Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

Does anyone know about this guy called Yuri Kuznetsov aka kuz? He claims to own a Russian imageboard from about 2005-2009 called 9ch, and currently owns a shit ton of smaller chans like Gurochan and Heyuri. Recently rebooted a Japanese imageboard a few days ago and shilled it on /jp/.
A lot of the sites he owns or gets from someone else though degrade into Discord and Telegram circlejerk drama though, like reading threads you just have no context about what they're bitching about. Nothing about oldfag posting like he/the site advertises.
He's popped up a few times on Lainchan shilling his services for free website hosting but admins deleted posts about the truth about him because the site doesn't allow drama.
Turns out any traces of his name or the site 9chan (unrelated to Nulls) doesn't show shit until around the late 2010s-early 2020s??
The Lainchan post also went into detail about how he doesn't even live in Europe because the pictures he's posted of his room use US outlets and he had other US branded products lying about his room. This post was in 2020, and checking his page now he claims to be from US after being called out on it. Big thunk but didn't think to archive this shit then.
There's this page about his shenanigans that claim to unveil this fuckers autism, and it almost sounds legit until you realize it's his writing style and the Github account was just made 5 days ago. The more you research the more confusing it gets.
This fucker eludes me, like I feel there's some alt dimension where this Russian guy really does own all the smaller chans and it's leaking over to this one.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I'm new to KF and am not sure what I'm doing so sorry if I make mistakes at first I'm still learning. But I've been watching this guy for a while and think he might belong here.

William Clark (NekoFluttershy) a non-binary, cross dressing, brony, neko who makes videos constantly doxing himself and revealing other information like that he is a virgin, has a bondage fetish, thinks about sex a lot, and masterbates near daily. He is a hoarder, his room is absolutely filthy with trash everywhere and 3 disgusting microwaves surprised he hasn't been hospitalized honestly.

He sleeps on only a mattress in on the middle floor (in the middle of all the trash) because he wants to "live life like a cat". On his mattress he has ponies his favorite being a greasy looking Fluttershy that has some sort of brown stuff on her snout (he says it is just glue) which he has licked. He constantly roleplays and does an impression as Fluttershy, the two even have conversations going back and forth.

He worships yet is jealous Pewdiepie and other big name youtubers and doesn't understand why he isn't as big as them. In one video he admits to having a dream about meeting Pewdiepie and Markaplier at a convention and the two giving him a shoutout, in the dream he goes to a hotel and sees that he has surpassed them in subscribers. The next day he woke up depressed and admits this is his ultimate goal.

On the darker side of things in another video has said that he went to jail for stabbing a dog which he denies doing and said he was an innocent bystander. I don't know enough about this to say one way or the other.

Links
YouTube
Youtube Backup
Facebook
Twitch
Twitter
Instagram
DeviantArt
Patreon (lol yes at 600 subs)
Dead Youtube
Other Dead Youtube

Dude... his bathroom is FILTHY


I'm pretty sure this is a picture of his cat in his bathtub. This is where he cleans himself.


And his bed... I see cum stains on that mattress.

These people live in absolute squalor.

I predict he's going to troon out very very soon.

 

[Im just here for the salt]

thank god I found this thread because look what I found

everyone, meet Tiny-space-robots

now, if this Bio doesn't sell the idea that this dude is a laughing stock well, let me show you some of his newest posts

that's right, this guy supports incest, full-blood incest relationships, I would say this is what happens when you watch too much step-sibling porn and I think that what happened. yes, this person is a pro-shipper, AKA, ships incest, to show proof I need to show you the following post

Spoiler: what the fuck

O H N O

yes, this "human" sent someone their Despicable me porn, (there is more shit like this but I'm not going to put that shit onto my hard drive) and yes, it gets worst, I'm going to list the other shit this person has drawn.
-piss
-vomit
-mpreg
-incest
-pedo shit
-some necro zoo cyborg ship from some weird anime
-that one green guy from food fight (I wish I was joking with this one)
and that's the tip of this shitberg and I want to save my five brain cells so.....
link to their account: https://tiny-space-robot.tumblr.com/

 

[deermeat]

thank god I found this thread because look what I found

everyone, meet Tiny-space-robots
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now, if this Bio doesn't sell the idea that this dude is a laughing stock well, let me show you some of his newest posts

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that's right, this guy supports incest, full-blood incest relationships, I would say this is what happens when you watch too much step-sibling porn and I think that what happened. yes, this person is a pro-shipper, AKA, ships incest, to show proof I need to show you the following post

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Spoiler: what the fuck

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yes, this "human" sent someone their Despicable me porn, (there is more shit like this but I'm not going to put that shit onto my hard drive) and yes, it gets worst, I'm going to list the other shit this person has drawn.
-piss
-vomit
-mpreg
-incest
-pedo shit
-some necro zoo cyborg ship from some weird anime
-that one green guy from food fight (I wish I was joking with this one)
and that's the tip of this shitberg and I want to save my five brain cells so.....
link to their account: https://tiny-space-robot.tumblr.com/

Jesus Christ. I can't believe someone actually gets off to Despicable Me. And yet another person who identifies as "asexual" but is clearly into sexual content. Everything about this is awful, this person is OLDER than me. I can't imagine what their family must be like.

 

[Im just here for the salt]

Jesus Christ. I can't believe someone actually gets off to Despicable Me. And yet another person who identifies as "asexual" but is clearly into sexual content. Everything about this is awful, this person is OLDER than me. I can't imagine what their family must be like.

inbred

also, I was trying to find the post saying that their family knew but this was his latest post

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Jesus Christ. I can't believe someone actually gets off to Despicable Me. And yet another person who identifies as "asexual" but is clearly into sexual content. Everything about this is awful, this person is OLDER than me. I can't imagine what their family must be like.

Spoiler

 

[Im just here for the salt]

should I make a thread on Tiny-space-robots?

 

[deermeat]

should I make a thread on Tiny-space-robots?

I was wondering that too, them having their own thread. I don't know. I think you should,

 

[furniture0]

I don't use this forum often but I'd like to share a very obscure lolcow only me and a few Discord users know about.
His name's Garrett, he's a schizophrenic manchild who has a tulpa of a character from some Korean kid's show named Telemonsters or something. Usually, he sits in front of the camera about the ethics of torturing children and how mentally ill he is. He also bears a striking resemblance to Sam Hyde.
You can check his Youtube channel here: https://youtube.com/channel/UCdzlsWW0XlWCVYi93b3Pltg
The last incident I had with him is that he had a mental breakdown and pretended to be a black woman who joined the Nation of Islam


Appears I'm an idiot and this guy was mentioned last page, but I'm in close contact with the dude, so I can bring some Discord screenshots to the thread if requested.

 

[Retired_one]

I predict he's going to troon out very very soon.
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Possibly especially considering recently, 2 weeks ago, he changed his Facebook name from "William Clark" to "Ashley Clark" and today he posted 3 things about dresses.

P.S. while searching for a reason why the name change of Facebook (I couldn't find it) I found this post (no idea how to archive sorry) where he shows off his new ball gag publicly and tags 16 of his friends.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Possibly especially considering recently, 2 weeks ago, he changed his Facebook name from "William Clark" to "Ashley Clark" and today he posted 3 things about dresses.

P.S. while searching for a reason why the name change of Facebook (I couldn't find it) I found this post (no idea how to archive sorry) where he shows off his new ball gag publicly and tags 16 of his friends.

You just go on archive.is and submit the link to whatever you want to archive.

 

[Im just here for the salt]

I was wondering that too, them having their own thread. I don't know. I think you should,

you're right, but I do need some help, could you help me?

 

[Im just here for the salt]

you're right, but I do need some help, could you help me?

update: I have lost my will to live, I can't with Tiny robot

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

William J.J. Hoge, notable for having dueled it out legally with small-time vexatious-litigant lolcows Brett Kimberlin and Bill Schmalfeldt, has located new prey. I wish the old wolf well, because this looks like it's gonna be fun.

Let's meet Rebekah Jones. She was feted in the media as a 'whistleblower' putting a stop to the lies of the evil Governor DeSantis in Florida. However, her claims seem slightly suspect due to having a prior history of being batshit bonkers crazy.

Hoge has the deets, but I'll touch on the highlights.

In 2016, Jones was kicked out of LSU and told not to come back. Per Hoge, it involved trespassing and attacking a police officer. Nice person. After getting the boot from LSU, she entered a PhD program at Florida State University (FSU) as well as signing on as a university employee. In 2017 she was fired after a Title IX investigation found her responsible for having an inappropriate relationship with a male undergraduate as well as stalking and harassing him after he broke it off.

Pause to contemplate that, my fellow farmers. How much of a fucknugget do you have to be where the university finds for the guy in a Title IX hearing?

After that, she got nailed for vandalizing the undergrad's car and he got a restraining order out against her. Remember, friends, never stick your dick in crazy. Ever. In March 2018 Jones got hooked for violating a domestic violence injunction, which had required her to stay at least 500' away from FSU and take her meds (what). She attempted to retaliate by filing 'dating violence' injunctions against the undergrad, but those went nowhere. This seems to be a common pattern for her -- counterattack and take the legal initiative. I'll give her credit for chutzpah, if not sanity.

But wait there's more! (/billymays)

In 2019, she files a fucking paternity claim against the undergrad. She also posted sexually explicit revenge porn featuring -- yep -- our hero. He got another stalking injunction against her, whereupon her response was to file a pro se lawsuit against HIM for emotional distress and defamation. Thankfully, the suit was dismissed.

(Sidenote: I'm not naming the undergrad in this post kinda because I don't want his name popping up with KF. I think the guy's suffered enough dealing with Looney Tunes Jones. Maybe I'm off base but I'm not completely fucking heartless.)

In 2020, agents of Florida's Department of Law Enforcement and an officer from the Tallahassee PD executed a search warrant at Jones's residence. Reason was for her 'whistleblowing', I'd say. A few days later, Jones files a lawsuit against the officers involved and Florida DLE regarding the warrant, alleging discrimination and battery. Courts noped the fuck out on that one, and then she got charged with unauthorized access to computer systems.

Currently she is suing Christina Pushaw who decided to dig a bit into Jones's background and turned over all the rocks finding the worms and bugs. This is my shocked face.

Opinions?

 

[AnOminous]

Opinions?

Linda Loomer on steroids and on the opposite "side."

 

[Im just here for the salt]

William J.J. Hoge, notable for having dueled it out legally with small-time vexatious-litigant lolcows Brett Kimberlin and Bill Schmalfeldt, has located new prey. I wish the old wolf well, because this looks like it's gonna be fun.

Let's meet Rebekah Jones. She was feted in the media as a 'whistleblower' putting a stop to the lies of the evil Governor DeSantis in Florida. However, her claims seem slightly suspect due to having a prior history of being batshit bonkers crazy.

Hoge has the deets, but I'll touch on the highlights.

In 2016, Jones was kicked out of LSU and told not to come back. Per Hoge, it involved trespassing and attacking a police officer. Nice person. After getting the boot from LSU, she entered a PhD program at Florida State University (FSU) as well as signing on as a university employee. In 2017 she was fired after a Title IX investigation found her responsible for having an inappropriate relationship with a male undergraduate as well as stalking and harassing him after he broke it off.

Pause to contemplate that, my fellow farmers. How much of a fucknugget do you have to be where the university finds for the guy in a Title IX hearing?

After that, she got nailed for vandalizing the undergrad's car and he got a restraining order out against her. Remember, friends, never stick your dick in crazy. Ever. In March 2018 Jones got hooked for violating a domestic violence injunction, which had required her to stay at least 500' away from FSU and take her meds (what). She attempted to retaliate by filing 'dating violence' injunctions against the undergrad, but those went nowhere. This seems to be a common pattern for her -- counterattack and take the legal initiative. I'll give her credit for chutzpah, if not sanity.

But wait there's more! (/billymays)

In 2019, she files a fucking paternity claim against the undergrad. She also posted sexually explicit revenge porn featuring -- yep -- our hero. He got another stalking injunction against her, whereupon her response was to file a pro se lawsuit against HIM for emotional distress and defamation. Thankfully, the suit was dismissed.

(Sidenote: I'm not naming the undergrad in this post kinda because I don't want his name popping up with KF. I think the guy's suffered enough dealing with Looney Tunes Jones. Maybe I'm off base but I'm not completely fucking heartless.)

In 2020, agents of Florida's Department of Law Enforcement and an officer from the Tallahassee PD executed a search warrant at Jones's residence. Reason was for her 'whistleblowing', I'd say. A few days later, Jones files a lawsuit against the officers involved and Florida DLE regarding the warrant, alleging discrimination and battery. Courts noped the fuck out on that one, and then she got charged with unauthorized access to computer systems.

Currently she is suing Christina Pushaw who decided to dig a bit into Jones's background and turned over all the rocks finding the worms and bugs. This is my shocked face.

Opinions?

very good find

 

[polyqueerandrosensual]

Jesus Christ. I can't believe someone actually gets off to Despicable Me. And yet another person who identifies as "asexual" but is clearly into sexual content. Everything about this is awful, this person is OLDER than me. I can't imagine what their family must be like.

Tbh at least they only drew adult humans... trying to find a good side here.

 

[hello fellas]

Does anyone know about this guy called Yuri Kuznetsov aka kuz?

I'm also following this guy. Most of the 'writeups' that appear online about him do read like him hyping himself up, and there's some weird info in them as well. In this one from his website (but obviously written by kuz) he claims to be an ethnic russian, but in others it claims he's half chinese, plus his reddit account posts on r/asianmasculinity. Also, this writeup which the author claims is from 2015, but kuz mentions registering the domain it's on in 2020. In this one it claimed he was in contact with moot, which again seems very unlikely to me. He also claims to have fucked some russian ethot and /r9k/ trip named cvnka. It's possible he's making up 9chan entirely, but it could also be he's just over hyping it. You'd probably have to find someone russian who knows runet history to confirm whether or not this 9chan actually existed, russian internet drama is usually very poorly documented by english sources bc russians suck at foreign languages.


Other stuff: his war with lolifox was notable to me because he was revealed to be spamming that site with cp (thread from that time) and afterwards started offering a $1000 bounty for the site owner, makis, dox, so that he can sue him (side note: this is particularly funny bc makis name has been known since 2017 when he was doxed by /intl/ remnants, a bomb threat was even called in to his school, kuz just sucks at using google). The types of frivolous lawsuits and the trademark trolling described in that thread were how he took over gurochan and heyuri. He's mostly involving himself with obscure subcultures right now, but his love of attention, child porn, and dumping money into lolsuits over internet drama leads me to believe that it's only a matter of time until his autism involves someone important enough to warrant a thread of his own.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Linda Loomer on steroids and on the opposite "side."

Or a heterosexual and far more presentable Deb Frisch.

 

[Cadaver Corpse]

thank god I found this thread because look what I found

everyone, meet Tiny-space-robots
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Oh I remember seeing a post on this guy making the rounds on Tumblr a few weeks ago. This guy's disliked by other pro-shippers for his support of actual incest. Bunch of big-name pro-shippers blocked the guy and refuse to associate with him after he came out in support of real incest. I can't find the post that prompted the mass blocking, I'm looking for it now and if I find it I'll share it.

Where pro-shippers say 'yeah it's weird, but we don't condone or support it in real life and it isn't hurting any actual people, so whatever as long as it's fiction', this guy has come straight out and said 'why can't I fuck my brother?' Even other incest shippers want nothing to do with this person.