Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Creep3r]

I usually don't like to count my chickens before they hatch, but it seems Trump is a shoe-in at this point. Biden might've won (pedoness, dementia, taxes and all) if he had picked a better VP, but after Harris, the old fart was doomed.

I’m glad I have the two days after the election off so I can sleep through the ensuing chaos.

But why tho? Chaos is fun.

 

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

 

[HexFag]

I just want people to act like normal human beings again.

 

[Witthel]

I'm gonna vote for Terry Davis' ghost, somebody's gotta keep those CIA niggers in check.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I want Trump to win so that the salt continues to flow.

 

[Neko GF]

Due to timezone differentials and me expecting to be in work on election day, I'm probably not going to be able to watch the meltdowns live.

 

[X Prime]

Wait! Wait! It's not over!

Biden is going for the foot fetishist vote! Will it be enough!?

 

[Pickle Dick]

These people are gonna COOM election night:
@Arm Pit Cream
@Hollywood Hulk Hogan
@AnOminous
@Elaine Benes
@The Last Stand

These people are on SUICIDE WATCH election night:
@It's HK-47
@Secret Asshole
@MrJokerRager
@ThatOneLurker



will add more to this post when i remember who on this forum is supporting who

 

[crocodilian]

No dude I don't think you understand, basically no one who is voting for Biden cares about what policies he has, neither does anyone voting for Trump. Everyone who's voting for Trump is doing it to own the libs and everyone voting for Biden is doing it because he isn't orange man. I haven't heard a single celebrity talking about Biden's tax plan or whatever other nerdy shit, they literally just say "we want this to stop vote for Biden to make that happen".

What can I do in the face of such ironclad false dichotomy? It's all so clear to me now. I didn't vote for Donald Trump because I think he's an expert with money and thus fit to fix the country's economy after a viral scare, I just want to own some libs on Twitter. That's the case for everyone else as well; nobody in the entire world considers policy or votes accordingly, especially not nowadays, when the internet is so frequently inflamed with political discourse. The human race is clearly just a bunch of vacuous blood bags, gormlessly scratching their thick monkey craniums as you, alone, soar above us.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

These people are gonna COOM election night:
@Arm Pit Cream
@Hollywood Hulk Hogan

These people are on SUICIDE WATCH election night:
@It's HK-47
@Secret Asshole

will add more to this post when i remember who on this forum is supporting who

Well, here is the deal. I won't rub it in people's faces if my guy wins, if others will promise to do the same courtesy for me if their guy wins. Deal?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Trump has to and may win by a landslide, given Biden and Kamala inflating their campaign numbers for all their worth. Compare Trump rallies that have him fly to several states a day(!) with thousands of attendees to the cricket to supporter ratio of the average Biden rally!

When Joe Biden was in Gettysburg, you could hear the crickets chirping in the video.

 

[ChefKiss]

I just want people to act like normal human beings again.

That's not going to happen either way. They'll simply be aged out, a new generation of old men shouting at clouds and crazy bag ladies

 

[Nopenopenope]

I put an irl bet on

 

[A Logging Company]

Guys, we know who's REALLY going to win...

Spoiler

And if I do bother to go to the polls, I'm unironically voting for Kanye.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

We all knew Biden was dying and Kamala was the intended president, but it's still shocking to hear someone say it so bluntly.

U.S Presidents should be chosen via duels to the death. No weapons just barehanded 65+-year-old men beating the ever-loving fuck out of each other.

US Presidents should be chosen via whoever has the bigest dingdong. We're still waiting on those darn Chinese cock deliverimen to bring us those promised Obongo and Cornpop nudes..

 

[You're a Big Guy]

I just want people to act like normal human beings again.

I think it's too late for that bro.

 

[Neko GF]

Well, here is the deal. I won't rub it in people's faces if my guy wins, if others will promise to do the same courtesy for me if their guy wins. Deal?

>Expecting people to be civil on the internet

 

[Socrates]

Well, here is the deal. I won't rub it in people's faces if my guy wins, if others will promise to do the same courtesy for me if their guy wins. Deal?

Nope, tuesday is extreme rules hell in a cell night. Take no prisoners, let the salt and the smug over take you regardless who wins.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

Well, here is the deal. I won't rub it in people's faces if my guy wins, if others will promise to do the same courtesy for me if their guy wins. Deal?

Oh, there goes my plans.

 

[Monolith]

I don't intend to find out who's president until at least the 5th, preferably later.