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DungeonMaster
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There was a guy called Mangakiss. He was this russian dude in his fourties who made hundreds of alts to kiss his ass. Unsurprisingly all his art was stolen and slightly edited. Naturally, people mistook his alts for real accounts. When he got called out on it he doxed him and posted a picture of his house. When shit went critical mass, he made a long, tearful journal post filled with MLP gifs about how awful the trolls are. Hilarious.
He even hired a hacker who turned on him. Lol
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He even hired a hacker who turned on him. Lol
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Sekirodiealot
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A shame those videos are gone
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I am a retard but i have hilarious and specific sonic autism drama i'd like to share. It pertains to Balena Productions (formerly Sonicdude3) who is a known sped who harassed Jason Griffith when he replaced Ryan Drummond as the voice of sonic. With that slight background out of the way it has come to my attention and Steve's (Balena) attention that Ryan Drummond fucked a female friend of his. Steve is a creep who is extremely possessive of any woman within his niche community that formed from his work on Sonic zombies, a mid at best sonic fan show on early youtube.
This perceived betrayal has caused him to destroy a priceless signature from his signed sonic amiibo.
It is trending on twitter and Ryan Drummond actually did the sonic voice when he did it.
The signed Amiibo
Priceless signature erased
I have attached the original photos for validation.
Here is the screencaps of Steve's friend admitting to having sex and Ryan using the sonic voice.
Thanks for humoring the Internet autism and Happy birthday Kiwi Farms.
Update on sonic tism: Original tweet got deleted cause the og account didnt like the mentions or something i guess. but its too late.
Please Note that aside from some autistic behavior every now and then Balena productions has already severely ruined his own life with his earlier autistic behaviors.
He aspires to become a professional voice actor an industry know to be very insular and friend oriented. He made an ass of himself publicly for years on twitter throwing shit fit after shit fit about the fact that Jason Griffith replaced Ryan Drummond as the voice of sonic. The topic of who voices Sonic is one of hot debate and the consensus is that Jason is the worse because he took over during the bad games.
TLDR this man harassed a professional actor over a role he played and now hopes to enter the same industry as this actor.
This perceived betrayal has caused him to destroy a priceless signature from his signed sonic amiibo.
It is trending on twitter and Ryan Drummond actually did the sonic voice when he did it.
The signed Amiibo
Priceless signature erased
I have attached the original photos for validation.
Here is the screencaps of Steve's friend admitting to having sex and Ryan using the sonic voice.
Thanks for humoring the Internet autism and Happy birthday Kiwi Farms.
Update on sonic tism: Original tweet got deleted cause the og account didnt like the mentions or something i guess. but its too late.
Please Note that aside from some autistic behavior every now and then Balena productions has already severely ruined his own life with his earlier autistic behaviors.
He aspires to become a professional voice actor an industry know to be very insular and friend oriented. He made an ass of himself publicly for years on twitter throwing shit fit after shit fit about the fact that Jason Griffith replaced Ryan Drummond as the voice of sonic. The topic of who voices Sonic is one of hot debate and the consensus is that Jason is the worse because he took over during the bad games.
TLDR this man harassed a professional actor over a role he played and now hopes to enter the same industry as this actor.
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CaptainRockall
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One possible Lolcow for future debate and consideration is 'Doctor' Charlotte Proudman who appears to be quite active on Twitter recently, espousing that the reason a guy called George Pattison killed his wife and daughter was due to 'Toxic Masculinity'.
Of course, other factors such as the guy losing his business don't matter to Dr. Proudman who will call any criticism of her from men 'yet more examples of Toxic Masculinity'.
She is a smug, supercilious bitch - I think even David Lammy was uncomfortable hearing her rhetoric on BBC Radio recently.
She is known to hate boys and thinks that they are all potential rapists and murderers:
Of course, other factors such as the guy losing his business don't matter to Dr. Proudman who will call any criticism of her from men 'yet more examples of Toxic Masculinity'.
She is a smug, supercilious bitch - I think even David Lammy was uncomfortable hearing her rhetoric on BBC Radio recently.
She is known to hate boys and thinks that they are all potential rapists and murderers:
Totallyunknown
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Today in the most unrelated weird rabbit hole thought process, I found Brad Ryan Metzger. I don't have a lot of information on him as I just found him on Spotify because I love weird music and the cover art for this albums is AMAZING. But I wanted to bring more to the table so I searched YouTube.
I'm not even going to describe it but I guarantee it's worth 30 seconds of your time. A song, in tribute to Jean Luc Picard.
I'm not even going to describe it but I guarantee it's worth 30 seconds of your time. A song, in tribute to Jean Luc Picard.
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Your images seem to be broken.I am a retard but i have hilarious and specific sonic autism drama i'd like to share. It pertains to Balena Productions (formerly Sonicdude3) who is a known sped who harassed Jason Griffith when he replaced Ryan Drummond as the voice of sonic. With that slight background out of the way it has come to my attention and Steve's (Balena) attention that Ryan Drummond fucked a female friend of his. Steve is a creep who is extremely possessive of any woman within his niche community that formed from his work on Sonic zombies, a mid at best sonic fan show on early youtube.
This perceived betrayal has caused him to destroy a priceless signature from his signed sonic amiibo.
It is trending on twitter and Ryan Drummond actually did the sonic voice when he did it.
The signed Amiibo
Priceless signature erased
I have attached the original photos for validation.
Here is the screencaps of Steve's friend admitting to having sex and Ryan using the sonic voice.
Thanks for humoring the Internet autism and Happy birthday Kiwi Farms.
What even is the point of grandstanding over Ryan Drummond having a sexual relationship with another adult woman? He did nothing illegal, he's not gonna get cancelled for this, maybe only ridiculed for like a week. Both of the women who leaked the fact that the relationship happened did it to embarrass the woman he had sex with. Ryan's almost a non-factor in this outside of getting eyes on the 93 page google doc about drama nobody gives a fuck about.
Turns out Chris Chan wasn't the exception. He's the standard.
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I agree that this isnt really big news worthy just some wild shit that happened during the week. I just think its hilarious he ruined a literally priceless signed amiibo he could have at least sold it. Maybe the money would soften the emotional blow. I have been told the girl involved is a bit meme worthy but she already got an episode on Dr. phil so im not gonna try to add to that.
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I agree with you that the situation is hilarious and also pathetic, since a grown man destroyed priceless memorabilia over two adults having sex with his permission.
Emi Jones has a thread in Prospering Grounds: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/emily...uffin-daddy_sonic.150209/page-7#post-14966092
Also, fix your images if possible, I can't see the actual posts in your post.
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i looked at the post and i am either unable to fix it or unable to figure out how. Never was much for forums ill repost images in a Downloadable format here. Sorry if its still broken but i tried.I agree with you that the situation is hilarious and also pathetic, since a grown man destroyed priceless memorabilia over two adults having sex with his permission.
Emi Jones has a thread in Prospering Grounds: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/emily...uffin-daddy_sonic.150209/page-7#post-14966092
Also, fix your images if possible, I can't see the actual posts in your post.
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Why does she constantly hold her head up when filming? Does she think the mask is gonna fall off or is it just an illusion due to shit webcam placement?
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She should be a true feminist and change her last name to Proudwoman. Or better yet Proudpersonwithauterus.
Princess Rescuer
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Both the Amico Cult and the Darius Truxton Army NEED more attention on the Farms.
It's the most hilarious internet drama I've ever seen, spearheaded by the Greasy Leperchaun Tommy Tallarico and his band of Pirate Gangsters (Intellivision employees) and fervent defenders with way too much time on their hands (Level1online), as well as the opposition, led by the weed-addicted NEET Darius Truxton, a small-name-big-ego YouYuber (that's what he called himself once) who isn't nice to 8-Bit Eric and complains about Amico fanboys and e-beggers, having a personal army of fervent followers do his bidding and torture his enemies online.
Since I'm a fan of unpopular things, I'm deep into this drama, but it's generally unknown, happening on a tiny corner on the internet, something most people my age are way too young to be interested in (given that most people involved are AT LEAST in their 40s) and even the most well-known YouYubers of the bunch get only a few hundred views at most, as well as less than a hundred viewers on their ultra-lame livestreams.
It's the most hilarious internet drama I've ever seen, spearheaded by the Greasy Leperchaun Tommy Tallarico and his band of Pirate Gangsters (Intellivision employees) and fervent defenders with way too much time on their hands (Level1online), as well as the opposition, led by the weed-addicted NEET Darius Truxton, a small-name-big-ego YouYuber (that's what he called himself once) who isn't nice to 8-Bit Eric and complains about Amico fanboys and e-beggers, having a personal army of fervent followers do his bidding and torture his enemies online.
Since I'm a fan of unpopular things, I'm deep into this drama, but it's generally unknown, happening on a tiny corner on the internet, something most people my age are way too young to be interested in (given that most people involved are AT LEAST in their 40s) and even the most well-known YouYubers of the bunch get only a few hundred views at most, as well as less than a hundred viewers on their ultra-lame livestreams.
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There is something of a thread on everything surrounding the Intellivision Amico over on Games. It's more or less an informal catch-all featuring everyone surrounding the Amico, since everyone involved is insane to some degree: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/intellivision-amico.83864/
It's not that active, and most of the cow reporting comes from Pat the NES Punk's CUPodcast, of all things. I haven't followed it all that closely, myself, but it's certainly threadworthy for anyone willing to put forth the effort.
CaptainRockall
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India Willoughby.
Trans Person on Twitter who went 'Full Trump' today:
The Left are now boo-hooing because they thought she/he/they/it was their friend.
Trans Person on Twitter who went 'Full Trump' today:
The Left are now boo-hooing because they thought she/he/they/it was their friend.
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Meet Joseph Cantrell, "neurodiverse" Microsoft programmer who was arrested for allegedly stabbing a random MSFT employee on campus (Article) (Archive) He claims to have a disease that he calls "neural deceleration disorder".
He kept a running journal in a single text file: https://josephcantrell.org/secret-journal-wall-trump-card-v2/Joseph Cantrell-alias.txt (Archive). It's full of insanity fueled by amphetamines and research chemicals. Apparently nobody at Microsoft must have realized they have their own search engine that they could have used to figure out that this guy is an insane drug addict. Based on some of the posts in his journal it sounds like he was on thin ice at MSFT. Here's some select quotes:
His entries over the last few months show a descent into paranoia and an obsession about a murder of a Microsoft executive that occurred last year.
One of his hobbies was writing video games, one of which was "Anne Frank Simulator"
There's probably plenty more crazy shit to find on his personal website: https://josephcantrell.org/ (Archive)
Reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/echidnasarepinky/
He kept a running journal in a single text file: https://josephcantrell.org/secret-journal-wall-trump-card-v2/Joseph Cantrell-alias.txt (Archive). It's full of insanity fueled by amphetamines and research chemicals. Apparently nobody at Microsoft must have realized they have their own search engine that they could have used to figure out that this guy is an insane drug addict. Based on some of the posts in his journal it sounds like he was on thin ice at MSFT. Here's some select quotes:
August 16, 2020: Meh, I've always been a fan of a rehabilitation first policy for things beyond people's control. Most pedophiles have a disorder in their brain, much like gay folk. Some are merely wicked folk and deserve to be punished with prison. Regardless, nobody should suffer vigilante justice. The shit street shoots both ways! So long as you retain faith in yourself, nothing can stop you! C'est la vie, or such is life in French. Positivity is a virtue! You can be born a willow and grow into an oak, or vice versa! Red robins love sweets!
Those who call me avatar know not what they're lookin' 4! Illusionist in everyone! IN EVERYONE!
discord.gg/AWs9kgu
I just made the best sandwich of my life. The true Noir Sandwich. A plain double cheeseburger from mcdonalds with cheddar n sour cream ruffles and queso blanco dip & french onion dip! It gets better! I can add bacon and peppers! I've been playing lots of Dark Souls 3 on 3-MeO-PCP. It's lovely!
I finally found that Detective Conan episode concering rigor mortis:
rig·or mor·tis ; /ˌriɡər ˈmôrdəs/ ; nounMEDICINE
stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death, usually lasting from one to four days.
The first time I beat Vordt of the Boreal Valley, it took me like 25 tries when I was playing in 2016 at ZBT. This time in 2020, after I've had sex with ESi and Aria, I masterfully defeated the vagina monster Vordt of the Boreal Valley on my first try! Whereas I beat the first boss expertfully on my first try at ZBT, it took me about 10 tries to beat the first boss of Dark Souls 3 in 2020!
Nigger Mortis!
Be careful! Nigger Smalls is watching you in the mirror!
Those who call me avatar know not what they're lookin' 4! Illusionist in everyone! IN EVERYONE!
discord.gg/AWs9kgu
I just made the best sandwich of my life. The true Noir Sandwich. A plain double cheeseburger from mcdonalds with cheddar n sour cream ruffles and queso blanco dip & french onion dip! It gets better! I can add bacon and peppers! I've been playing lots of Dark Souls 3 on 3-MeO-PCP. It's lovely!
I finally found that Detective Conan episode concering rigor mortis:
rig·or mor·tis ; /ˌriɡər ˈmôrdəs/ ; nounMEDICINE
stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death, usually lasting from one to four days.
The first time I beat Vordt of the Boreal Valley, it took me like 25 tries when I was playing in 2016 at ZBT. This time in 2020, after I've had sex with ESi and Aria, I masterfully defeated the vagina monster Vordt of the Boreal Valley on my first try! Whereas I beat the first boss expertfully on my first try at ZBT, it took me about 10 tries to beat the first boss of Dark Souls 3 in 2020!
Nigger Mortis!
Be careful! Nigger Smalls is watching you in the mirror!
I'm Joseph Cantrell, and I'm makin' a left turn! He's makin' a right turn! Lol! It's who we are, Joseph Richard Cantrell, it's who I am: Joseph Cantrell! Yeah! Ms. Saunders was lit yo. Will the storm pass over us today, or is the future looking gray? All but 3 of us believed in destiny in Ms. Saunders class haha. She was just as appalled as me!
I just fucked ESi and Taylor at about 6:00 haha! I fucked ESi and Taylor together (her real name?), and it was lit! I used my own two condoms, and I cleaned up so nobody knows! Lol, you treat girls with respect, and you get respect back! Nosotros to the end! Taylor said something about Nosotros and, "Don't worry, we're here to make you happy. We know we made your dreams come truea!" (Truer!). I told 'em the pharmacy has everything I need. Nosotros to the end! I don't like threesomes, but I wanted to have one anyway! It was a great first time, and I'm glad I had one! She liked to suck me, but I managed to put it in haha! Taylor fucked me a lot and sucked me off. I kissed both of them, and I kissed Taylor's pussy. I kissed ESi's ass a lot. Haha, I won't forget their beautiful eyes! She whips my ass, the white bitch!
I don't like Mobas. They lack resolve. I came so close to nuking MW, and we boosted one time, me and Josh Rosa! I've upgraded my guns in Modern Warfare lol. I love the customization!
She's like VIB G YOR, but I'm like , "ROY G BIV, There will be no speeding up of the pro cess!" Heeyah bitch! I'ma midnight fit fly, just a smart mothafucka if I die I'm dry. Yeah. All Right. They say, don't trust we me won't.
I just fucked ESi and Taylor at about 6:00 haha! I fucked ESi and Taylor together (her real name?), and it was lit! I used my own two condoms, and I cleaned up so nobody knows! Lol, you treat girls with respect, and you get respect back! Nosotros to the end! Taylor said something about Nosotros and, "Don't worry, we're here to make you happy. We know we made your dreams come truea!" (Truer!). I told 'em the pharmacy has everything I need. Nosotros to the end! I don't like threesomes, but I wanted to have one anyway! It was a great first time, and I'm glad I had one! She liked to suck me, but I managed to put it in haha! Taylor fucked me a lot and sucked me off. I kissed both of them, and I kissed Taylor's pussy. I kissed ESi's ass a lot. Haha, I won't forget their beautiful eyes! She whips my ass, the white bitch!
I don't like Mobas. They lack resolve. I came so close to nuking MW, and we boosted one time, me and Josh Rosa! I've upgraded my guns in Modern Warfare lol. I love the customization!
She's like VIB G YOR, but I'm like , "ROY G BIV, There will be no speeding up of the pro cess!" Heeyah bitch! I'ma midnight fit fly, just a smart mothafucka if I die I'm dry. Yeah. All Right. They say, don't trust we me won't.
June 24, 2022: 6:19 p.m. - I jacked off after drinking some sweet tea and found it difficult to feel my dick and keep an erection for a couple minutes. I can see mercurial rainbows and red slashes in the dark and when I close my eyes. My vision is slightly blurring too. Playing Dead Island again after nine years, I still find the zombie feminine form attractive, which is what caused me to go jack off. The bikini laden female models in Dead Island are much better than the nude models I undress in Skyrim.
7:55 p.m. - My life is but a single point on the universe's circle of nigh unimaginable radius.
10:07 p.m. - I don't think I've ever written this down, but given my history with groups of black people, I am a white supremacist. I think white people should maintain the upper echelons of power so as to secure the vindications of their brethren despite the past vendettas with niggers ever since they first hailed to America as slaves and continuing until only 60 years ago. I think it's dangerous to give a minority group power as seen with the conservative Sunni minority in Iraq and the continued genocide led by the radical ISIS group. The same thing might be observed if a black flag was raised here. I think the majority, whites, should retain control of the government, especially the military and prisons, lest the minority groups begin weaponizing those industries like the careless needle that was used by that fat black jailhouse nurse in my tuberculosis test. It's like the blacks who are proud to have members of their race be in a position of power. I think it's important to have people of my color, whites, in positions of power given the prevalence of racism in today's society. It's like the tribes of Native Americans who thought their clan should have the most power to best represent themselves, and it's also similar to the United Nations and their committees. The racism towards Asians and whites by blacks is there. I grew up around someone calling me "cracker" although we later acquiesced. In time the same reduction in racial tension can happen with the races in America, but even then I would still want people like me to be in positions of power to best represent me: white atheists. I do believe in equal treatment for people regardless of their color, but I want to stay as far away as possible from black people and latinos.
7:55 p.m. - My life is but a single point on the universe's circle of nigh unimaginable radius.
10:07 p.m. - I don't think I've ever written this down, but given my history with groups of black people, I am a white supremacist. I think white people should maintain the upper echelons of power so as to secure the vindications of their brethren despite the past vendettas with niggers ever since they first hailed to America as slaves and continuing until only 60 years ago. I think it's dangerous to give a minority group power as seen with the conservative Sunni minority in Iraq and the continued genocide led by the radical ISIS group. The same thing might be observed if a black flag was raised here. I think the majority, whites, should retain control of the government, especially the military and prisons, lest the minority groups begin weaponizing those industries like the careless needle that was used by that fat black jailhouse nurse in my tuberculosis test. It's like the blacks who are proud to have members of their race be in a position of power. I think it's important to have people of my color, whites, in positions of power given the prevalence of racism in today's society. It's like the tribes of Native Americans who thought their clan should have the most power to best represent themselves, and it's also similar to the United Nations and their committees. The racism towards Asians and whites by blacks is there. I grew up around someone calling me "cracker" although we later acquiesced. In time the same reduction in racial tension can happen with the races in America, but even then I would still want people like me to be in positions of power to best represent me: white atheists. I do believe in equal treatment for people regardless of their color, but I want to stay as far away as possible from black people and latinos.
October 19, 2022: 9:59 a.m. - A while back, I casually mentioned during a Microsoft meeting that I might have trouble talking to foreigners and understanding their accent. It was a subject of discussion for like 30 seconds. The very next morning, some guy, Travis Lowdermilk, pressed me for a meeting like it was some kind of big concern. Another weird part was when this guy said, "Tell you what" over Teams.
Now this morning I've got an email from the Workplace Investigations Team demanding I meet today over a "concern related to my alleged behavior in the workplace." I was worried this job would be some kind of BS to screw me over harder. I guess I'll see then. Perhaps it is a test of my character to see how I handle it. Perhaps they're looking for any excuse to lay people off.
11:12 a.m. - My right eyebrow feels like it's bubbling with foam. It's healing from my hunger strike.
11:46 a.m. - It's still bubbling and has been on and off for about a minute at a time since 10:30. Now my head is vibrating in the top left just above my temple. I wonder what's going to happen with the changes induced by amphetamine.
2:24 p.m. - I've had a couple bouts of nausea that lasted a few seconds. My right ear has been hurting for about two minutes. My right eyebrow is still foaming.
6:19 p.m. - Wow, I was right. That dude Ben from that meeting said I said Microsoft shouldn't hire foreigners. I was also pressed about my website. I assume it was for its NSFW content, but that was never disclosed to me, and I didn't ask. I did explain it was NSFW, and I don't intend to associate with Microsoft.
6:52 p.m. - It is important I don't publish this. This could hinder my future efforts to procure my various drugs. I would have to publish this posthumously or something. Who cares about this other than some esoteric researcher?
<Retrospective> 10/30/22: 8:15 a.m. - The guy who reported me was probably named Ben. I'll have to look up his last name.
Now this morning I've got an email from the Workplace Investigations Team demanding I meet today over a "concern related to my alleged behavior in the workplace." I was worried this job would be some kind of BS to screw me over harder. I guess I'll see then. Perhaps it is a test of my character to see how I handle it. Perhaps they're looking for any excuse to lay people off.
11:12 a.m. - My right eyebrow feels like it's bubbling with foam. It's healing from my hunger strike.
11:46 a.m. - It's still bubbling and has been on and off for about a minute at a time since 10:30. Now my head is vibrating in the top left just above my temple. I wonder what's going to happen with the changes induced by amphetamine.
2:24 p.m. - I've had a couple bouts of nausea that lasted a few seconds. My right ear has been hurting for about two minutes. My right eyebrow is still foaming.
6:19 p.m. - Wow, I was right. That dude Ben from that meeting said I said Microsoft shouldn't hire foreigners. I was also pressed about my website. I assume it was for its NSFW content, but that was never disclosed to me, and I didn't ask. I did explain it was NSFW, and I don't intend to associate with Microsoft.
6:52 p.m. - It is important I don't publish this. This could hinder my future efforts to procure my various drugs. I would have to publish this posthumously or something. Who cares about this other than some esoteric researcher?
<Retrospective> 10/30/22: 8:15 a.m. - The guy who reported me was probably named Ben. I'll have to look up his last name.
His entries over the last few months show a descent into paranoia and an obsession about a murder of a Microsoft executive that occurred last year.
One of his hobbies was writing video games, one of which was "Anne Frank Simulator"
There's probably plenty more crazy shit to find on his personal website: https://josephcantrell.org/ (Archive)
Reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/echidnasarepinky/
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I'm irrationally angry that he said c'est la vie and then explained it. Bitch, you should have just said it in English in the first place then. Now you're not only speaking French, but you're insulting my intelligence too.
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Aren't they one and the same?
SquidDaddy
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Funny incel dude that periodically makes YouTube channels goes insane and stalks anyone involved. His Facebook and socials are a treat with occasionally days long rants about schizophrenic shit.
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