Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Lady Pigroach]

Given the choice between voting for:

Literal orange retard and his creepy son-in-law who actually runs things;
Or
Literal demented creepy old man who sniffs hair

I'd write in Ross Perott.

Write in DarksydePhil

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Gonna be a lot of salt no matter what happens. Archival tools armed and ready.

I'm particularly looking forward to the pollsters (Nate Silver especially) melting down if we get a Trump landslide. Any other particularly smug TDS/TES people to watch?

Same as last time: The Young Turks.

 

[GHTD]

Did you guys ever actually look into the Qanon community? It's full of grifters and grandmas who didn't do shit during Obama's 8 years.

It's on the line to count the guy that started shooting at Comet Ping Pong that one time since that was technically a Pizzagater, but both conspiracies have similarities.

Therefore, that's why I think it's possible.

 

[TFT-A9]

I hope Trump wins. What do you guys think will happen in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, and New Somalia?

Anticipate PA going to Biden. Michigan not sure, but I think Whitmer's crap alone might have engendered enough ill will to flip it red, and I'm thinking yoopers ain't gonna go to bat for Biden. 'Sconsin, red. MN, thinking Biden but weakly so at best, might be wrong - anywhere that isn't Minneapolis seems very pissed with the Dems as of late. Rochester alone isn't pleased about having been directly downwind from the TC trashfire, and rather dislikes the TC in a kind of "Fuck you, mom and dad" way. Mankato's a college town and is going to lean Biden, Owatonna however will not give a single solitary shit what the TC and Mankato think. TC suburbs themselves will glow so damn red they'll look like electric stovetops from orbit I think, but Minneapolis ain't gonna stop being bluer than Joe Biden's balls in a room full of girls with shaved heads. Duluth will probably be weakly blue.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I want Biden to win just because I want to see the right wing version of "Not my president". I was kinda not paying attention during the whole Obama administration so I missed on so much right wing butthurt while these last year have sort of numbed me to left wing butthurt.

 

[Hitman One]

Same as last time: The Young Turks.

The image macro with "Humble water filter salesman assaulted by notorious Armenian Genocide denier" remains my favourite election meme.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Calling it right now: Biden wins, Trump refuses to leave office, envokes a constitutional crisis.

 

[CptnSnshn]

I wish Jeb the best in his 8 years in office and then life time rule as leader of the known universe.

 

[Qliphoth]

Trump HAS to win, I got 20 bucks riding on him.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I have a feeling Biden is going to win but it's going to be through a whole assortment of fuckery.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Vermin Supreme landslide.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

2020's grandest plot twist, Kanye wins.

 

[CiaphasCain]

Trump HAS to win, I got 20 bucks riding on him.

I honestly think you're going to lose 20 bucks.

 

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

Death to AmeriKKKa

https://youtu.be/Fz7b3igb4yM

 

[Nopenopenope]

I don't live in the US but I'm hoping Trump. Mainly because of the load I'm going to blow immediately when I hear he has. The absolute saltquake will be felt worldwide, holy shit it turns out all these fags and other queerdos make up a tiny loud minority that nobody should give a shit about, and blacks really do commit all the crimes

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Not a single one of you has posted a JEB! meme yet? SAD!

 

[WinchesterPremium]

All these guesses on who wins arn't any fun. You need to introduce an element of risk! Bet something!

 

[CrippleThreat]

I'm a psychic prophet far seer and Trump won on Nov 3rd, it is what it is.

Tell me seer, will Null get married?

I voted for Trump already. I want him to get a landslide so the Lugenpresse are forced to eat shit.

There are 4 scenarios: Trump wins big, Trump wins less than 2016, Biden wins like Trump 2016 (can't see him going any higher than low 300 tbh, but my guess is high 290), and 269-269 lolslide.

Same as last time: The Young Turks.

Brace for impact.

 

[Joe Swanson]

A Biden win would just equal Boogaloo and Q schizos gunning down people in the streets on election night.

I wish that would happen... in minecraft

 

[Maskull]

I doubt we'll have a clear winner until December. I'm almost certain it will have to be decided by the Supreme Court.