Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Meet Tanner Bobbeen of Imaginari Studios. He's a 24 year old man with autism who makes merchandise of his OC for children. Sounds innocent, right? Until you find out he's linked his DeviantArt Page to his official website. With the very same characters he markets to kids... in fetish scenarios. Check it out at your own risk.
Remember: this page is from the official website.
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Did his family or anyone in his life tell him that this shit wasn't appropriate?

Here's how he acts online:

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Remember, he is 24.

Here's the man himself:

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Welp, all i can say is at least he's trying to make something of himself, unlike other people. I hope he gets a better idea of what is and isn't age appropriate and tries to separate his internet presence from his professional life.

Fat lazy and utterly clueless about how reality functions and ignorant of proper social etiguette.... Everywhere I go, I'm reminded of.... HIM.

 

[%%%]

Stephen Sakellarios

https://independent.academia.edu/StephenSakellarios
https://www.ial.goldthread.com/
https://www.youtube.com/@ssake1_IAL_Research
This guy showed up in a comment section of a random video about "Morals & Dogma" (a freemason book), claiming that Albert Pike (an american freemason figure) plagiarized it along with his other work, "Hymns to the Gods". He claims that the true author of "Hymns" is a teenage girl, and that the book itself was a class assignment (Pike was a teacher). Sounds interesting... until you dig deeper and find out that
-That girl was his wife in a past life
-"The Raven" and "A Christmas Carol" (as well as some other works) were also plagiarized, except this time his past self is the actual author
I watched his video on Pike out of interest and his claims boil down to "Pike was a liar because he couldn't remember a specific date from his youth" and "the name of the book sounds like it was a class assignment". He's also written a bunch of papers about reincarnation and these supposed stolen works.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Skitzocow I've been fascinated by for some time. LiquidFireOracle

Talks about cult shit and booty tickling. Crazy algorithm pull

 

[Zaireeka]

Scott Robb / Albumartexhange
Album Art Exchange is a website dedicated to sharing scanned and digitally enhanced album artwork. The quality is immaculate and well above the standard of other competitor sites. It is for this reason that the owner, Scott Robb, tirelessly defends his walled-off garden by routinely IP banning users and entire IP ranges over fears of database scraping and piracy.

According to Scott, the site exists as a result talks with various record labels, which at the time were suing album art websites for copyright infringement. They were fully authorised to create the site, but under the agreement that the images wouldn't be redistributed or used commercially.



Scott regularly scours the Internet for discussions about his website so that he can get into semantics arguments with the users he has banned. He appears on pretty much every website that mentions him, though he is most prolific on Reddit under the handle AlbumArtLuver (archive), formerly ArtLuver98 (archive). He also has a small, inactive group for his site on Facebook (archive)

Here are a few of his greatest hits



Here's Scott trying to take down r/albumartworkexchange, a now-dead platform for commissioning album art.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Scott regularly scours the Internet for discussions about his website so that he can get into semantics arguments with the users he has banned. He appears on pretty much every website that mentions him, though he is most prolific on Reddit under the handle AlbumArtLuver (archive), formerly ArtLuver98 (archive).

This is absurdly pathetic, impotent Internet Tough Guy behaviour. He deserves a thread imo.

 

[Moms New Boyfriend]

Apologies if this is the wrong thread; I think I stumbled upon one of the most unhinged people I've seen on the Internet in a while.

I like to listen to old Opie and Anthony recordings on Youtube, I found a channel that uploads Anthony's racist rants, which are fun to watch:

https://www.youtube.com/@DeathtoCalifornia

Cool! So I dig a little further into other content on the channel... the user that uploads these videos also posts angry rants which seem to be him just reading other people's online posts about outdated ways to do dipshit illegal shit? His username is also "I F*CKING WANT TO DIE COMEDY":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOZtqb9qhg0&t=135s

Okay... I dig even further. He leaves this comment on the video:

Also including The 1st ever *FREE

CREDIT CARD NUMBER GIVEWAY&SOCIAL SECURITY READ-OFF!!

Coming soon to Podbean May 14th10th Special /Raid/Doxbin

So I check out his Podbean/Podcast/whatever this morning and his new episode is literally him just angrily reading peoples doxx from old Doxbin posts out loud, including doxx for a 15 year old girl. He gets to the raw credit card numbers and the numbers he's reading are not long enough to even be credit cards. I check one full number he reads against the luhn algorithm (a calculation that all valid credit card numbers have to match) and it fails...

I don't wanna link to the podcast episode since he is reading off SSNs, alleged credit card numbers and shit; but you can go down the rabbit hole via that Youtube link. He's using Podbean which also allows him to publish to all sorts of other platforms so right now you can listen to this guy on Spotify dox people and TRY to read their CC information out loud.

Gonna keep my eye on this dude because he's fascinating and I can't imagine he'll go long without his door getting kicked in. I just hope he doesn't have access to firearms.

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

This is @Hypernuts21, otherwise known as Liam Lonestar. He is a self proclaimed X-er, meaning his hobby is replying to people on X. However, what sets Hypernuts apart from every other reply guy you've ever seen is the extreme autism with which this man avatarfags. He has his own mouthpiece character, Liam the half elf/orc, and Mynx, a rock dragon lady thing that he fucks because of course he does. I found him in the replies of a meme post with this:

At first I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I didn't know whether to take this as some 40 billion layers of post-post-post irony posting or if it was just some undiscovered autist. Woe and behold, I got my answer:

The collar, the coffee cup, the two sets of ears, the smile, the fact that this was a real person, something about this combination of things forced me into a hysterical laughter for minutes before I dug deeper. Of course, the icing on the cake: he's a 46 year old turbogooner.


The majority of his posts go unnoticed by anyone. You can find him under most popular meme accounts so long as they're posting some kind of safe horny something or other. I will say nothing else and just let Liam speak for himself. Please enjoy some choice cuts:

 

[Spob]

Do we have a Thomas & Friends community thread, or a generic "internet personality gets exposed for being a pedo" thread?



There is a YT content creator named Richard Jordan (Skarloey123, Skarloey being the name of a narrow gauge engine in the show) who has been influential in the fan community for 15 or so years. Some of his accomplishments include producing videos on YT that have gotten millions of views, founding the Trainz modeling service Sodor Island 3D (Trainz is a train simulator), and creating a popular fan character named Alfred. His personals are still up for now. [YT] [Twitter]

https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/crime/wake-forest-university-doctor-charged-sexual-exploitaton-minor-peeping/83-e84d224f-0553-4f01-8116-f4465aa71306

He was a doctor at Wake Forest University and a father.

Further context, including a confirmation that it is him:

https://x.com/SepticShock2005/status/1923598010233016739

IMO, unsurprisingly, the Thomas fandom can get really autistic at times, and merits as much scrutiny as bronies, or even more. Some more petty drama I've identified:

- Kiefer Adams being a pedo (and making bad stories in general); unlike Jordan, he is still active
- WildNorWester getting butthurt over people reusing and modifying Trainz assets from him (and also being accused of being a pedo, though the jury's still out on this one), Jordan's SI3D is mentioned, and was shut down at the time, I think due to Mattel (the owners of the show) copyright striking them... but WildNorWester copyright struck the people who stole from HIM
- ownership controversies over the collection of production models
- something about a "Mason Dey"
- general toxicity over the direction of the show, e.g. the inclusion of female/African characters, or divisiveness over the reboot "All Engines Go"

Here is some more buffoonery I've noticed:

(https://x.com/DemonOfNowhere; has created NB characters too, also reportedly a pedo: https://x.com/DOliverfan/status/1923599831068508483)


(Rusty was originally male in the books Thomas was based on, but the show adapted him into avoiding pronouns to promote gender diversity because there were too many male trains)



(https://youtu.be/T1-NFQ5x8_Y; custom mv for a song in the show, featuring multiple cartoons)


(https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpyvcgU3wYNiU1raUCjkcO50MAxti7eic&si=nujrYcGK47cCsrS8)

I would not trust my kids around the grown man who is SuperDogLover1.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

being a thomas fan past the age of three is a sign of psychosis

 

[curbside2]

Skitzocow I've been fascinated by for some time. LiquidFireOracle

Talks about cult shit and booty tickling. Crazy algorithm pull

https://youtube.com/watch?v=x1JCoGuu0lM

I was 1/3 through the video before I realized he was speaking in word salad. Always throws me off guard when the do so with confidence.

 

[Coal Copilot]

All of this is because Sydney was thrust into internet fame at a young age by her parents promoting her American Girl doll review site when she was only 12 years old. This lead to her appearing on shows like Good Morning America and NBC news for something as simple as playing with dolls, so it's easy to see why she'd become obsessed with internet fame and stardom from there (for reference, she's about to turn 20 years old).
It's more serious in her case, however, as she's already amassed a large following of yes men across multiple social media platforms who applaud anything she says. I mean, if you could ping 500+ people to jerk you off anytime someone is slightly mean to you, then you'd probably be delusional too.

My main worry is how she'll do later in life, considering she wants to be an:
1. Autist
2. Lesbian
3. Filmmaker
4. Director
5. Novelist
6. Governor
7. President (yes, really)

And that's obviously never going to happen. Hopefully her parents can support her (they're not going to discourage her delusions) until she realizes it's time to wake up and get an actual job because, if she really wants to marry a woman, then it's unlikely she'll be marrying someone who can be a breadwinner for them both.
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Sydney Satalino Final Update:
After a good while of DMing and emailing random people, I finally managed to get my hands on Rebelle's "script" (which, contrary to what Sydney claims, is literally just a rough outline) from a user who wishes to stay anonymous. I've decided to post what I have in its entirety here so that anyone who wants to can read but, until Sydney either does something insane or someone else makes a thread about her antics, I'm going to cease the updates for now. She's a narcissistic, one trick pony that needs attention and praise 24/7 to validate her insecurities over her autism and sexuality. In other words, all she does is the same shit over and over so it's gotten too boring for me to continue observing her actions online.

Anyways, here's the Script. I originally received as screenshots since neither the person who sent me these nor I have access to the original Google Doc. This was said to be the same script Sydney has sent out to both movie companies, agents, and book publishers, so I can confidently say that what I have is authentic:

Various other tidbits I managed to find out from my informant:
1. Sydney, despite labeling herself as a lesbian, has opted to exclusively date transgender women. She's also described as being very manipulative in any relationships she's had thus far.

2. Sydney partially utilizes AI in her writing.

3. The reason for Sydney's connections in the writing and cinematic sphere are exclusively due to nepotism.

BONUS:
Sydney thinks she can be the future President of the United States while simultaneously being afraid of large crowds and fireworks.

 

[Jacoren]

Don't know if this is the right thread, but on mecha themed subreddits on Reddit I had found this guy called S7okid who is obsessed with the fact that his favorite shows are niche. He hates new Evangelion and Gundam fans and claims that he "had a melty on nge and Gundam sub". This is probably the melty he had

Here is a thread where he asks if GaoGaiGar was niche enough for him.


He also hates when people with the worldview that is the opposite of his watch anime


This post on MAL was probably made by him.

Apparently this guy also has a piss and scat fetish, judging by what he posted on his MAL account:
Why isn't there more pee fetish anime? (archive) (warning: tons of Islamic content in there, btw)

Ikkitousen is the main one and Elfen Lied has it too.

But why isn't there more pee ryona fetish stuff? (note: The word ryona is a type of sexual fetish in hentai wherein a protagonist is subject to sexual, physical, or psychological abuse from an offender, source: Wikipedia)

Imagine if Tamaki peed herself in fire force

poop in public fetish. I want to see my waifu walked like dog in public and peeing and pooping herself while it's shown live on TV

Do you want to watch poop coming out of your waifus anus in slow motion? In ultra HQ? (archive)

I mean when your waifu asshole pushes out poop and the most rancid things in the world. Like green colored and with corn.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Shawn of a Merica, AKA Shawn Verlyn Bergstrum, is a schizo living out of Council Bluffs, Iowa. See, Shawn has a problem: When he bought his house, he made the mistake of buying property right alongside a Union Pacific Railroad line, namely a section of track used as what railroaders refer to as "Head room"(AKA extended space for the train to move around while switching rail cars on the train out). Since he started making videos some nine months ago, Shawn has accused Union Pacific employees of gangstalking him, regular stalking him, harassing him, and worst of all, endangering public safety by using track designed initially for passenger lines, lodging several formal complaints and even going to Council Bluffs police over the matter. His evidence of stalking? This video of a conductor being driven up to the locomotive. Shawn will typically record "That fat fucking slob" or "The 8PM Pervert" any time they stop outside his house, which is conveniently located near a crossing. He also constantly asserts that the engineer is "lookin' in people's windows" and "Operating a train illegally" during these videos, often uttering the same phrases on repeat during his videos.
I think this guy's not quite reached full potential yet as a cow, but he'll be one to watch for. All it's going to take is one spotlight by a slightly larger force and he'll go ballistic.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Shawn of a Merica, AKA Shawn Verlyn Bergstrum

Has now been arrested for "Disorderly Conduct", or in other words "Yelled at the cops when they refused to take his side in his one-way beef with UP". I guess we'll have to wait a while for him to get out and continue complaining about being gangstalked.

If he gains some traction, I'm in a unique position to write the OP for him or at least co-write for it.

EDIT: Shawn actually has a thread. I'm retarded.

 

[Type 10 MBT]

There are a lot of bad game devs. Hell, im one of them.
But today i found the one. the only one to make me so godamn livid that I yelled a slur at my computor for the first time ever.

I would like to personally introduce; Howard Blast.
Howard is a fucking trogladite who i actually want to strangle.
here is but one of his many videos.

https://youtu.be/OL8z58vQYvI?si=EdRS9Um7i617Zw6g

I watched a few of this guy's videos and my God he's such a tard. Growing up in the land of the rising sun, you see all types of people. But I think perhaps the kind I hate the most are the foreign Otaku supremacists. If you go to that guy's twitter of the same name he regularly spergs out about "anti-otaku speech", he also considers himself Toby Fox's equal in the making by using his new game that is essentially pokemon with underage girls. He LOVES loli imagery and it's disturbing how in to it he is.

 

[ubebrah]

https://www.instagram.com/tyndeja/

This woman is the final boss of obese white women with a reciprocated fetish for black men.

The rabbit hole is exceptionally deep. From threatening concerned instagram commenters with “DA SWITCH,” complaining her child is “too dark” and referring to him as “pickaninny.” Saying “nothing makes me happier than seeing my mom mad i have a black baby daddy” and being the product of incest, to her supposed ties to the rapper Nettspend.

Many commenters suggested to call CPS which i think is valid in this case. No child should have to endure the horrors of this woman’s online presence when they grow up.

 

[ShiningBrightly]

darkmage of the evildojo​

i'd just like to share one of my personal favorite IRC lolcows. this guy considers himself a 1337 hacker, has been unemployed for years and was recently kicked out of his sister's house and is now living off a small inheritance from his grandmother and is convinced he's going to be the next indie gamedev darling with his shitty Shiren clone.

His Twitter
Inspired Salvo in IRC War

shirtless stretching and light "martial arts"

darkmage is unironically in love with asmon

 

[Throng of Titans]

Long autistic "script"

She sounds like a typical "idea guy" type autist as far as her writing goes. The fact that she had real chances to speak to people in the industry (a chance a lot of people don't even get) and blew it because she couldn't even be assed to write a proper script, let alone a proper screenwriting formatted one, is absolutely pathetic.

She seems like she's way too used to her parents handling "the hard parts" of things and doesn't seem to grasp that if she wants her weird girl power communist revolution movie, she's got to put some work into it herself.

 

[Made In Wales]

Not sure how much of a big (or little) lolcow she is, but Christina Formella has been charged 52 times for having an 'inappropriate sexual relationship' with a child:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlBTJP_sxeU

Archive: https://archive.ph/wip/bMzsb

 

[Coal Copilot]

She sounds like a typical "idea guy" type autist as far as her writing goes. The fact that she had real chances to speak to people in the industry (a chance a lot of people don't even get) and blew it because she couldn't even be assed to write a proper script, let alone a proper screenwriting formatted one, is absolutely pathetic.

She seems like she's way too used to her parents handling "the hard parts" of things and doesn't seem to grasp that if she wants her weird girl power communist revolution movie, she's got to put some work into it herself.

You're correct, her father owns a large tech firm and primarily handles the money and connections parts of Sydney's antics. I doubt he's ever believed in her of course, rather, he's simply doing it as a way for him to get close to the children he lost custody over in his divorce. His other daughter seems to be trying to go down a similar path with his help (I.E. a talentless autist who suddenly gained a large influx of followers) but is having much less success than Sydney.