Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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I brought up two obscure and minor lolcows before, and these two are kinda ex-lolcowish since they don't tardrage pretty much anymore. Anyway, let's bring up the first one.

Tiamat583

To start off, he once got involved in a drama in a certain MUGEN video. Even though Tiamat583 accused the YouTube user, poster12345678 for cyberbullying, all he did was just pointing his opinion on MUGEN compared with King Of Fighters.
- The comments in the video. Even though poster12345678's comments are no longer available, it's still lulzy to see Tiamat583 tardraging.
- He even brought up this in Google Support.

After that, a certain YouTube user named GFXer2010 commented on one of his AMV videos that it was "gay". Then, the short, but lulzy drama began.

This is the whole drama in a nutshell.
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- Tiamat583's lulzy Google Support thread about this drama.
- The lulzy vandalism on his Game Ideas Wiki user page.
 
(I wasn't really sure where to put this but I guess it fits here)

Talk about a CWC archtype in the internet thread got me thinking about similarities to others, when it dawned on me that there is a guy very much like CWC at my school.

I won't get into too much details, but he has most of the same tendencies Chris has, albeit shown in slightly different ways.

I'll share a few examples: He wrote in a whole composition notebook on the marriage between a Raichu and a Pikachu. I don't think he's into Sonic, but he has most of the same interests as Chris does besides that.

He is also writing some huge transformers fan fiction comic thing where he incorporates all of the people he sees in his life. Apparently a character based off of me is one of the main heroes, yet I barely know him... He's been writing it since, like, 6th grade and is still going strong...

Anyway, he has a lot of the same mannerisms too.

I've witnessed his own 'love quest' (thank goodness he doesn't have a name for it though :P) ...which actually has resulted in him getting a girlfriend very recently! He promptly went around telling everyone, including his teachers, but I think maybe he's better off then Chris was by just a bit.

Case in point, I think there may actually be a CWC archtype.

I will personally do anything I can to make sure this guy doesn't go down the wrong path, though.
 
The Lurker said:
Hahaa I remember reading about GGfan, he always poorly edited Pokemon battle logs to make it look like he won :<
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Good to know someone else knows of him. I have to say I just found out today about how his complete turnaround. For all I knew he was still plotting the downfall of Smogon
 
Once somebody left me this comment on my Youtube channel
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It was pretty funny.
 
I stole some freaking tic-tacs from Wal-Mart, and everyone freaked out like it's the end of the world! First, my mom made me apologise to the guy at the counter, PLUS that stupid bald manager guy, THEN, as if apologising wasn't enough, I got BANNED FROM THE WAL-MART! That's just stupid! They were some mints, that's all! Are we really in such a bad economy when Wal-Mart is trying to ban me from them when I take some of there precious MINTS??? That's just the stupidest thing I ever heard of ever, seroisly! I mean, what total idiots!

THEN, just to make me even madder, my stupid mom told me that I have to do a whole bunch of yard work around the house now, like pulling weeds and digging wholes and all kinds of other stupid sweaty labors! AND she said I don't get anymore internet!

Well I'm getting on anyway, no matter what she decides to say, and my brother promised to pretend like he didn't know I was getting online, because he's pretty cool like that.

Wal-Mart sucks. Don't shop there anymore, you guys. They'll ban you from them if you even do the littlest thing.
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Old, but need I say more?
 

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I stole some freaking tic-tacs from Wal-Mart, and everyone freaked out like it's the end of the world! First, my mom made me apologise to the guy at the counter, PLUS that stupid bald manager guy, THEN, as if apologising wasn't enough, I got BANNED FROM THE WAL-MART! That's just stupid! They were some mints, that's all! Are we really in such a bad economy when Wal-Mart is trying to ban me from them when I take some of there precious MINTS??? That's just the stupidest thing I ever heard of ever, seroisly! I mean, what total idiots!

THEN, just to make me even madder, my stupid mom told me that I have to do a whole bunch of yard work around the house now, like pulling weeds and digging wholes and all kinds of other stupid sweaty labors! AND she said I don't get anymore internet!

Well I'm getting on anyway, no matter what she decides to say, and my brother promised to pretend like he didn't know I was getting online, because he's pretty cool like that.

Wal-Mart sucks. Don't shop there anymore, you guys. They'll ban you from them if you even do the littlest thing.
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Old, but need I say more?
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Who is this person, again?
 
Moving this over here from the thread about the trans brony eating the hot-sauce cupcake. This guy is, so far, more obscure, in that his major notoriety appears to be confined to other furries, but I think he has potential to rise above obscurity: http://sf-drama.livejournal.com/3407273.html -- he was also featured on LiveJournal's "wtf_inc" community.

tl;dr = An insanely detailed writeup about a skunk furry -- indeed, a full-on, scat/watersports fetishist "babyfur"/"diaperfur" -- whose persona is a baby skunk called "Sharz Miguazin." He is also a self-declared brony. What makes him a sickening fusion of Chris and Nick Bate is his absolute refusal to get a job -- you will see screencaps in which he is proud of himself for throwing a physical tantrum, threatening his elderly, disabled mother, when she uses "the J-word" around him "job") -- and statements that he is "extreme" because he's living his dream of having his parents take care of him 24/7 as he practices his fetishes all over his parents' bathroom, their bed, and a chair they buy him for Christmas. Sharz is happy to be thought of as a pedofork when he wears a pacifier out in public; he makes a giant fuss when he's not allowed to wear a cheap long white wig to his (apparently quite normal) brother's wedding, to which he DOES manage to wear his babyfur con badge; he holds the few friends he has to ridiculous standards -- e.g. he promises to quit pestering a guy (his twoo wuv, at that) called "Fel" to spend time with him, if Fel promises, sometime within the next five weeks, to spend 20 hours with Sharz in the course of one week. WEIRDLY, Fel balked at this. Sharz finally managed to lose his RL virginity, albeit in what sounds like an extremely detailed case of Doin It Rong, at age 30.

When he can't find someone to have sexy chats with or play vidya with, Sharz is hugging his plushies or playing card games with friends at the local McDonald's. That last similarity is what seems to have brought him to recent e-fame: the poor old mom brought him a bag of McD's, containing three cheeseburgers, fries, and an ice cream. What makes Sharz flip out and rage at his mother? She didn't buy him a soda! Since his parents pay him a tugboat -- er, allowance -- she had enough money to buy him the terrible food he loves, but not a brand-new soda (there is apparently some in the fridge, but that's not good enough for Balding McPoopypants). He protests this hideous injustice by dumping the entire, untouched dinner in the trash, and snarling at Mom, "No drink, no dinner, bitch." Apparently he has finally taken this journal private after screencaps of that particular journal entry were reblogged all over Tumblr.

If you are bored enough to read the comments, you will notice numerous people going, "God, this is Chris Chan as a furry" or similar. The balding and fat; the deliberate joblessness; the disrespect for the parents he depends on; the total social inappropriateness; the DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS (although these are on purpose); the vidya and favorite restaurant -- this dude (whose Facebook is also under the handle "Sharz Miguazin," apparently) is kind of on that fine line between lolcow and Nick Bate-style shuddercow. The most legitimately rage-inducing part is that he will threaten his parents, filling out the psychopathy checklist as he goes, over not getting material things for Christmas/his birthday/etc. -- a brother and a sister seem to have turned out relatively normal, and it's just this guy who is over-the-top abusive. Sometimes the rages are self-sabotaging only, as when he threatened to get a $50 bill his dad had given him and rip it up in Dad's face... to prove what?... but he prides himself much more on throwing stuff around and whacking a cane on a table but not causing any major material damage, thus merely causing Mom to live in fear of being hurt (in many ways worse) rather than getting his own horrible ass sent to jail.
 
I'm pretty sure he's faded into obscurity by now, but anyone else hear anything about Kevin Havens, the weird doll guy? I keep getting internal server errors when I try to pull up ED, but basically:

Asperger's with possible FAS also, obsessed with the movie Mannequin (to the point of writing volumes of fanfic based around it,) and Vicky from Small Wonder and had a wheelchair-bound girlfriend who he got paid to be her caretaker till his fuck doll obsession got to be too much for her and she kicked his ass out. He also went online and "married" his favorite doll, Daphne. Last known "update" was a few years ago - apparently living in a hotel with his fuck dolls.

There used to be a billion pages about him on the SA forums and eventually someone contacted his younger brother (who actually seemed like a pretty normal guy), who wound up posting there, basically confirming that everything was true and that Kevin was a huge embarrassment to the family.

I guess there's a whole subculture about dollfuckers and all that. I originally stumbled across Chris from reading about Kevin Havens ... (so something else to pin on Kevin would be introducing you lovely folks to all my bullshit.)
 
If you want some obscure lulz look up jrpitt on YouTube. He is a aspiring rapper with very lulzy "music videos" and about 30 vlogs where he yammers about how tough and cool he is.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmFWEVr4GoI

This obnoxious teenager thinks that this grown ass woman in Panera was video recording him and his little brother. He confronts her in the parking lot, and embarrasses the shit out of her.
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You don't think maybe she was talking to her friend, watching a video, texting somebody?
You automatically jump to "recording me" Yup
 
I don't really know of many potential lolcows outside of the ones already mentioned here. I could say that some of the stuff on Goodreads comes close. What that's all about is that you usually have an author that gets all butthurt over a negative review, shoots their mouth off, and then gets gangpiled by people coming in to look at the trainwreck. There are a few groups that are supposedly out there to defend the authors, most notably Stop the Goodreads Bullies. It's all fairly tame and somewhat boring, but it's the best I have to offer.

http://www.stopthegrbullies.com/
 
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