Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

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Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%

  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%

  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%
  • Total voters
    2,140
  • Poll closed .
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anyone else wondering if these "irregularities" arent even election meddling, just fuckups that wouldve been ignored if it wasnt such a close race?
 
Coffee Shits said:
I don't think so, it just has too much proximity to California (let's nuke California).

But fuckery is afoot.
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A_throwaway_name62919 said:
On another note, ya'll really ought to be wishing for maximum shit show. I haven't checked the numbers to see if it's still possible, but just imagine: A tie in the electoral college, leaving congress to decide the election. Followed by a house of representatives that elects Biden as president, and a senate that elects Pence as vice president.

I don't think you could get more entertaining than that.
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What would be great is if a faithless elector tips the election one way or the other. For maximum lulz it’d be a Republican defecting fo Biden.
 
yeah, not taking any of these tweets and articles about democrats doing voting fraud seriously until we get full results
if its true, then Trump will lose, take them to court and people more qualified than partisan journalists will look into it
if it's false, then you just look paranoid
any speculation before that is pointless
 
Appletun said:
anyone else wondering if these "irregularities" arent even election meddling, just fuckups that wouldve been ignored if it wasnt such a close race?
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Because of Trump winning in 2016 both sides have scrutinized everything and combing with a toothbrush only to realize that everything has been fucked for a good while, we just didn't use to care that much
 
I'm hoping this goes to Court for maximum salt potential over the coming weeks. Fuck my bet, the salt is more important.

Actually, what would be even funnier is this. Biden scrapes it 270-268. There's a combination of states which he can get to get this. Electoral college convenes... and one of the Dem electors is faithless and writes in Bernie Sanders.

Nobody got the 270 electoral college votes so it all goes to Congress. There, thanks to the 12th Amendment, the delegations to the House of Representatives all vote en bloc (i.e. each state has 1 vote regardless of the number of congressmen it has) and the decision of each state must be unanimous. This means that since there are more fully red states than fully blue states in Congress, Trump may well get it under this procedure.

Can you imagine the utterly glorious quantities of salt that would come about if that happened? That faithless Dem elector would be cancelled from his party, his job, and probably cancelled from life.
 
Comfyman said:
Because they'll make absolutely sure that something like Trump will never happen again and your country will become exactly like Europe.
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Pretty sure Europe has voter registration/voter ID laws just about everywhere, though. Even in the former Warsaw Pact states.
Heck, there's a bunch of third-world shitholes with better measures against election fraud than the United States.

Consider yourself extra-screwed.
 
Hee said:
I can’t wait for legal discourse surrounding the question, “Is a sharpie a pen?”
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No the issue is that ballots are counted in most places by what is essentially a scantron, and sharpie bleeds through. A bled through ballot will be auto-cancelled because it cannot be read.
 
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