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Queen of Tarts said:
It truly is. If you go to her website shop, she calls it "extremely well researched historical fiction". Also, it's been showcased at Oxford University, apparently. Uh huh. It's 75 fucking dollars, too. And it's mostly pictures.

I'd sooner believe she was a direct descendant of Alice Liddel than that, and that's total b.s.
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I've literally never read worse research in my life. She actually admits most of her research is "past life memories" aka making shit up after watching Sweeny Todd too many times.
 
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Maria why would you put your wedding picture there? This woman's brain stopped developing when she was 12.
 
Nathan Pipkin:
Comedian, Rapper, Magician extraordinaire:

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So, this is my first contribution but I believe that this fits the description for this thread, please correct me if I'm wrong, at least I found it bizarre, a bit creepy, or humorous enough. Enter this bizarre wiki I found by chance today: http://all-of-the-bloodriver-famliy.wikia.com/

This wiki has but a sole editor "Akeno02" that has set out to show us Akasha Bloodriver, from Rosario + Vampires' full family lineage. According to our dear editor and sole member, Akasha "has 241 daughter one of them is name Moka Akashiya kuran."
Such daughters and or other family members include:

Yuri, from Angel Beats!: http://all-of-the-bloodriver-famliy.wikia.com/wiki/Yuri_Akashiya_kuran

Ange-Beatrice, from "Umineko: When They Cry (When the Seagulls Cry): http://all-of-the-bloodriver-famliy.wikia.com/wiki/Ange-Beatrice_Akashiya_kuran

Yuno Gasai, from Mirai Nikki: http://all-of-the-bloodriver-famliy.wikia.com/wiki/Yuno_Akashiya_kuran

Heck, even Haruhi Suzumiya isn't left out: http://all-of-the-bloodriver-famliy.wikia.com/wiki/Haruhi_Akashiya_kuran

Akeno02 has been blocked from the Rosario + Vampire wiki ironically, got a page of Akasha that was created subsequently deleted from the Dance in the Vampire Bund wiki, and made two edits to the Higurashi and Vampire Knight Wiki that were probably reverted.

Other than the little information that the wiki provides, I have no idea what the hell this is really supposed to be about or leading up to, there seems to be nothing else mentioning it on any site or forum, so I just thought to myself "this should probably go here".

My personal thoughts on it? the writing on the pages is pretty terrible, and all of the daughters have the mary sue-ish birth name "akashiya kuran francosie de blanc de la valliere von phoneix gremory sonozaki deviluke" after their first name, JFC man. I can't be certain what it's supposed to be but I can speculate. Perhaps it's apart of someone's terrible role play or fan fiction, or maybe some Anime obsessed male individual is, in particular a very big reader of Rosario + Vampire and has decided that every humanoid anime character they can get get their hands on is apart of one big family, the focal point being Akasha.

I couldn't really tell you, the author hasn't posted any terrible fan fiction link so I can make sense of it. I just thought it was bizarre and kind of funny, to see all of these unrelated characters related to this one woman.
 
Following this sperg when I'm not following Moleman. Meet supaleegamingX, an A-Log of Gligar13Vids.

Just a summary: He's just a typical Nintendo fanboy. Hating CoD even today, defending the Wii U to the deep end, thinks he's smart and boasts a lot etc. It's more like SammyClassicSonicFan with less emphasis on angry reviewing.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/SupaleeGX
Google+: https://plus.google.com/100105546038711672825/posts
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnJgrmJ4hGaJxi0ua09-fGg

Anything interesting? There are lots, but one of my favourites is the argument between him and TheLulzyArtist (not me even though we share the same avatar, and my avatar was influenced due to this):
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheLul..._comment_id=z12hfpkxspqset2fp234ffzrzkuxcdtcl
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tl;dr:
1. He was tested for autism, OCD, ODD, ADHD, and mental challenge at age 3.
2. He thinks having a 4.0 GPA at the end of the school year proves he's not stupid.
3. For some reason he thinks he's smart for having a POPSICLE BRIDGE project for his Science project:
Not to mention the only craft I even made in the school year was a Popsicle stick bridge to see how much weight it could hold. You see the key is to turn the Popsicle sticks to the side so they don't break as easy. Mine held over three HUNDRED pounds.
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Unsurprisingly, he's the only one who came up with the idea.
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I'm not fucking autistic. Get that through your thick fucking skull dumbass!
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Wishing for a shotgun I never said I was autistic. List the exact quote from when I said so.
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6. He boasts having a PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY as if it's worth jack shit.
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When I was two, I dislocated my elbow.

When I was seven, I swore never to ride a bike again.

And I never deleted any comment out of this conversation.
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When he's in an argument it's usually most likely to have more than 50-100 posts about him sperging about Nintendo and irrelevant shit (because he actually thinks posting about Mario trivia in an argument about autism makes him smart.)

His game review of Kirby 3DS.
 
So, has anyone heard about this guy? I'm wondering if he might be worthy of a thread here.

Put simply, Pseudolonewolf is a Flash game developer most famous for the Mardek series of SNES-style RPGs. The thing is, his games are actually well-made and enjoyable. In fact, they may be some of the best I've ever experienced. The things that he can make Flash do are genuinely impressive. That's the main reason I have reservations about adding him here.

What makes me want to add him here is his tendency to act like a dickface.

That, and the fact that he has created a Moleman-esque elaborate universe that all his games take place in (wiki included). He also has many, many ideas for games that he intends to make to explore seemingly every niche of this universe, most of which I sincerely doubt will ever be realised due to their ambitious nature and the sheer volume of them. But I'm personally going to give him a pass on that because I know that it's possible to work some truly good shit out of Flash, and hell, he's shown some of that himself.

That said, looking at the "personal" section on his blog isn't exactly flattering on his part. Apparently, he is so averse to criticism that he refuses to look at reviews of his works and thinks that the community hates him (did I mention he runs his own forum for his shit? Yeah...) and justifies himself on "stress" and begging for sympathy. He also describes a member that tried to call him out on his shit as "one of the most repugnant people I've ever had the misfortune of coming across" and whines at the knowledge that most members agree with him.

Also, he believes in a discredited theory that originated in ancient Greece and worked this into user profiles on his forum. As well as DND alignment, personality traits, and "wears glasses or contacts". He also openly hates American English and made it a sin in his made-up religion (of which he is the High Priest. Of course). I'd note that a lot of his commandments do appear to be joking, but if I remember correctly from the time I was on his forum he actually had "thou shalt not use Americanisms" as a rule once.

So, I'd wager that he's lolcow material. Thoughts?
 
Captain Lhurgoyf said:
So, has anyone heard about this guy? I'm wondering if he might be worthy of a thread here.

Put simply, Pseudolonewolf is a Flash game developer most famous for the Mardek series of SNES-style RPGs. The thing is, his games are actually well-made and enjoyable. In fact, they may be some of the best I've ever experienced. The things that he can make Flash do are genuinely impressive. That's the main reason I have reservations about adding him here.

What makes me want to add him here is his tendency to act like a dickface.

That, and the fact that he has created a Moleman-esque elaborate universe that all his games take place in (wiki included). He also has many, many ideas for games that he intends to make to explore seemingly every niche of this universe, most of which I sincerely doubt will ever be realised due to their ambitious nature and the sheer volume of them. But I'm personally going to give him a pass on that because I know that it's possible to work some truly good shit out of Flash, and hell, he's shown some of that himself.

That said, looking at the "personal" section on his blog isn't exactly flattering on his part. Apparently, he is so averse to criticism that he refuses to look at reviews of his works and thinks that the community hates him (did I mention he runs his own forum for his shit? Yeah...) and justifies himself on "stress" and begging for sympathy. He also describes a member that tried to call him out on his shit as "one of the most repugnant people I've ever had the misfortune of coming across" and whines at the knowledge that most members agree with him.

Also, he believes in a discredited theory that originated in ancient Greece and worked this into user profiles on his forum. As well as DND alignment, personality traits, and "wears glasses or contacts". He also openly hates American English and made it a sin in his made-up religion (of which he is the High Priest. Of course). I'd note that a lot of his commandments do appear to be joking, but if I remember correctly from the time I was on his forum he actually had "thou shalt not use Americanisms" as a rule once.

So, I'd wager that he's lolcow material. Thoughts?
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yeah but does he do anything stupid or funny
 
I knew I'd heard the name somewhere when I saw the thread title. I remember playing one of the Mardek games - it was an incredible amount of work for a largely single-handed developer.

Wasn't there something about his girlfriend leaving him and him being bitter about it? If I recall he had some of the NPCs talk about it...
 
littlebiscuits said:
Well, perhaps not... I don't think it's enough for a thread, but he's an interesting enough person to be shared in a thread like this :http://cwckiforums.com/threads/obscure-laughingstocks.277/
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I did deliberate about whether I wanted to put him here or in Obscure Laughingstocks, but ultimately the temperment thing put me over the edge.

That said, I did some more research about him and discovered that he also made his own social networking site for "introverts". Quite frankly the place is a gold mine. Let's take a look...

It's for naturally empathetic, emotional, idealistic people to be surrounded by others who feel similar, who can offer understanding and support. It IS NOT a place where tough, critical people unfamiliar with sharing their feelings can come to have a place to do that, or to learn how.
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Hm. The site admits to being a hugbox on its front page. That doesn't quite bode well...let's try the Newcomers' Guide.

Note: You can return to this page at any time by hovering over About at the top and selecting Newcomers' Guide!
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...who doesn't know this? I'm speaking for myself here but I came here BY hovering over About at the top and selecting Newcomers' Guide. I think I know about how to do it again.

Each post - and profile! - has a ♥ symbol underneath the person's display picture, with a number beside it. These are called appreciations! You can Appreciate a post or profile by clicking the heart symbol. You should do this liberally, as it makes people feel their words are noticed and that makes them feel good and encourages them to post more!

You shouldn't reserve hearts only to posts that you absolutely love; rather, give them out to anything that you took the time to read, just to say "thank you for sharing"!
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...yeah. I think my judgments were founded.

Friendliness is strictly enforced here to make the place as accommodating as possible; members who argue with, criticise or attack others are removed swiftly. This means that you need not worry about being shot down or attacked because of what you decide to share!
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Still not helping. Let's try Features.

You will be represented by an image avatar called your 'soul', which should be a graphical depiction of yourself in some way. It can be an abstract collage of images of things you like, an animal that you feel embodies your personality, a piece of art that you made to express yourself... Anything! It should be YOUR PERSONALITY in visual form.
You can also upload a separate photo of your physical human form, called the 'Body' image, but this can only be seen from peoples' userpages by clicking on a button. It's not used to represent you.

The reason for this rather odd arrangement is because this site is meant to focus on the soul over the face, after all, and what you are like inside should be more important than what your fleshy form happens to look like.
Using a photo of yourself as your Soul image would suggest that there's nothing to you beyond what can be seen, that you are shallow... so don't do that!
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I don't know about you, Pseudo, but I don't think anyone gives this much thought to avatars. No less codes them to be so overly complicated. The Otherkin are leaping all over this, aren't they?

Okay, looks like he has a separate "Soul Savvy" page for explaining his bullshit personality systems. Because EVERYTHING MUST BE QUANTIFIED, after all. Apparently going off Aristotle doesn't cut it any more. Let's see what "About the Author" tells us.

Hello! I am the person writing this. I'm a twenty-something introverted human male who has the following types according to all of these systems:
  • INFJ (Myers-Briggs)
  • 4w5-5w4-9w1 Sx/So (Enneagram tritype and instinctual variant)
  • EII (Socionics)
  • rLxaI (Big Five)
  • Melancholic/Phlegmatic (Four Temperaments)
  • Words of Affirmation / Quality Time (Love Languages)
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Did I mention that these are all features built into the site? AND the forums too? Also, wasn't this site supposed to be for helping introverts find friends? Personally, I'd find it a lot easier to find friends if it didn't require me to possess multiple degrees in psychology and pseudopsychology.

Speaking of about the author, I wonder what his profile on his own site has to say?

Please do not argue with or criticise me. In the past, many people have responded to my emotional posts by seeing it as a debate, picking apart my 'arguments' and offering their 'counter-arguments', or telling me how incorrect or flawed my way of thinking is. I hate this, I really do.
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Yeah, this is Pseudo all right. No need to worry.

Please do not give me advice!! Similar to the above, I don't write posts because I want 'solutions'. I flinch at imperative commands like 'do this' or suggested 'solutions' to my problems (eg "go to a club, you will meet people there"). I vent here for catharsis, hoping to beunderstood and empathised with; it hurts me when people see it like a puzzle to solve. I know however that many people do that in order to help; I'm writing this here to say that it doesn't help me personally, though it may indeed help others with different preferences and experiences. I'm not saying it's 'a bad thing'; just that it upsets me.
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...oookay. Pseudo, you sure that Wizardchan isn't the solution to your problems..?

Also, I am afraid of males. This is a fairly big thing which isn't rational or fair, but it's based on many, many bad experiences. As such, if you're male and you approach me but I don't reply, this is why; I have nothing against you personally, but I probably lacked the mental fortitude to read what you said. I've read so many, many hurtful comments by male people in the past that my mind just eventually said "ignoring them completely is the only way to stay sane", and I'm still slowly trying to recover from that. Sorry...
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A little background, Kiai is a belief that you can attack someone's "aura" without actually touching their body, knocking them out. Really, it's a form of hypnosis. The thing about hypnosis is that for it to work, you have to be a willing participant. The "master" had been working with people like that for so long that he actually believed it was an effective fighting technique. He made a $5000 bet that he could beat any MMA fighter.

It worked about as well as you'd expect.
 
Me, me, me, me... sounds like he's a self-absorbed douche
 
I don't know if she's exactly obscure, but she hasn't done enough stupid stuff to warrant her own thread (at least not yet, and despite the fact that someone apparently made an ED page on her a few months ago), so I thought I would mention Mere Doyle here.

She is a self-described otaku in her late twenties who spends all of her time making kimonos and plushies. Like most weeaboos, she is convinced that she is destined to be famous in Japan someday. She is so convinced of this, that she went on American Idol a few years ago, hoping to be "discovered" so that she could (somehow) "make it big in Japan."


The best part is the faces that her mom makes.

I've found some vague references to stupid things she's done in the past few years, but I can't see evidence of many of them. She apparently deleted her DA, but still has Twitter and a Facebook page where she tries to sell her plushies.

I'm trying to look for these instances that were alluded to, and I'll put them her if I come across them. Simon might have actually knocked her down a peg, saving her from a life of complete lolcowdom.
 
Picklechu said:
I don't know if she's exactly obscure, but she hasn't done enough stupid stuff to warrant her own thread (at least not yet, and despite the fact that someone apparently made an ED page on her a few months ago), so I thought I would mention Mere Doyle here.

She is a self-described otaku in her late twenties who spends all of her time making kimonos and plushies. Like most weeaboos, she is convinced that she is destined to be famous in Japan someday. She is so convinced of this, that she went on American Idol a few years ago, hoping to be "discovered" so that she could (somehow) "make it big in Japan."

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3xRSa5tMLUQ

The best part is the faces that her mom makes.

I've found some vague references to stupid things she's done in the past few years, but I can't see evidence of many of them. She apparently deleted her DA, but still has Twitter and a Facebook page where she tries to sell her plushies.

I'm trying to look for these instances that were alluded to, and I'll put them her if I come across them. Simon might have actually knocked her down a peg, saving her from a life of complete lolcowdom.
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Aw, I remember her! She was a classic. It is sad to see her cry though.
 
It's rare when a blog of Tumblr Is on target about something, but to call this person madthad 2.0 is a bullseye


Sorry if someone posted this before, I didn't see anyone upload this yet. This is just wow
 
Back to one of my personal lolcows.
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