Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Bunny Tracks]

Definitely fuckery afoot in western PA. Election counters have "gone to bed"

To be fair, it is 2am.

Still, they should have people doing this in shifts.

 

[SBG]

Right Side Broadcasting is livestreaming from the White House, could hear supporters in the background chanting "we want Trump" for a bit just a few minutes ago.

 

[Dagobert]

Imagine having the technology to watch midget trannies sixty-nine in HD from space, but you still have a paper voting system. It’s 2020. People should be able to vote from an app.

That genuinely is how you get voter fraud. What if you're phone is stolen, or someone cracks the passwords?

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

Trump is on stage

 

[ForgedBlades]

Everything about this is bizarre to the point of embarrassment. I'm astonished that the US doesn't have a robust, uniform voting process in the 21st century and feel like it's reverted to wild west tactics where the pony express carrying the votes was at risk of being ambushed.

but muh COVID

 

[All Cops Are Based]

holy shit you guys, Jeb just rushed the stage with a gun, what's going on

 

[HeyYou]

It's looking like the Senate and House are going to be very close in representatives. The next 4 years are going to be interesting.

 

[Cherry8s]

Trump is up now on the stream

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Trump just came out. Hold onto your butts.


eta: technically... my post isn't :late: I posted this as soon as he walked on stage. Other users posted the livestream before he came out. It's nbd and I'm not mad and I totally don't care about stickers.

 

[Haramburger]

holy shit you guys, Jeb just rushed the stage with a gun, what's going on

If this was real, it would be with a guac bowl. Check your facts!

 

[Aegir]

Imagine having the technology to watch midget trannies sixty-nine in HD from space, but you still have a paper voting system. It’s 2020. People should be able to vote from an app.

I know this is just shitty b8, but literally everyone in infosec says thats a terrible idea and have done for a long ass while.

 

[Nobunaga]

Imagine having the technology to watch midget trannies sixty-nine in HD from space, but you still have a paper voting system. It’s 2020. People should be able to vote from an app.

Yeah, its not like apps get hacked all the time
Oh wait

 

[Maskull]

could hear supporters in the background chanting "we want Trump" for a bit just a few minutes ago.

It doesn't matter what your politics happen to be. That chanting should be mocked by everyone with a brain between their ears.

 

[Vesperus]

'Tard country is voting for Tard. More at 11.

Edit: I love that this means nothing, but people still voted. Go Team!

 

[Jacking With Cook]

This is how a man who won speaks. Not a man who intends to overturn the result.

 

[ForgedBlades]

 

[Aidan]

People, Pennsylvania is not going to be called tonight and that isn't even news. Pennsylvania didn't start counting a single vote until today, and some of the mail-ins won't even be started at all until tomorrow if I'm not mistaken.
Because there's like a million uncounted votes just floating the air (all biden, potentially), they're not going to call it, especially since Pennsylvania is probably the single most important state this election.

If you need to sleep at all, then it's time to sleep. I'm certainly gonna get some Zs and then check in tomorrow. We may not even know until Thursday, that's how retarded they're being.

 

[lolwatagain]

I'm curious, why are some of you convinced that Mail-in ballots= Absolute definite fraud? Other than not liking the results

Because it is incredibly easy to do the following things:
1. Throw away mail in ballots from a specific county with a large population of Ds/Rs
2. Miraculously find boxes of "missing" ballots
3. Steal new ballots out of mail boxes and forge a signature
4. Steal old ballots, unseal the envelope, replace the ballot and reseal
5. Steal ballots from the elderly
6. Register as the dead and vote

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

I'm curious, why are some of you convinced that Mail-in ballots= Absolute definite fraud? Other than not liking the results

The left has a history of 'finding' bags of ballots in the mail which can swing things up and over the amount of people even living in that county.

 

[lurk_moar]

They seem to handle all the junk mail just fine.

Oh gosh, this election, I got nothing but spam in the mail. If the USPS can deliver election spam just fine by the truckload, they can deliver motherfucking ballots.