Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[CepiX]

I don't know if this counts or not, but here.

Yesterday I was at Dollar Tree trying to find some books for my great niece. I ran across a Bolt book, and I almost busted out laughing in the store thinking about this stupid chick:

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Onyx_Forepaw

I never knew someone could be so obsessed over something.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Potential budding cow in the making.

Brandon, 23, lives in Canada (Ontario) with his grandfather. Youtube account is currently “LearningToBeAFighter” although he apparently deleted his past account called “ThisSoCalledBingeEater”.

Typical “but muh disorder!” shit. Posting videos overeating while watching TV and calling it a binge.

Last weigh in (oh look! He has Chantal’s scale!) puts him at 366.7 (gotta include that point 7 for whatever reason). He admitted he was 351 only ten days before that. He’s got the binge monster disease.

Hilariously, he uploaded a video about his “trigger foods” which seemed to include everything known to man (except vegetables, of course).

I’m including this video because at about 7:10 he inserts a clip of Amberlynn Reid, seemingly to make fun of her, despite the fact that he’s heading in her direction real fast.

(Yes, I will be archiving these videos, especially since he deleted his old account, I just need to get on my computer)

https://youtu.be/WIS7IZcP4ns

 

[NyQuilninja]

Has any one heard of Josh reeves he's a broke Alex Jones nock off
http://www.theglobalreality.com for the last ten years he's failed at making money off his conspiracy bullshit.....I have a good laugh every time he Ebegs what little listeners there are every first week of the month he goes off about how nobody pays him money for his work and this a full time job his audiobooks are fun to.....lots of bullshite spewing from his mouth he has a YouTube as well

 

[Big Nasty]

Potential budding cow in the making.

Brandon, 23, lives in Canada (Ontario) with his grandfather. Youtube account is currently “LearningToBeAFighter” although he apparently deleted his past account called “ThisSoCalledBingeEater”.

Typical “but muh disorder!” shit. Posting videos overeating while watching TV and calling it a binge.

Last weigh in (oh look! He has Chantal’s scale!) puts him at 366.7 (gotta include that point 7 for whatever reason). He admitted he was 351 only ten days before that. He’s got the binge monster disease.

Hilariously, he uploaded a video about his “trigger foods” which seemed to include everything known to man (except vegetables, of course).

I’m including this video because at about 7:10 he inserts a clip of Amberlynn Reid, seemingly to make fun of her, despite the fact that he’s heading in her direction real fast.

(Yes, I will be archiving these videos, especially since he deleted his old account, I just need to get on my computer)

https://youtu.be/WIS7IZcP4ns

Is this dude gay? Because he sure acts that way.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Josh reeves professional conspiratard and ebegger I posted earler asking if anyone seen his work here's more info

Josh Reeves-Update-11-30-17

This is what fighting for the truth can do to you right here folks. Please help us reach our operating cost goal. https://gogetfunding.com/josh-reeves-global...

youtu.be

 

[raritycat]

Potential budding cow in the making.

Brandon, 23, lives in Canada (Ontario) with his grandfather. Youtube account is currently “LearningToBeAFighter” although he apparently deleted his past account called “ThisSoCalledBingeEater”.

Typical “but muh disorder!” shit. Posting videos overeating while watching TV and calling it a binge.

Last weigh in (oh look! He has Chantal’s scale!) puts him at 366.7 (gotta include that point 7 for whatever reason). He admitted he was 351 only ten days before that. He’s got the binge monster disease.

Hilariously, he uploaded a video about his “trigger foods” which seemed to include everything known to man (except vegetables, of course).

I’m including this video because at about 7:10 he inserts a clip of Amberlynn Reid, seemingly to make fun of her, despite the fact that he’s heading in her direction real fast.

(Yes, I will be archiving these videos, especially since he deleted his old account, I just need to get on my computer)

https://youtu.be/WIS7IZcP4ns

My favourite part is that the mole on his cheek looks infected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPziKC3DmU0

In his newest video, he gets a knock on the door and the jump cut leads to him saying "Sorry, that was my SkipTheDishes order. Don't ask."

Classy.

Also, he doesn't live in Ontario. Carl's JR is only in Alberta, British Columbia, and Saskatchewan.

 

[Zhoban]

What the fuck did I just read?

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

leftypol has always been full of cows. i have a shit ton of screenshots from a year-long cyclical thread that was the designated dumping ground for shit like this:

Spoiler: Astaghfirullah

poor tomoko

Eventually the lefty mods came to their senses and banned the more blatantly degenerate posters, but the law of tard cum conservation states that internet retardation cannot be destroyed, only moved somewhere else.

I just had a brilliant idea about socialist social policy. You see I'm convinced that a big reason why a lot of proles become fascist is because they get no pussy. But rape and exploitation of women bad. So what we could do in socialism is set up a community organization where lonely men can file complaints about loneliness and lack of sex and we can have volunteer workers both male and female who could work there who would be incentivized through awards, medals bonuses and other carrot's to be these prostitute/psychiatrists who would operate kinda like modern home care service nurses so it wouldn't be rape or exploitation.

Women get lonely too imagine all those granny's and cat lady's out there right now who would need some lovin. So the way this would work is you file an application and what I assume would be a waiting period then you get a dude that shows up takes the granny out on a date makes her feel young again and then plows her if necessary. These people would have to be incetivized well tho and since they would be perforimig such a vital social function they would be pillars of the community pretty much...

"Alex Medvednikov"

Alexander Medvednikov's Web Site

www.medvednikov.com

This guy tried to make his own programming language.

vlang/v

Simple, fast, safe, compiled language for developing maintainable software. Compiles itself in <1s with zero dependencies. https://vlang.io - vlang/v

github.com

The V Programming Language

vlang.io

Alex Medvednikov is creating Volt, a native desktop client for Slack, Skype, Twitter and more | Patreon

Become a patron of Alex Medvednikov today: Read 2 posts by Alex Medvednikov and get access to exclusive content and experiences on the world’s largest membership platform for artists and creators.

www.patreon.com

I love his bragging about how fast his compiler is while omitting almost every detail about the actual language's speed and efficiency. It's like saying "My research paper is so good, I only spent five minutes revising it!"

 

[AnOminous]

Eventually the lefty mods came to their senses and banned the more blatantly degenerate posters, but the law of tard cum conservation states that internet exceptionalism cannot be destroyed, only moved somewhere else.

That concept sounded intriguing, but unfortunately it looks like it's nothing but one shitpost thread and even that is full of tomofags.

 

[Carpenter Trout]

I joined ED's faceberg group hoping to find some lulz, I got one, it's a swedish sperg that poses as a girl.
Enjoy some nonsense from some Swedish ""shitposter"" that unironically shares shit like WSJ articles and writes bs like "HAHA Trump Destroyed".
There is much more, but this is all I can take in one go. These are him sperging in the group,btw.

(18 comments, 9 of which are his. mostly sperging)
This is another account he made after being zucc'd for being a left supremacist and pretty much sharing hate speech 24/7

EDIT: In his nth sperging post, he asked for admin.

He got rejected by a lot of people, including two admins:

edit 2: cleared out a bit about his profiles, and who he really his. TL;DR: "Idiotic Swedish Leftist Sperg that takes internet too seriously".
Any other findings about this retard is greatly appreciated.

 

[MI 814]

I don't know if this guy counts as a laughingstock or a lolcow. But have you guys ever heard of Michael Does Life?
He started off as a typical gaming news channel a decade or so ago. His first video was a video on LA Noire.

L.A. Noire Sucks [1/2]

Once you complete the main story, there's nothing to do. That's my main gripe with this game. Here is part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se_7TrOXyDg&feat...

www.youtube.com

Pretty normal stuff obviously. And another video for a taste of his older content.

Top 5 Reasons Why You Should Buy A Wii U

If you needed 5 reasons to justify purchasing a Wii U, this video might help. To be clear, if I wasn't already, I think the Wii U is a fantastic console. I'm...

www.youtube.com

Seems pretty professional if a little low budget and generic.

Now...let's skip to a few months ago.

The Dead Spider-Man PS4 Sucks! (Review)

Spider-Man PS4 Review: The dead Spider-Man PS4 is finally buried 6ft under as veteran video game critic, Michael Does Life, holds nothing back in this no-hol...

www.youtube.com

And now two months ago...

Days Gone 2 CANCELLED! Sony Pulls The Plug On Planned Sequel After ABYSMAL Sales & More!

Sony pulls the plug on Days Gone 2 just shortly after Days Gone and its HUGE disaster. What can Sony, do, if anything, to resurrect its brand throughout the ...

www.youtube.com

And today.

Resident Evil 3 Remake Is UNBELIEVABLE!

The Resident Evil 3 Remake is Capcom’s latest entry into the Resident Evil franchise. RE3 Remake, curated by next-gen technology, combines the latest advance...

www.youtube.com

Oh and here are all the videos he's made in the last month!




So we got a guy who went from making generic videos on then current games...to a insane guy ranting and repeating himself constantly and looks like Shaggy on meth. I'm not sure if this dude is actually a troll or not because he's been getting more and more unhinged to the point he can't really form rational arguments. He's also sometimes deleted videos for no reason, like this one on the Area 51 meme and my god, he was FUCKING BATSHIT in that one. If anyone wants to see it I can upload it to mega if you like. And yes I have been archiving all of his videos...24gb in total as of today.

I'm just wondering what the fuck happened to this guy.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

That concept sounded intriguing, but unfortunately it looks like it's nothing but one shitpost thread and even that is full of tomofags.

There's only one tomofag. "S"he's never posted the same picture twice. It's fucking scary how many of them it has.

 

[オウム]

This guy:

r/god_of_everything he's a software engineer living Kyoto, he was posting on Kyoto related subreddits trying to find people to help him make sex bots, so far he's made this controller - https://www.patreon.com/THE_JOY_PORT

Other reddit escapades include trying to sell his "white vegetarian male fecal supplements" and a love quest to find a pretty Japanese wife in her 20s.

He also makes "music" under the name GOD with titles such as, "Clit Master" and "Heart Sutra" which you can listen to at his youtube channel here:

THE GOD SHOW

THE AVATAR OF GOD IS HERE NAVIGATING HIS DREAM WORLD. WATCH AND WORSHIP.

www.youtube.com

 

[Bessie]

Searched the forum for this clip, and I believe this 2015 post references it.

He's gonna go full David Thompson one of thes---oh wait, he already has.

Here's the clip:

Dude's name is David Thompson, and he's soundboard gold.

Youtube clips get taken down, and this clip deserves to be backed up in the Kiwi Farms Archives, but it doesn't seem to be here yet. So all you chameleon lemon headed coward terrorist pussies need to direct me to it or else I'll be posting my copy next time I'm logged on.

Update: Here it is.

 

[MysticMisty]

A couple weeks ago I decided to check up on Terry's page to see if he posted any good anti-4th of July rants that I could share with everyone. However Terry recently DFE'd for at least the third time I know of. This isn't a huge loss because 95% of what Terry posts is seriously boring shit, as all the drama he causes seems to happen in PMs and (I'm guessing) off site. I'm guessing it's the usual shit again, Terry created massive amounts of drama that reached critical mass and butthurt, so he DFE'd and is laying low for now. I have no doubt Terry will return, he can't resist staying away or starting shit. I'm sure he'll even announce who he is as soon as he's back.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Passenger of Shit / Swift Treeweke and his record label Shitwank Records are borderline thread-worthy, but I don't have that much info on him. He is a 40-year-old man who has been making harsh, violent hardcore techno music with song titles like "Bashing Bricks Up My Ass" and "Wanking Shit for Life" and hosting raves in the bush swamps around Sydney since 1997.

He's also been a member of a few experimental rap groups. Here's a video of him jerking off on stage:

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Priorities, am I right?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I don’t know who this old fogey is, but she’s out insulting king of random while his body is still warm.

Channel seems a little

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Update

 

[GrainKiller]

Rainika (Rainika Patrice Mcintosh) was mentioned here before, as a bad artist and a fan of SuperSaiyanCrash. Shes a 24 year old DeviantArt user that acts like an edgy teen, regularly involved with drama and rock-hard for Crash Bandicoot. She caught my attention when on BlueCatRiolu's profile, she argued with another user claiming it's an 8 year olds fault for getting groomed.

Spoiler: white-knighting bluecatriolu

Response(Archive)

Spoiler: Bad nsfw art & baby stuff

Below is what her galleries on DA and FA primarily consist of. Fetish art with drawings of babies awkwardly among them. She draws women like they've had too much plastic surgery, while men have giant chests but very tiny arms. Disproportionate even for Crash Bandicoot's design.

Spoiler: Ego

Rainika has an ego on her, which is noticeable from the profile and past journals. Shown through attention-seeking posts either getting angry or upset about something. She hasn't changed much over the years.

Profile Rules (Archive)

Oh lord..... (Archive)

Spoiler: DA Drama

As stated earlier, shes involved with drama about BlueCatRiolu being a pedo. Defending him and talk down or get in slap fights with other users. I tried archiving this shitfest on Internet Archive but it came out a broken mess.

Spoiler: Old journals

Previous journals that are still reflective of her current attitude. I wouldn't have bothered if it weren't for her being 20-21 around the time of making them. These journals read like someone in early teens.

DeviantArt Profile (Archive)
Furaffinity (Archive)

Unfortunately I can't find more than whats already presented. Rainika could be thread-worthy, especially since watchers enable this behavior. Not to mention her involvement with other lolcows.