Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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A curious one for me is Brian Walmer, the sonicfag with the melting fetish:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/B_Walmer

I had a few run-ins with him when I used to post on Toonzone back in the day. Many times, he made posts asking entirely about characters melting or taking baths:

http://www.toonzone.net/forums/thre...a-new-name-from-tvtropes.5255081/#post4035643

http://www.toonzone.net/forums/showthread.php?219438-To-melt-or-no-to-melt-that-is-the-question

http://www.toonzone.net/forums/show...aracter-being-turned-into-things#.UDfpHkSMU7A

http://www.toonzone.net/forums/show...s-in-cartoons-of-the-early-90-s-were-inspried

http://www.toonzone.net/forums/show...laz-Vous-Woo-(talkback)&p=3056991#post3056991

I also found his FurAffinity favorites, and it's all Sanic, melting/goo, and bathing. He's even favorited some art drawn by tpirman1982, the autistic Price Is Right/Minerva Mink MSPaint "artist" I mentioned previously.
 

I feel like this is how craftybeautydiva lives. Minus the kids since she abandoned those. That's a big ass one year old!

Also the end where the sister says that Doug stays in her van while at work...when I worked at this fancy grocery store 12 years ago the bakery managers husband did that! He would stay in his truck for hours in the parking lot while she worked. He wasn't stalking her or anything. I just think he was messed up because their kid was in Afghanistan. So creepy though. I'd be helping customers outside and there he would be hogging the handicapped spot.
 
Sometimes I wonder if any Kiwis remember Blackjack Gabbiani, or blackjackrocket. She's an oldschool Pokemon fan who became quite infamous during the time of Hurricane Katrina, when she basically suggested that people could've just outwalked the storm and survived off wild game in the alligator-infested swamps. A wild suggestion coming from an obese autistic who, by her own admission, could not even call in for a doctor's appointment on her own.

As I recall, over the years she got banned from several roleplay communities on Livejournal and Tumblr for being an obnoxious contrarian, and to this day even tumblrinas can't stand her because she never lets anything go. She dropped out of college to pursue a voice acting career that is clearly going nowhere, as she should be in her mid-30s right now and still lives with her parents and spends more time on halfassed cosplay than on adulting.

She's sort of a mild case of lolcow, but that outwalking a hurricane wank really stood out back then.

Oh do I remember her. Once and awhile she'll complain that people still bring up the hurricane drama. Sorry, that's your legacy. You brag about catching pigeons with your bare hands to suggest that's what refugees do in order to survive, you get to live with it. While not being able to call your own doctor at 25 from the comfort of mom and dad's house.

I keep waiting for her own thread, though she's not terribly interesting now. Most of her time is spent being an MRA and #alllivesmatter on tumblr. She spends her waking hours scouring tags and reblogging convos that have nothing to do with her in order to "correct" children by reminding them that men's/white people's problems are just as important as women's/minorities' because everyone is equal. Everyone thinks she's a troll and most people she argues with just block her. Then she complains that she doesn't understand what went wrong.

She used to be a tumblr acquaintance of takashi0 when it came to MRA issues, but I don't think she's reblogged from him in awhile. She does follow him though.

She is also obsessed with Pokemon villains and claims to have developed PTSD from an episode where a dude "died" by being banished to another dimension. She has panic attacks if people bring up this episode and has talked to her therapist extensively about it. She has a poorly-made plushie of him and a couple other characters. She routinely brings them to shops, takes photos of them with merch/food, and posts them with "humorous" captions.

Her newest thing is youtube reaction videos, which are about as exceptional as you can imagine.

 
A curious one for me is Brian Walmer, the sonicfag with the melting fetish:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/B_Walmer

I had a few run-ins with him when I used to post on Toonzone back in the day. Many times, he made posts asking entirely about characters melting or taking baths:

http://www.toonzone.net/forums/thre...a-new-name-from-tvtropes.5255081/#post4035643

http://www.toonzone.net/forums/showthread.php?219438-To-melt-or-no-to-melt-that-is-the-question

http://www.toonzone.net/forums/show...aracter-being-turned-into-things#.UDfpHkSMU7A

http://www.toonzone.net/forums/show...s-in-cartoons-of-the-early-90-s-were-inspried

http://www.toonzone.net/forums/show...laz-Vous-Woo-(talkback)&p=3056991#post3056991

I also found his FurAffinity favorites, and it's all Sanic, melting/goo, and bathing. He's even favorited some art drawn by tpirman1982, the autistic Price Is Right/Minerva Mink MSPaint "artist" I mentioned previously.
I've heard of B_Walmer. He's the guy who likes to spam his YouTube video count to Aaron McCluske levels.
 
There's a man out there with a more than a few screws loose who calls himself Steward HK Lar. I really don't know what to make of his "art," but he's been doing it for more than ten years. Really, don't try to figure out what he's talking about. His Magnum Opus is an arc of stories he calls Beestmeel and Dewj Froth and Prep Froth and Posh Froth and it just makes less and less sense the further down his rabbit hole you go. According to him, he has outlined his plot until the year 2050, and will continue to make regular installments until then. How much stock that holds is quite questionable (besides in the obvious ways) because he seems to think that he can travel through time, as can be seen by the title of his most recent video at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZGBxiZurQg0S1SXDqtNktw His channel provides just a small sample of whatever craziness is going on in his mind. He made hundreds of "games" on several platforms like Newgrounds, and they are probably worse than the stories that he makes. Many of them are available on Amazon for 99 cents apiece. He is quite confident in his skills as a game maker, believing "I'm 99% confident that you'll list my storyline as one of the top 10 in the history of video games." He claims to to have "never been diagnosed by a doctor with Autism or Asperger's Syndrome. Only genius."

Juxtaposed with his craziness is his writing style. His handwriting looks fine, and he uses perfect spelling, grammar, and sentence structure. Most of his posts that don't mention his stuff, for lack of a better term, seem like things written by a perfectly competent person. This only highlights the exceptionality of his art.

He has several websites, and all of them look like something an 11 year old made, right down to the MS Paint pictures that adorn them. These are the the few that I was able to find again, but I know there are more.
http://regtamad.wixsite.com/love
http://poshlume.wixsite.com/hate
http://www.movielardatadare.com/ [dead link]
http://regtamad.wixsite.com/love/knights This is a page of particular interest. This is the most direct description he has given of himself, such as how he is not at all crazy, how his work is the most complex thing humanity has ever witnessed, how God and Jesus put him on Earth to be the light of a billion people [his fans], and how he had to delete his MySpace account because he was way too popular there. Truly a remarkable individual.

Googling his name also brings up hundreds of profiles across a huge variety of websites, like Gamejolt, Bandcamp, and even Steam Greenlight. None of them make sense.
http://hubpages.com/@movielardatadare Another goldmine of insanity- seems some stuff just doesn't make the cut for Beestmeel, so he sticks it all here.
http://stewardhklarlover.newgrounds.com/ Music, art, games, and stories. Everything together under one roof.

He also makes music, if one wants to call it that. He invented a new genre, or so he believes, called Froth. The only explanation I can find on it is this pseudo-article written by him.
http://hubpages.com/entertainment/MLDD-has-Just-Invented-a-New-Music-Genre-Prep-Froth
Here's a gem of his about how he is a virgin 'burning like an oven.' What a bell that rings.
He got laid enough later on down the line to get chlamydia. He's somehow married in spite of STDs/lunacy.
In another song that I can't directly find (http://steward281.rssing.com/browser.php?indx=34695805&item=5), he states "I'm already living in 2015 so I gotta pretend that I'm living in 2014 so ya'll won't think I'm crazy. Ah Time Travel" which confirms 1. That he actually is a time traveler and 2. He is definitely not crazy.

Lowtax made a video of one of his games, which gave him a sort of cult following. He interpreted it as promotion, and it strengthened his belief that he has many, many fans around the world who adore his work. The guy's too crazy to hear any criticism (http://regtamad.wixsite.com/love/shop), and as a result, he is very nice, and one of the happiest people I've ever seen on the internet. He dropped a lot of his shenanigans around 2 years ago, especially the terrible games, but the Youtube channel is still updated weekly with nonsense Crayola marker drawings.

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(The more I reasearch him, the more I realize that he probably deserves a full thread. I'll work on it.)
 
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I came across this person today, who seems to thrive on making callout posts on DeviantArt and is generally autistic.

http://sta.sh/01re2qu91ffj
http://sta.sh/0oojgnez415
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/633958015/4224580271

They have a terms of service just to watch them on their DA account lmao

Edit for more slapfight comments: http://comments.deviantart.com/1/633958015/4224475565

Edit 2: She has a Blacklist of people she has personal issues with
https://trello.com/b/fFZ2mEGG/yui-s-queue

Ho oh boy!

She keeps using the term "abuse" but I don't think she knows what it means.
 
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I dunno if this really fits, but I'm a big fan of Fadades, the inventor of "hyper metal" from France


He also has merch in a webstore, one of which is a t-shirt that costs $1000 USD (because it's the ultimate limited edition, there's only 1 unit in existence).

All in all I can't decide if he's serious or this is all an elaborate troll.
 
Wasn't sure if this was worthy of a separate thread, so erring on the side of caution.

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Bootleg Girl, a.k.a. SomethingEllie, a.k.a. Something Else, a.k.a. Eleanor Amaranth Lockhart. Orbiter of the Nora-sphere, Terra Jones, Phil's "girlfriend" Toren, and Arthur Chu, may be deeper involved in the rat king. So autistic she managed to get herself banned from RPGNet despite being an SJW, so she made her own message board that was even more SJW-friendly than RPGNet, if you can believe that. (though it has long since been lost to history) Massive fangirl of the Wachowskis and the band Nightwish (which is where she got her new name from). At 208 thousand tweets in just over three years, that works out to about 170 tweets a day, every day.

She wrote her PhD dissertation on rhetorics of exclusion and identity in "geek" and "nerd" cultures, particularly the problem of the "fake geek girl." In addition to being a tenure-track professor of communication at Rowan College, she also has a Patreon for her blogging and the video game she’s totally going to get around to writing. Her main claim to fame is that the movie The Matrix is a manifesto of what it’s like to be trans.
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Oddly enough, despite holding a comfy tenure-track professorship that pays plenty, she has to resort to e-begging after “all her worldly possessions” were stolen from her car a few months ago.
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More recently, she’s started a BDSM (as the sub) relationship with her new beau Cyrus, a fellow troon (twitter handle chrysopoetics). This is the reason why she harps on about fake geek girls. Because she is one. She switched her genders because she wants to be a submissive woman getting fucked by a man.

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Archive: http://archive.is/tnTvR
 
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Y'all remember KataraLover, the angry manboy from Fanpop who expects his opinion to be law and throws bitchfits when somebody argues against him?

Well, he has a Youtube channel...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU015gkiUQIjSiuFWRd_PCA



His channel is literally always sperging about kid's cartoon characters. And funny enough, in Fanpop he's always going around insulting decent characters and good movies, but then throws temper tantrums the moment somebody dislikes a character HE's into (and often he likes objectively mediocre movies and characters (Lola Bunny and Disney sequels). So, can dish it but not take it.

He has an asskisser, too.


I really wanna make a thread on him, tbh...But dunno if anyone's interested or there's enough info. Otoh, he's just your typical angry manchild, but on the other hand, he might have psychological issues that he tries to hide with his cartoon sperging...
 
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I can't remember what the original thread was, but someone pointed out a YouTube video about art thieves. The comments were a gold mine and eventually I came across this comment:

"that has happened to me so many times by the same person , and it got so personal, that i had to get police involved to demand the blog dedicated to hating specifically me get removed.i agree that its EXTREMELY annoying."

This was posted by someone with the username "AnqryFurry" (lol). So I did some digging and found their deviantart account and I've been laughing since. Like most cows, they enjoy begging for money while having odd social drama. They also claim to have mental illness a la tumblr and demands male pronouns. I highly recommend taking a look through some of this shit, but I'll spoiler some of my favorite posts below (they can get a little long)

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I'm no longer friends with spook-crew, but when I was visiting years ago, I remember this dog matted and gross looking, I THOUGHT HER FUR WAS FUCKING BROWN until I gave her a bath. the bath helped but the fur was so neglected that it was matted and me and spook had to shave the fur off,much like what is shown in the image.

I am going through money issues so I cant donate, but,if you can lend a dollar please do.

its really too bad that every time I try to enjoy this site that I get harassed for one reason or another. whether it be something I did 3 years ago, false rumors from years back, or some stupid thing like my anatomy is not fucking perfect. from now on comments will be disabled whether its a trade,gift,or commission. a hiatus after halloween is possible.

VENT TIME

I do not usually play this 'card' but I HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS'S I get upset over things some people normally wouldn't bat an eye at. due to ptsd,anxiety,clinical depression monophobia and some ticks that have just developed due to poor treatment by people IRL. just a few examples of things that have happened that cause me to "jump the gun" right away when I feel defensive;

abused by parents so badly that my parents lost custody of me to my grandmother, but the damage had already been done since i was 14 when custody was lost.

severe bullying in school which teachers did NOTHING about. it started in elementary by the grade 6 kids when i was in grade 4. not like just name calling. following me in the halls,making animal noises like mewoing and mooing in class and them trying to blame me for it. trying to follow me home, chasing the car when I got picked up from school. one time a group of 10 students even planned out to beat me to death after school and they got as far a pulling me down by my back pack before someone noticed and pulled me onto the school bus with him and notifying the bus driver. my parents did go to the school surprisingly but all the principal said was to transfer me. so i did not attend school for 3 weeks while the transfer went through. however its a small island and everyone knows everyone in this little city so the bullying continued to the point that once i had been transfered to a 3rd junior high i snapped a finally punched one of the students back. then I get suspended along with the student involved despite other student witness's said quote;they had it coming.

I never ended up finishing school due to fear of going anywhere near a school building. so i have up to grade 11 education.
not to mention that I was supposed to have special needs help in math,English and science but never got it. so my grades flopped horribly. I had also been mis-diagnosed with ADHD and put on meds which made me violent and caused minor memory loss issues.


it was also around the time of my suspension which I was targeted and forced into sexual acts by a immigrant man from iraq, he threatened to kill my friend mahmud because he was a male friend from bangladesh and according the sexual offender this man was "dirty" and "bad" because he was from that area (okay pal your the one raping a 15-16 year old.) and also theatened to kill my family (yes he knew where we lived) since he would not allow me to go home alone since he thought i would call the police or tell my parents/grandmother. and me being the dumb little shit I was didnt say anything until the authorities deemed it "too late" and "a willing sexual act". he was not charged, or jailed. just banned from the city of st johns for 2 years. after which point he DID come back and still stalked me for months following me in his car too the point i had to call the police.

during the 2 years that this man was banned from he city i started dating this person..the person I was dating at this time ,christian, was playing me and another girl at the same time. eventually he was only "dating me" and claimed to be loyal. however he was cheating on me the whole fucking time which really hurt as he was the first person I really believed in since the incident..I dated him for 2 years and i found out that he was actually cheating on my the whole time. and he even told me on more then one occasion that porn was better then looking at me. and let me just tell you it wasn't a peachy relationship. many of my closer friends who knew me during the relationship will tell you, this guy treated me like shit,emotionally abused me and made me think it was my fault. I started having alot of relationship trust issues and I thought I'd get over them like most people do, but this is where i get diagnosed with mild PTSD. things that trigger me can range from unexpected sexual scenes in movies, the mention of watching porn, REAL people nudity, and biological females attempting to flirt with or trying to be alone with my partner. (if the final one was NORMAL jealousy i'd be able to cope bc I know my bf will not cheat, just thanks to the trauma i went through i immediatly start panicking and thinking ; what if she tries to kiss him what if my illness 's annoy him and what if (ect)

its around these times that my illness's really start causing a down hill battle for me. i spent most of my time just wondering the city to the point that my closest friends where buskers that I'd just sit next to and talk with bc it made me feel good to keep someone company and honestly it was better talking to anyone other then the voices in my head telling me I was shit.

living with my grandma instead of my parents helped but I was still in therapy and all that jazz which wasnt working. the therapists here seem to be really bad at their job.

I started using DA again after I started feeling that art helped me cope with my issues. this lead to multiple people harassing me, making fun of the fact that (at the time) I was suicidal and cut myself, and vented about this to try and prevent myself from doing it IRL. people would tell me to get help and not draw it, I WAS getting help. I was in therapy. I started disabling my comments but people just started noting me and i have no idea where they all came from seems like it was all one person making many accounts. when the suicide jokes and death threats died down, some kid (literally, some 16 y/o whos art and accounts were all younger then my art) started making claims that I was tracing their art bc the styles where similar and "this paw is in the same place so its traced" kind of shit. which was fine whatever accept he kept this up for 3 years and only just stopped recently.

I also did undergo 2 abusive online relationships and one abusive irl relationship in a row but I will not get into those details due to fear of being harassed and attacked since i already have 5 accounts belonging to one of them blocked :')



SO TLDR; I've had it extremely shitty. online and irl. SORRY if I get defensive over snobby or rude comments.


on another note.. I love all of you supportive watchers that comfort me through everything and I'm sorry if I've ever come across as rude to you. I'm trying my best to behave properly according to my age but these illness's make it very hard...

like I'm trying,,,,

also sorry for like the 5000 typos.




It's funny shit. If you guys would like to follow this hot mess here are some of her accounts:

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPchnaBsBXpry7_-dx1ZUKw
Google+: https://plus.google.com/b/107669039107455599919/+Insanitypup
DeviantArt: http://anqry-yeen.deviantart.com/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/anqryyeen
Furaffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/anqry-yeen/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Anqryyeen


There's also been some past drama (she has notes like "if you are here regarding drama about a furhead I commissioned that was cancelled by the maker, note me please" on her deviantart) but I have no clue what's going on with that since she's obviously purged all the information she can regarding that incident
 
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There's also been some past drama (she has notes like "if you are here regarding drama about a furhead I commissioned that was cancelled by the maker, note me please" on her deviantart) but I have no clue what's going on with that since she's obviously purged all the information she can regarding that incident

If the fur suit in the clip is indicative of the quality that they usually prefer, then the maker might well have refused because they were going to be underpaid and/or had a reputation to maintain and didn't want shoddy work next to their name. Alternatively, AnqryFurry may well have been the type to write up ten page rants about their terrible childhood to complete strangers on the grounds that a fellow furry would 'understand'. And probably buried in there would be a sly request for a discount.
 
So, I know that if you look around basically everywhere on the web, you'll see failed dreams.
Long-abandoned webcomics, lost blogs that had no following, endless let's play series on youtube with 40 views apiece.

This is about one of those failed dreams, and probably the longest lived one that's still updating, maybe even to this day.

This is about Horndog.

An underground comic, that, according to it's TVTropes page, 'was the first to transfer to the webcomics format', and has a devoted cult following known as 'horndogs'.

The issue is, that, well...

I can't really find anything that suggests this is a series that's ever had a following, really.

What links there are, don't really link to the actual comic anymore, and I have reason to believe the TVTropes page itself was made by the creators in order to drum up some interest. I think this is likely because there is a very masturbatory article on Isaac M. Baranoff, the apparent writer for the comic, which goes into details about his novels that seem to be lame Libertarian rags.

One of his novels.

What I can find, however, is not comics related, mostly unfunny, of poor quality and largely unnoticed. He's no 'cult classic' artist, for certain.

Where he puts out the majority of his music.

He's heavily inspired by Captain Beefheart, in all the worst ways one can be influenced by Captain Beefheart.

However, still...

He hasn't updated much, while what I can find is recent, it's not recent-recent. How do I know he's not dead? Simply because, well, his two most updated media ventures are quite prolific, and have been updated in a matter of days.

Horndog's official twitter. Exactly 0% Horndog related, and exactly 100% related to libertarian moaning.

His official youtube channel. One Horndog related video, and too many devoted to trying to be a Nostalgia Critic ripoff.

Note how there's minimal information on the comic that apparently kickstarted his career, and the vast majority of his music and his work is behind a paywall. I've seen better writers and musicians give out their work for free, and he's charging a whole ton of money for digital-only releases. Not exactly the best business model on the internet, really.

There's just some humor in the fact that he's done so little, while pushing himself as this grand, first adopter, digital mandate with a media empire, ranging from Prog Rock, to Comics, to Novels, basically everything under the sun...

And you can't find half of it, and the rest has maybe 60 views, max.
 
Anybody else here ever hear of Alex Gino?

http://www.alexgino.com/

He's a children's book author, and several things about him seem a little... off, to say the least. He kind of reminds me of Labelle with the childhood sexuality/genital fixation. Here are some actual quotes from his book. The characters in question are in elementary school.

Kelly does a few cartwheels and “half the time her skirt would flip right over her belly, leaving her pink underwear showing.” Meanwhile, “Melissa was looking at her reflection from every angle she could.”

They’re almost ready but Melissa is still wearing boy’s underwear. “No one would be able to see them, but she would know all day that they were there.” Kelly gives Melissa a pair of her own underwear to keep, “light pink, covered in tiny red hearts.”

“She immersed her body in the warm water and tried not to think about what was between her legs, but there it was, bobbing in front of her. "

Tumblrinas are put off by it: http://aeroposter.tumblr.com/post/132061537275/review-of-alex-ginos-george
 
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Anybody else here ever hear of Alex Gino?

http://www.alexgino.com/

He's a children's book author, and several things about him seem a little... off, to say the least. He kind of reminds me of Labelle with the childhood sexuality/genital fixation. Here are some actual quotes from his book. The characters in question are in elementary school.





Tumblrinas are put off by it: http://aeroposter.tumblr.com/post/132061537275/review-of-alex-ginos-george
That's just... creepy. As in "I need a bath" creepy, not the kind of creepy that makes a good horror story. Not the post, I mean the book.
 
That's just... creepy. As in "I need a bath" creepy, not the kind of creepy that makes a good horror story. Not the post, I mean the book.
If it makes you feel better, his next one's going to be about children in Black Lives Matter.
 
Here are some musical guys who make weird electronic music with references to things that they enjoy.

This guy is one of my personal favourite obscure guys. This song is about vore, but he makes a number of songs about incest. He's been using the high-pitched voice quite a bit recently. He also made a dating sim, complete with fanfiction stories.


This is a guy who calls himself Evil Lolicon. He's basically a weeaboo who makes chip tune music and screams lyrics about how much he loves anime. I think he also has a black metal thing, but I didn't look too hard to find it. He apparently played shows in his apartment where he would play a few of his songs, then watch anime with whoever showed up to the show.


And finally, these guys. They used to freak out over bad reviews of their albums on RateYourMusic, but they don't do much more now than release hundreds of albums. I think they've released more than 350 albums. They don't sound bad, but it's their gimmicks that bug people. Such as releasing albums that are extremely long (2 years) which mostly consist of loops being copy-pasted a lot.

 
I was reading an old magazine from 1993 last night and ran across this vintage lolcow:

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I can understand why they finally threw him out. Ain't nobody need to see your weiner in class.

Turns out he killed himself in prison in 2006 after becoming mentally ill and beating up a roommate.
 
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