Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Absolutego]

>Michigan almost 60% Trump

Even my Romanian immigrant coworker's been bitching about Whitmer, get fucked

 

[HumanHive]

If Fox had any brains or pride they’d fire his ass first thing in the morning.

The thing about FNC is despite Juan and Chris being utter shills, they get along with their cohosts and that’s what ultimately matters.

 

[Random Internet Person]

It's Pittsburgh that is skewing the polls along with Philadelphia m

And Philly was the one that was going viral with weird stuff at polling places.

 

[Orion Balls]

We had a great turnout! So grateful that everyone came out to vote. It was the busiest I've ever seen it. May the most popular (according to the electoral college) old white man win!

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Trump has the popular vote by almost a whole million over Biden.
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California will probably change that.

 

[Sithis]

The salt begins on r/politics.
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Can anyone definitively and honestly say they've ever seen a point where /r/politics wasn't salty?

 

[Bongocat]

Why are they calling elections when they haven't even gotten any votes from them?

because most people vote in an extremely predictable manner, regardless of information or situation. Like Styx says "you can call 40 states without a single vote cast".

 

[Sped Xing]

I ain’t even American but holy shit, this is more suspenseful than any series or movie I’ve ever watched.

That's what the electoral college is REALLY all about. It makes it more of a game.

 

[draggs]

NYT has 71% chance of Trump NC win

It's all coming down to Penn's woods

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Joe Biden:

48.6%

16,709,846

Donald Trump:

50.3%

17,503,897

 

[Maculo]

The Virginia fuckery continues.

32% reporting and Trump 20 points ahead? Yeah, let’s call the state for Biden.

I would love for VA to go red, but it’s probably going to be the right call in the end. Northern VA has a huge liberal population that swings the state blue.

If I recall correctly, VA started red in 2016 up until the NOVA finished counting.

 

[DeadFish]

I ain’t even American but holy shit, this is more suspenseful than any series or movie I’ve ever watched.

A presidential election should not make citizens clench their butt holes in terror

 

[RodgerDodger]

Can trump afford to lose North Carolina?

He lost it last time

 

[Pink Gooze]

Unlike Florida with their panhandle, the western time zone in Texas (basically El Paso) is blue.

But Texas is a BIG state and it is still red. Beto couldn't beat Ted Cruz and Biden is not doing better than Beto. I'm not worried about Texas at all.

That’s a good point. I totally forgot all about Beto (I mean, can you blame me??). Yeah Trump’s gonna win TX easy.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Trump has the popular vote by almost a whole million over Biden.
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Don't matter, california and NY aren't counted.

 

[Rekkington]

Crowder is live.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7ovJyMwGbb8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=64GvIfUd9Zo
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z0FtSIjYBv0
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CukHnOAsgdo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=akiROLJyF0I
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KkjxSKrcbOg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aOmgPYoACAk
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I gotta say, Joe Rogan's audio sounds like absolute dogshit. Is this how he sounds without the post-production? What is happening here?

 

[Angry New Ager]

Maybe I'm late on this, but whats everyones drink of choice for this trainwreck?

See: userpic.

(Actually, it's black coffee, aka Fuel of the Gods--now that I'm an oldfag, alcohol fucks all my shit up.)

 

[Just wandering]

damn the moon is devoring the bell also

 

[Observotron]

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Lol, sums up the left.

 

[Coccxys]

Virginia and Georgia now reporting major delays to their final result. I'm sure it's all above board though.