Ode to Tuscangarder.

[FuckedUp]

What have I started?

 

[Icasaracht]

Also are you Scandinavian or something?

I'm a Soviet, born and bred! And, I have an announcement to make!

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

I'm a Soviet, born and bred! And, I have an announcement to make!

That was my second guess, you're one of them Russian-bots the lefties go on about I assume?

Give me Russian Magic cards?

Please?

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Sh! Sh! It's a very delicate house of cards, and it's your very life that it is now protecting.

Are they foils, and if so are they curling, and which way are they curling? This is all relevant information comrade.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I can't believe Tuscan finally did a flip. RIP.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Well... At least you tried.

 

[LolNoIPLeaksEvenLMFAO]

Yo don’t forget that one time they were based AF about Canadians.

also

F

 

[Mr Himmler]

Tuscan have big booby for resting head.

 

[Revo]

@Icasaracht Why do you sound autistic when you sing?

 

[tuscangarder]

This is beautiful, thank you.

An amazing work of art.

10/10

Kiwis greatest troll machine

 

[Psyduck]

Where the fuck are the tits

 

[tuscangarder]

 

[FuckedUp]

@Icasaracht Why do you sound autistic when you sing?

Because he actually is?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Lyrics please

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I was inspired by the OP. Here is my Ode

Johnny Mandel Suicide is painless with lyrics

enjoy this the vid i promised rebeccafarrellmusic

youtu.be

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

shameful display

 

[kūhaku]

To give a bit of criticism, I think the intention of the song was great but the lyrics contain too much feminine dick-sucking. "She ruled the Kiwi land"? Because she baits spergs in A/H? Hardly qualified for the position I'd say. I understand this entire thread is a bait for these same spergs who don't like tuscan but it seems a bit to obvious there.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It's like I can almost see her posting from beyond the grave...

 

[tuscangarder]

It's like I can almost see her posting from beyond the grave...

Why do people think I died?

 

[Maratus volans]

Why do people think I died?

Famines are a not uncommon occurrence in Communist states.