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He sounds like he's schizophrenic
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kadoink
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Wow, have we found Terry A. Davis the second?
MajesticManure
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Has subsequently gotten up to some new drama
Seducing married white nationalists in atomwaffen and national socialist leaders. And then telling all of their buddies about it.
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Okay, this fag needs a thread
MajesticManure
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So I've been aware of a truly ancient lolcow for over a decade. I never thought to share him here, because... he mostly just writes a bunch of text. He thinks he's a prophet of YHWH, and can summon UFOs with a magical vein in his nose. The UFOs you see, are angels.
He's been posting pictures of his nose for about 15 years now. Along with random videos of hobos masturbating and ISIS beheadings
Magic Nose
It all began in the 1970s
That time he performed a global miracle recorded by NASA
He is the meekest human on Earth.
And God is about to murder 7 billion people. He is one of the very few who will be spared.
The Holy War of 2015
The Holy War expands against the Black Church
Do Not Hug Me
Mission Accomplished!
He's been posting pictures of his nose for about 15 years now. Along with random videos of hobos masturbating and ISIS beheadings
Magic Nose
In the year 2006, having become convinced that only the Living Resurrection would be the just and generous solution to the problems of the human condition I was then encouraged to become a small sign of the power of the Resurrection, by manifesting it in my own body. What had happened is that my nose had become destroyed and swollen and ugly looking with age (I could here people whispering about it, saying, 'did you see his nose'). Over the course of a couple of months I watched in the mirror as a transformation began to take place on my nose. People who knew me were shocked and speechless by what they saw, and they would stutter and stammer when they tried to talk to me, because no one had ever seen anything like that before.
However even though I was ready to be found, no one came. Instead what happened is that I found myself making futile appeals to a really stubborn and rebellious religious people who were just determined to go their own evil way.
It all began in the 1970s
When I was fifteen I was in the mountains of Banff National Park, walking beside a stream after sunset, when suddenly I felt the 'sense of presence' and this time it seemed to be coming from directly above, and so I looked up into the starry sky. A wave of panic came over me because the sense of presence was so powerful and seemed to be very close, and so I ran back to my campsite. In the sky there was an extremely bright luminous object sitting stationary, and then suddenly it moved and darted into a small cloud which then dissolved and there was nothing there. (What I saw resembled a magic trick, and it was an unmistakable sign of intelligent will). The object then reappeared much closer and much brighter and was surrounded by a circular rainbow halo effect.
What I saw that evening in Banff National Park was an allusion to the 10th Chapter of the Book of Revelations in the Bible where it states that 'I saw a mighty angel coming down from heaven and he was wrapped in a cloud and the rainbow was on his head...the angel said, "You must speak prophecy."'
That this was in fact an allusion to Revelations was confirmed when about five months prior to the events at Banff I received my trainers drivers license. Although I did not notice it at the time, I had been given the 'mark of the Beast' when I was given my driver's license which could not have been just a strange coincidence when viewed in context.
At the end of the year, 1996, the presence returned and the voice said 'Your time has come' and I was sent out on a mission to see to it that these people removed all their blood soaked religious documents out of God's sight, for it was now fast approaching the time of the Second Coming of Christ.
That time he performed a global miracle recorded by NASA
In April of 2001, about four and a half months before 911, I was granted my first opportunity to work a great sign and a wonder. I was to align myself with the protestors at the Summit of the Americas, and I was to do so by unfurling my own banner at the event. Now in most cases people paint signs and then unfurl their painted banner, but this is the Second Coming of Christ, so we must be much more grandiose. For this reason my banner was to be made of clouds, thousands of miles long, which would then unfurl as a giant wing shaped cloud over the Sahara Desert on Earth Day, April 22nd, 2001. In preparation for this event my task became to get out there on Friday evening, April 20th, and begin a massive spamming campaign all over the internet so as to announce the unfurling of this cloud shaped wing on Sunday, April 22nd. This wing was to symbolize the resurrection of the Sahara desert and its transformation into a Garden of Eden, with the Sahara being symbolic of the desolation of the earth during the long ages of the exile (for in the world without God the earth had become like that desert, destroyed, dead, and a total desolation in the sight in of God).
The internet is an ephemeral media, and even though I hardly slept that weekend and spammed constantly non-stop all night and all day, there now remain only a few traces of my notorious spam email announcing this cloud wing. This is truly one of the worst press releases ever created. Furthermore, I was in such a mad rush to start spamming that I used a 'stork wing' instead of using an 'eagle's wing'.
He is the meekest human on Earth.
And God is about to murder 7 billion people. He is one of the very few who will be spared.
The Holy War of 2015
The Holy War expands against the Black Church
Do Not Hug Me
Apparently I am soon to become infamous (this being a level of notoriety above the level of 'famous'). So this being the case I think it appropriate to say a few words to those people who might meet me and then get a shock and find themselves thinking 'what the hell was that'.
There are two thoughts that come to mind. First I am a Holy Warrior. I am soldier surrounded by the din of battle, running through trenches, pouring over maps. It would be very inappropriate to hug me.
I have never been free to be myself. If I was myself that would be the kind of person you people would lock up. You might agree to release on the condition that I continue to take my pills.
Mission Accomplished!
According to one of those angels in the flying crafts who has been assisting me, I have been successful and I have cleared a path through the desert for YAHWEH, and so the angel said now I can relax.
The Promised Land, The Sahara Desert , The True State of Israel; Circa June 24, 2015
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My email address is feedback followed by @awitness.org.
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WerewolfMovies
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dove deep into the twitter rabbit hole and found this schizo named Isaac Daniel Shoff
Isaac spends his days creating hundreds of twitter accounts on a daily under names such as @KillBlackSkin, @MacintoshStores, @SexyFemales2019, @TopMovieTickets, and of course @BET_Niggers.
I'm guessing @WINDOWS_ROCK is his main account since he posts there the most. It's also where you can see his social skills on display.
He also has a youtube channel where he hasn't uploaded in five months, but he could be using a different channel now too. Most of his latest videos seem to be of him showing off his diamond collection, RPing as the president, or his schizoid ramblings.
www.youtube.com
www.youtube.com
www.youtube.com
A lot of his accounts mention killing police officers. Maybe this is why he's not a fan of the po po.
Isaac spends his days creating hundreds of twitter accounts on a daily under names such as @KillBlackSkin, @MacintoshStores, @SexyFemales2019, @TopMovieTickets, and of course @BET_Niggers.
I'm guessing @WINDOWS_ROCK is his main account since he posts there the most. It's also where you can see his social skills on display.
He also has a youtube channel where he hasn't uploaded in five months, but he could be using a different channel now too. Most of his latest videos seem to be of him showing off his diamond collection, RPing as the president, or his schizoid ramblings.
MY BLACK DIAMOND CUTS STEEL
www.youtube.com
President Isaac Daniel Shoff Reaccumulates Debt
www.youtube.com
RATED R FOLLOW UP
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Marsaudiac
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Wasn't this guy friends with some of the Sw1tcher/Best Friends guys? I remember seeing some of his stuff forever ago only to be nauseated by how overbearingly "uwu am I cute yet" it is
Punitive Castration
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Sure is. For a while he was getting paid monthly by Matt and I think that ended around when work on his game, The Takeover, finished. Now he's applied for some government job.
To reward your interest, check out this commission flyer he posted today:
We tried to test that first bullet point by asking him if he'd be willing to draw Mutilator from B.I.O.F.R.E.A.K.S. (canonically female) and he said he'd give it a shot. Totally ruined our fun, lmao.
Arcturus
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This bitch.
A whole back when I still had a Tumblr she followed me. I poked around her blog for a minute and was laughing my ass off. She's obsessed (not a strong enough word) with Weird Al. She also loves Doctor Who and Bill Hicks but her love for Weird Al surpasses both. And it's just fucking strange. She writes fanfics and draws pictures about him when she's not busy sperging out in walls of text about how much she loves him.
weirdemmaline.tumblr.com
She doesn't seem to be as active anymore but it's got lots of funny shit, in my opinion.
A whole back when I still had a Tumblr she followed me. I poked around her blog for a minute and was laughing my ass off. She's obsessed (not a strong enough word) with Weird Al. She also loves Doctor Who and Bill Hicks but her love for Weird Al surpasses both. And it's just fucking strange. She writes fanfics and draws pictures about him when she's not busy sperging out in walls of text about how much she loves him.
"Weird Emi-Lin" Jinn
I am a Jedi like my mother before me // "Weird Al" Yankovic fangirl. Bill Hicks mourner. Writer....
She doesn't seem to be as active anymore but it's got lots of funny shit, in my opinion.
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This one person from early Youtube, Thaddeus Peuterschmidt, aka Lolitsthad. His old videos are gone, lost to the winds.
They were all him talking over some FPS game, I think Black Ops 2 but I’m not sure at all, about how much he fucked. And according to him, he fucked a lot. He would occasionally have quests on to explain how they fucked as well.
Here’s an example from his Minecraft days.
If anyone knows an archive of his stuff, please link it to me. I have been searching for a while.
They were all him talking over some FPS game, I think Black Ops 2 but I’m not sure at all, about how much he fucked. And according to him, he fucked a lot. He would occasionally have quests on to explain how they fucked as well.
Here’s an example from his Minecraft days.
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I found this dude on a comment for the musical score of Samurai Jack Season 5.
Jaime Nieves
He's like if Timbox fucked Richard Agosto
He's obsessed with Samurai Jack Season 5 and it getting a proper conclusion and that Ashi be a proper princess like a Disney Princess.
He keeps spamming comments like this:
Jaime Nieves
He's like if Timbox fucked Richard Agosto
He's obsessed with Samurai Jack Season 5 and it getting a proper conclusion and that Ashi be a proper princess like a Disney Princess.
He keeps spamming comments like this:
I'd buy that for a dollar
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Just found this genderless TDS sufferer, made me laugh
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The weirdest person I found online when looking up John K's bullshit.
You might be thinking why did I archive this twitter thread. It's pretty okay.
Well, this Jesse Coffey person retweeted this fanart piece of a Nicktoons show.
Keep this in mind this is the same man who tweeted this after he was done talking about John K's Cans Without Labels review.
Damn this guy to hell............
Weird thing on his timeline is that BET tagged his username in a tweet of theirs and yes it's not a fake Twitter account as they have a blue checkmark.
He also has a YouTube account weirdly enough and it is what you would expect from a YouTube channel like this.
SMH!
www.youtube.com
Yup. Weirdo indeed.......
You might be thinking why did I archive this twitter thread. It's pretty okay.
Well, this Jesse Coffey person retweeted this fanart piece of a Nicktoons show.
Keep this in mind this is the same man who tweeted this after he was done talking about John K's Cans Without Labels review.
Damn this guy to hell............
Weird thing on his timeline is that BET tagged his username in a tweet of theirs and yes it's not a fake Twitter account as they have a blue checkmark.
He also has a YouTube account weirdly enough and it is what you would expect from a YouTube channel like this.
SMH!
Jesse Coffey
Welcome to my YouTube channel, where you will find complete VHS rips, DVD and VHS openings, and many other worthwhile videos.
www.youtube.com
Yup. Weirdo indeed.......
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"Alex Medvednikov"
www.medvednikov.com
This guy tried to make his own programming language.
github.com
vlang.io
www.patreon.com
And text editor
github.com
"And 300 KB desktop client", what that is I'm not sure.
github.com
www.backerkit.com
The issues on the language speak for themselves.
github.com
github.com
Some stuff in Russian:
Edit: he also has a second GitHub account
github.com
Alexander Medvednikov's Web Site
This guy tried to make his own programming language.
vlang/v
Simple, fast, safe, compiled language for developing maintainable software. Compiles itself in <1s with zero dependencies. https://vlang.io - vlang/v
github.com
The V Programming Language
vlang.io
Alex Medvednikov is creating Volt, a native desktop client for Slack, Skype, Twitter and more | Patreon
Become a patron of Alex Medvednikov today: Read 2 posts by Alex Medvednikov and get access to exclusive content and experiences on the world’s largest membership platform for artists and creators.
www.patreon.com
And text editor
vlang/vid
1 MB text editor written in V with hardware accelerated text rendering. Compiles in <1s. - vlang/vid
github.com
"And 300 KB desktop client", what that is I'm not sure.
voltapp/volt
300 KB desktop client for Slack, Skype, Twitter, Telegram, and more - voltapp/volt
github.com
Track Fast native desktop client for all major messaging services's Kickstarter campaign on BackerTracker
by Alexander Medvednikov eul is a 5 MB desktop client for Slack, Skype, Facebook, Discord and all other popular messaging services.
www.backerkit.com
The issues on the language speak for themselves.
./vc --help segfaults · Issue #438 · vlang/v
I've just fetched the latest changes and still crashes when I attempt to run ./vc --help. To help a bit, here are my specs: Debian testing 64-bit, fully updated GCC 8.3.0
github.com
vlang/v
Simple, fast, safe, compiled language for developing maintainable software. Compiles itself in <1s with zero library dependencies. https://vlang.io - vlang/v
github.com
Some stuff in Russian:
Edit: he also has a second GitHub account
medvednikov2 - Overview
medvednikov2 has one repository available. Follow their code on GitHub.
github.com
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Holy shit, I remember this weirdo. I think the last thing I ever saw from him was a video where he was bitching about some pornstar not giving him attention over the Minecraft texture pack he made with pictures of her. This was like mid 2014. Shit was hilarious.
"haHA I'm such a quirky basket case ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° "
Autistsforuganda2
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Not sure if obscure, considering he used to be one of the original lolcows, but has just fallen of the radar the last few years.
But Spax3 is done gamer fans.
F
EDIT: https://www.deviantart.com/gamerspax/journal/Switching-Focuses-802937395
Because that's who i want to have help from. Someone as unstable as Spax
But Spax3 is done gamer fans.
F
EDIT: https://www.deviantart.com/gamerspax/journal/Switching-Focuses-802937395
Because that's who i want to have help from. Someone as unstable as Spax
Mymomisfun
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RealDioBrando0
I first saw him on GameFAQS. He was banned 1000 times but kept making new accounts back in 2015 and everyone assumed he is a troll, but then it was discovered that he had a twitter feed, and he is almost nonstop making the most angry posts and still getting modded at message boards. It has gotten to the point where it seems less like trolling and more like a serious problem. Seems less like a troll and more lolcow territory, but I'll let you experts decide.
Apparently he has a son and a cat. He rages at Pokemon news (to the point where he apparently kicked a cat). He called out other youtubers saying that they were at the same level as ProJared.. because they didn't care about a change in Pokemon, which prompted one to reply. He calls all fans of anime pedophiles as well as other things. Even if he was a troll, his dedication and constant rage spewing indicated something loose in the head. Sometimes he would be on GameFAQS posting for 16-18 hours at a time and creating new accounts the second one was banned until he was Kill On Sight.
He directly tweeted death threats to game developers - a of couple days ago, he was tweeting Nintendo as well the official pokemon company about how he'd love to feel the game designers heads under the wheels of his truck.. sadly those tweets have been since deleted.
The entire twitter account is a goldmine, though.
Here's his GameFAQS post history, for those interested (though it's a new account and not as bad as his twitter)
If he really is a troll, he's definitely the angriest troll I've ever seen. If he's actually got these issues.. keep your eyes out for Virginia news stories about a murder based on a disagreement about Pokemon.
I first saw him on GameFAQS. He was banned 1000 times but kept making new accounts back in 2015 and everyone assumed he is a troll, but then it was discovered that he had a twitter feed, and he is almost nonstop making the most angry posts and still getting modded at message boards. It has gotten to the point where it seems less like trolling and more like a serious problem. Seems less like a troll and more lolcow territory, but I'll let you experts decide.
Apparently he has a son and a cat. He rages at Pokemon news (to the point where he apparently kicked a cat). He called out other youtubers saying that they were at the same level as ProJared.. because they didn't care about a change in Pokemon, which prompted one to reply. He calls all fans of anime pedophiles as well as other things. Even if he was a troll, his dedication and constant rage spewing indicated something loose in the head. Sometimes he would be on GameFAQS posting for 16-18 hours at a time and creating new accounts the second one was banned until he was Kill On Sight.
He directly tweeted death threats to game developers - a of couple days ago, he was tweeting Nintendo as well the official pokemon company about how he'd love to feel the game designers heads under the wheels of his truck.. sadly those tweets have been since deleted.
The entire twitter account is a goldmine, though.
Here's his GameFAQS post history, for those interested (though it's a new account and not as bad as his twitter)
GameFAQs Community - DioBrandoReturn
User profile for DioBrandoReturn on GameFAQs
gamefaqs.gamespot.com
If he really is a troll, he's definitely the angriest troll I've ever seen. If he's actually got these issues.. keep your eyes out for Virginia news stories about a murder based on a disagreement about Pokemon.
