Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Happy Fish]

Frankly, I don't think either side should be declaring victory until one of them actually gets to 270 points.

Trump has, though. They are dragging their feet in the remaining states.

 

[Ninjaweedsniper420]

"We will make America great again, again"
-Mike Pence, 2020

Name a better speech, you can't.

 

[HumanHive]

Frankly, I don't think either side should be declaring victory until one of them actually gets to 270 points.

Normally I'd agree, but the argument Trump is making is "we were about to win, so they just made sure we couldn't get to 270 by no longer counting the vote".

 

[Kari Kamiya]

2020 never fails to deliver.

 

[mindlessobserver]

And it's over. Trump has declared himself the winner, and called what happened tonight a fraud upon the American people.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

On the upside, we're obviously nearing the end of the 90's revival and moving into 2000 and beyond.

 

[L. Duse]

Definitely fuckery afoot in western PA. Election counters have "gone to bed"

Oh. I guess ballots will disappear or get replaced while they are asleep.

People helping out in elections put up all nighters in other countries but I guess this is American exceptionalism at play here!

 

[BenisinbaginaII]

The die is cast. Fuck them up, Orange man. Don't let them cheat that corpse into power.

 

[Aegir]

Can we officially get a "Disaster" tag on this thread jannies?

 

[God of Nothing]

In comes the saaaaaalt. We're going to be fucking drowning in it. I'm already crying tears of happiness.

 

[Steverambo]

BIDEN SHILLS BTFO

Trump and Pence said EXACTLY what they needed to say to secure this and make these shenanigans out in the spotlight

 

[ditto]

And it's over. Trump has declared himself the winner, and called what happened tonight a fraud upon the American people.

Steady, now! Those are strong claims that only Twitter can decide!

 

[Garysmod]

Biden gave a speech saying he won. Trump is giving a speech saying he won. Everybody won. Everybody gets to be president.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

And it's over. Trump has declared himself the winner, and called what happened tonight a fraud upon the American people.

This will go real bad if Biden is declared a winner.

 

[Coffee Druid]

Biden supporters will take the "we don't want any more votes to be counted" as voter suppression or authoritarianism, I'm sure.

Honestly I agree with Trump though. Let's end this soon.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Both trump and biden should sue the states that STILL havent announced the results.
How fucking incompetent can you be jesus

The polls have been closed for less than three hours in some states.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Is Trump better/worse than Biden is the grownup version of Is Vegeta stronger than Goku?

Argh the search is being devoured by the Moon!

 

[derpherp2]

Maybe count the ballots BEFORE ELECTION then if you're having trouble you fucks.

As it stands, the deadline was today, so fuck off with the obvious delays.

 

[RudeRoasts]

There's definitely fuckery afoot.
The data in a lot of these key states has gone glacial. Especially with those cockteasing 94-99% fucking counts that have stayed that way for hours.

 

[introvertedobserver]

How the fuck is Biden ahead when the election results map looks like this?

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The West Coast. Biden always had a significant advantage in the number of electoral votes in safe blue states.

Hence why it's come down to like 5 battleground states.