Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Without A Gout]

WE DID IT REDDIT
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I've changed my mind: We shouldn't just root for California to defect. We should be rooting for the entire West Coast to do so.

Those three states are lost.

 

[Florence Sargent]

WE DID IT REDDIT
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At least now we know where Hunter is.

 

[kūhaku]

 

[lurk_moar]

I noticed how all the liberal sites are counting Trump's electoral college votes very slowly compared to Biden's.

 

[JongleJingle]

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Oh just come out with it you cowards; IT'S FUCKING OBVIOUS, YOU LOST.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Please god let Biden flip out.

 

[Jacking With Cook]

How is Biden really walking this line? Did they manage to secure it in some invisible way or is this just bravado?

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

This was a super gay thing to post and you come across as a gigantic sucker of penises.

You're a dumb idiot, and you know I'm right because I am. You can cope all you want. kys dumb bitch, because I'M right about the enthusiasm gap and you can choke on a bag of hairy dicks

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

Based Biden, dragging this shit out for maximum chuckles.

 

[HumanHive]

THE FIX
IS
IN

 

[Dagobert]

I've changed my mind: We shouldn't just root for California to defect. We should be rooting for the entire West Coast to do so.

Those three states are lost.

Please no, I don't want California to fuck us up even harder.

 

[Sithis]

"Who knew we were gonna go into tomorrow morning or maybe longer"

You lying, disingenuous fuck.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Please god let Biden flip out.

this is gonna be short and sweet. No chance to lose it in this speech IMO

 

[JongleJingle]

You're a dumb idiot, and you know I'm right because I am. You can cope all you want. kys dumb bitch, because I'M right about the enthusiasm gap and you can choke on a bag of hairy dicks

Homosexual.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am just about at my limit. I think I am going to go get some tacos in honor of Dame Pesos inevitably shitting on Cenk again, and then hit the sack. Goodnight guys. This was fun!

Oh, and it would appear the plurality wasn't right this time. We're going with the runner up. Welcome to the shitshow proper!

 

[Secret Messages]

god just fucking call it already i refuse to accept a timeline where a 10% lead gets slowly drowned out over a week by ballot stuffing

 

[LocalFireDept]

THE FIX
IS
IN

PM'd you the fix ;^)

 

[Peasant]

How is Biden really walking this line? Did they manage to secure it in some invisible way or is this just bravado?

Hey, man, confidence is all fake it 'til you make it.

 

[mai minakami]

There's rumors of antifa wanting to kill Elijah Schaffer, a reporter. There seems to be no footage of the threats, though.

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Why though? Did he just record them doing something?

 

[️ronic]

WE DID IT REDDIT
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I know where I'm going on new years.