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Deian Harak Salazar/Eternal Lotharia/Realjacobsalaz1/(a.k.a. "The CaoKaiser"): Self-described autistic, cousin-fucking, major case of TDS, erased from Nationstates, running for political office, believes himself the descendant of Cao Cao
www.nationstates.net is hot mess and breeding ground for exceptional individuals (even the moderation can be lolcows: Lol Reppy has a thread here) Pretending to run your own nation over forums can be entertaining when your sitting at a boring desk job on night shift or casual use on weekends, but something about this set up leads people to believe they are actual political/tactical geniuses in any capacity. As with any site on the internet, sometimes people disclose personal details. Sometimes those details arent pretty. Other times, bad behavior can get someone "Delete on Sight" (DOS), basically permabanned from the site.
But sometimes someone reveals personal details that are so bad they get their entire existence scrubbed from the site:
Ego Search for Deian Salazar
As you can see, Deian has had his nation (aptly named for his IRL legal name) completely scrubbed (by moderation, against his will). An egosearch for the nation "Eternal Lotharia" also brings up a similar result (even better with recent references to the incest-rape allegations & DOS). What could be so bad that they would scrub him for it?
Probably cousin-fucking:
Admitting to incestful relations with his cousin
Still sexually attracted to his cousin
Now, I don't have the screens to prove it so it didn't happen, but unofficially the sexual encounter with his younger cousin that he bragged about was not consensual.
What we *dont* know is also that it was reportedly in her bum. I am working to find if anyone has the original or even a ghost screenshot of this confession. HOWEVER; the fact that 1) his mega-DOS came right after being accused of raping his cousin 2) the fact he was scrubbed to a degree not even gifted to the most heinous of rule breakers should provide some suspicion of plausibility that yes, in fact he did rape his cousin.
(Also not the top 2 are both e-girls, 1 who is rumored to be a troon but I can't confirm)
He is colloquially known amongst his anti-fans and people who laugh at him/pity him as the the "Cao-Kaiser" due to his obsession with ancient China and Prussia. It also got quickly morphed into the "Cao-CousinFucker" for reasons mentioned above and "Cao-Cuck" for a dramatic e-girl saga (which I'm working to get some discord screens of). It all originated from this gem of a claim:
WE WUZ CHINEZE WARLAWRDS N SHIET!!!
>can trace his lineage back to ancientEgyptian Pharaoh Chinese Warlord
>doesn't know who is own father is
Why should we care about some twat who got BTFO'd from a gooberish corner of the internet that no one cares about?
Because this cousin-fucker is running for office:
CrowdPac: https://www.crowdpac.com/campaigns/391369/deian-salazar
Archived: https://archive.ph/H62XX
Another, less lulzy page:
lead.multdems.org
It seems the special election has already passed, and it doesn't appear he got elected but I doubt his ambitions are over.
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Deiansalazar/ (mostly abandoned but more portland city council silliness)
Archive: https://archive.ph/gwSkQ
His Twitter page recently came back online following his complete erasure/BTFO'ing from Nationstates. Its full of novice-tier TDS (suddenly he acknowledges his Mexican heritage), but also some spicy Tulsi Derangement Syndrome too:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/realjacobsalaz1
Archive: https://archive.ph/kxg6T
Unruly Applebees Assistant-Manager shot:
Most recent pic:
"Gibsmedat ass, cus!"
Now I still have a lot of homework to do securing screencaps for this guy, but I figured he's worth a shout-out on KiwiFarms.
Maybe one day if he keeps in the public spotlight he will earn his own thread...
www.nationstates.net is hot mess and breeding ground for exceptional individuals (even the moderation can be lolcows: Lol Reppy has a thread here) Pretending to run your own nation over forums can be entertaining when your sitting at a boring desk job on night shift or casual use on weekends, but something about this set up leads people to believe they are actual political/tactical geniuses in any capacity. As with any site on the internet, sometimes people disclose personal details. Sometimes those details arent pretty. Other times, bad behavior can get someone "Delete on Sight" (DOS), basically permabanned from the site.
But sometimes someone reveals personal details that are so bad they get their entire existence scrubbed from the site:
Ego Search for Deian Salazar
As you can see, Deian has had his nation (aptly named for his IRL legal name) completely scrubbed (by moderation, against his will). An egosearch for the nation "Eternal Lotharia" also brings up a similar result (even better with recent references to the incest-rape allegations & DOS). What could be so bad that they would scrub him for it?
Probably cousin-fucking:
Admitting to incestful relations with his cousin
Still sexually attracted to his cousin
Now, I don't have the screens to prove it so it didn't happen, but unofficially the sexual encounter with his younger cousin that he bragged about was not consensual.
What we *dont* know is also that it was reportedly in her bum. I am working to find if anyone has the original or even a ghost screenshot of this confession. HOWEVER; the fact that 1) his mega-DOS came right after being accused of raping his cousin 2) the fact he was scrubbed to a degree not even gifted to the most heinous of rule breakers should provide some suspicion of plausibility that yes, in fact he did rape his cousin.
(Also not the top 2 are both e-girls, 1 who is rumored to be a troon but I can't confirm)
WE WUZ CHINEZE WARLAWRDS N SHIET!!!
>can trace his lineage back to ancient
>doesn't know who is own father is
Why should we care about some twat who got BTFO'd from a gooberish corner of the internet that no one cares about?
Because this cousin-fucker is running for office:
CrowdPac: https://www.crowdpac.com/campaigns/391369/deian-salazar
Archived: https://archive.ph/H62XX
Another, less lulzy page:
Post Election Splash Page Redirect | Multnomah Democrats
lead.multdems.org
It seems the special election has already passed, and it doesn't appear he got elected but I doubt his ambitions are over.
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Deiansalazar/ (mostly abandoned but more portland city council silliness)
Archive: https://archive.ph/gwSkQ
His Twitter page recently came back online following his complete erasure/BTFO'ing from Nationstates. Its full of novice-tier TDS (suddenly he acknowledges his Mexican heritage), but also some spicy Tulsi Derangement Syndrome too:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/realjacobsalaz1
Archive: https://archive.ph/kxg6T
Unruly Applebees Assistant-Manager shot:
"Gibsmedat ass, cus!"
Now I still have a lot of homework to do securing screencaps for this guy, but I figured he's worth a shout-out on KiwiFarms.
Maybe one day if he keeps in the public spotlight he will earn his own thread...
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