Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

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Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%

  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%

  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%
  • Total voters
    2,140
  • Poll closed .
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All this talk about civil war, and all I want is to see someone dress up like the Joker and dance on a cop car in New York.
South America did it, we can too.
 
HumanHive said:
To all Trump supporting Proud Boys out there, just a reminder that any violence or talk of secession will mean the Democrats will gut the First and Second Amendments on the spot.
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Not that I am in favor of violence, but isn’t the woke wing of the Democratic party moving to do that anyway?
 
Notaspider said:
It's a hard choice for me.
I want Biden to win so I can buy up more stocks after they crash. A Trump victory will likely have them crash due to riots but not as hard.
I want Trump to win because that means I can call people fat trannies with out cops knocking on my door for a few more years.
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When in doubt, vote for the one you find funniest.
 
Imagine how bad cancel culture would get with the 8 years of systemic support from President Harris.

I got 7k riding on the Orange Man because a Biden timeline would suck either way so why not. Time for the dice to roll.
 
HumanHive said:
To all Trump supporting Proud Boys out there, just a reminder that any violence or talk of secession will mean the Democrats will gut the First and Second Amendments on the spot.
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in the event of a Harris victory, ppl will just go back to grilling, buy guns and ammo, while they still can and brace for Clown World : SuperSped Edition
 
Pissmaster said:
When in doubt, vote for the one you find funniest.
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That's probably Trump. Trump himself is fairly ridiculous, from his Cheeto-dusted visage to a voice that sounds like something from a Saturday morning cartoon villain.

On top of that, the absolute TDS salt from half the country is ridiculous. The man can tweet "Mmm these pancakes were delicious" and tens of thousands of people would be screeching about how his white privilege is repressing black crepes.
 
I think election day will be quiet. It's been too hyped up for tonight and probably there will be small disturbances by antifa. My local news is still insisting shops are boarding up because of far right militias. No mention of the far left or antifa at all.

I will look at Florida and Pennsylvania tonight to seen if he wins both. If yes and assuming everything else holds then 4 more years achieved.
 
Inventor of the Telephone said:
The countdown until they nuke Trump's twitter account begins. By end of day? End of week? We know not when it comes, but it comes.

That will get his supporters to finally riot. Parades held to demand the return of the presidential shitpost account!

Trump will hold emergency press conferences and then show up wearing a sombrero: instead of chat there will be dancing to 70s synth pop.

The longest day begins. Shit gon get crazy.
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It is literally illegal for Twitter to nuke the @realDonaldTrump account. The case of Knight Institute v Trump established that President Trump's personal Twitter account is a public forum, and therefore protected under the First Amendment. Thus, every American citizen has the right, per the US Constitution, to shit up Trump's comments section, and thus if Twitter shuts down his account, they are infringing upon my God-given right to call him a fat cheeto fuccboi.
 
Everyone's favorite search term on twitter is starting to get that 2016-aesthetic:
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Also this gem:
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