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This is some major autism. Appropriately enough the person who unironically retweeted this is autistic and I need to write about him one of these days.
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Already talked about him, but I think he fits well around here. KataraLover is infamous in places like Fanpop where he wants everybody to follow his opinion. He mostly spergs and throws temper tantrums about cartoons, shitty edits, crappy kids films (while claiming to be mature/intelligent and have "taste") and whatnot. And he's also a devout follower of the church of Walker.
http://www.fanpop.com/fans/KataraLover/content/comments
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I know who this is, holy shit
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Oh gosh, I know who this is too! My brother used to watch his Let's Plays. I think he used to be a fairly big figure in the Let's Play community. Never watched his stuff myself, but if this is the kind of thing he gets up to in his free time I'm kind of glad I didn't. I went to his YouTube channel expecting to hear some whiny little kid, but from the sound of things he's a fully grown man(child).
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Anyone remember that photo that went viral some years back of a very depressed looking fat guy offering a flower to Megan Fox and her either not noticing or not caring? Sometiles I wonder what that guy's story was.
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I seem to remember that it was in the news shortly after that she publicly apologized to the guy.
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She was also supposed to meet him in New York. He flew out there to meet her, but then Michael Jackson died and she hightailed it back to Los Angeles before it could happen. Poor kid.
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here are a few ones for you guys. i've sorta been kicking these around but never quite saw fit to make real threads on them (partially because i don't think any of these people deserve the kind of treatment they'd receive with a big thread).
note that these people all dox themselves fairly frequently.
if you are curious about any of these people i can probably fill in some blanks as needed.
this guy is my favorite and i'm sharing this with you guys in the hopes that you will not fuck this one up. active within the last couple of weeks
cyststemddevil (or variations) is an unmedicated paranoid schizophrenic man who came to the attention of /r9k/ in a one-off thread back in 2010. back in 2010, casuals really didn't understand facebook privacy and some guy made youropenbook.org, which was a public facebook status search engine (it's now dead because facebook has this function built in now). naturally /r9k/ looked up all time classic search terms such as "beta as fuck" and "niggers" and found this guy's now-deleted facebook profile, which was fortuitously set to public.
his name is christian j. buchanan and he lives in the tampa, florida area. more on this later.
links:
http://cyststemddevil.deviantart.com/ (most of his insanity is catalogued here in the journal section)
http://www.youtube.com/user/cyststemddevil/videos (he also makes bizarre videos)
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/chrisb92083 (he has had other accounts, this one is notable because he doesn't sound completely insane for once)
http://www.singlesaroundme.com/ShowUser_uid_cyststemddevil.aspx
http://www.connectingsingles.com/dating-forum-user-cyststemddevil.htm?si=1010
http://www.bandmix.com/cyststemddevil/
http://imageshack.us/user/cyststemddevil (none of these images load anymore)
http://myspace.com/murder_the_italians (dead)
http://twitter.com/cyststemddevil (dead)
http://myspace.com/cyststemddevil10 (dead)
http://www.facebook.com/cyststemddevil100 (dead)
there is some limited evidence that he was on tinychan at some point
https://www.tinychan.org/topic/118 etc, tripcode !NrzNAFPLAQ
the meat of this stuff is in the deviantart account, where he makes journal entries that all kind of look like this:
this quote actually really captures this dude's flavor of schizophrenia as he tends to focus on a few points in all of his word salad manifestos:
- everybody except him because america is retarded and needs to be killed
- people of various nationalities/ethnicities, with a heavy focus on europe, also deserve to be killed
- no gf
- buying gf for $1000
- chris has undergone years worth of isolation and unhappiness
- he is the best musician
his youtube account sort of elaborates on the last point, as it contains a number of songs he wrote. they're all metal-ish guitar shredding. i cannot assess how good he is at the guitar because i don't know how hard what he is doing is
his "video personal" series is good too:
okay, so who is this dude?
Christian J. Buchanan, born 09/20/1983 in Tampa, Florida, grew up in the area with two brothers and a seemingly normal, supportive family. i don't want to get his relatives too involved in this, given that they are all happy, functional adults with wives, children, etc., but they are there to the degree that they provide biographical detail. he seems to have grown up in the suburb of Brandon, Florida, where he graduated from Brandon High School in 2002. he suggests in his okcupid account that he became an alcoholic at some point in 2001, as his alcoholism lasted 12 years until he became sober in early 2013. he continues to live in a mediocre apartment in the tampa area, though his means of support are unclear (perhaps tugboat).
in either late 2002 or early 2003, he made his deviantart page, which persists as the most in-depth record of his deteriorating life and mental state. you can find some evidence of him interacting with other early deviantart users--he's not openly insane and can talk via text to other people without losing it. unfortunately all of his journal entries prior to 2011 have been deleted for some reason, but perhaps someone with more interest in fucking with archive.org or another caching utility might be able to find more. in any case he was clearly insane by 2010, when /r9k/ found him.
2004 was a bad year for chris as it found him constantly getting arrested for shit:
- http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Christian_Buchanan_4623649/ (age 20: aggravated assault w/deadly weapon, improper display of weapon; both reduced to misdemeanors)
- http://www.bustedmugshots.com/florida/brandon/christian-buchanan/23773601 (filling out false info on a pawnbroker's form)
- http://www.bustedmugshots.com/florida/brandon/christian-buchanan/23382071 (grand theft, 3rd degree)
i don't think he actually spent time in jail, probably because this guy really does seem to be unhinged.
when we found his facebook account, it was full of public statuses that were more or less exactly what he journals about, except sometimes they were edited for length. something you can probably notice if you look through his writing is that some of it is copy/pasted, but a staggering amount of it is re-written. perhaps the saddest part of it was a post on one of his earliest available statuses, courtesy of a guy i later identified as his brother, saying something like "You okay, bro? Sounds like you forgot to take your meds again..."
in 2013 he went to rehab "again," evidently against his will, but that trip apparently actually worked as he is now sober and won't stop whining about it. around this time, he was supplementing his (non-existent?) income by doing online surveys for petty cash. at some point i also think he might have worked in a hospital (unpaid probably, maybe part of a program). his most recent life event seems to be his affiliation with the salvation army, who has (or had?) him working at a thrift store. he seems to want them all dead now, but i don't know if this is because he had a falling out with them or just because he's insane. also, at some point in this time frame, he started going to a community college and somehow acquired a car.
curiously, chris basically dropped off the internet all throughout 2015. i figured he had finally received the mental health services he needed, was put on effective meds, and was finally going to get his shit together. then a few months ago he started posting insane shit on deviantart again and we're back down the rabbit hole.
for fun, chris likes to sit in his apartment and noodle around on his electric guitar, poorly use dating services to fail to find hot singles in his area, and shave his facial hair into exceptionally stupid designs. he also likes the tampa bay rays, which is kind of endearing because his whole family seem to be pretty invested in tampa bay baseball and it suggests a time where chris wasn't a complete hermit. his deviantart does contain some "art" (a few poems, some stupid photoshop failures, and some patently schizophrenic mspaint shit) but is mostly just word salad.
/r9k/ interest in him died with the thread he was discovered in and i may actually be one of the last people on the internet who still retains most of this knowledge. if you are interested in this guy and have questions, i might be able to help--i've tried to dump my knowledge here but there's plenty of tangential stuff that i didn't include.
cyststemddevil (or variations) is an unmedicated paranoid schizophrenic man who came to the attention of /r9k/ in a one-off thread back in 2010. back in 2010, casuals really didn't understand facebook privacy and some guy made youropenbook.org, which was a public facebook status search engine (it's now dead because facebook has this function built in now). naturally /r9k/ looked up all time classic search terms such as "beta as fuck" and "niggers" and found this guy's now-deleted facebook profile, which was fortuitously set to public.
his name is christian j. buchanan and he lives in the tampa, florida area. more on this later.
links:
http://cyststemddevil.deviantart.com/ (most of his insanity is catalogued here in the journal section)
http://www.youtube.com/user/cyststemddevil/videos (he also makes bizarre videos)
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/chrisb92083 (he has had other accounts, this one is notable because he doesn't sound completely insane for once)
http://www.singlesaroundme.com/ShowUser_uid_cyststemddevil.aspx
http://www.connectingsingles.com/dating-forum-user-cyststemddevil.htm?si=1010
http://www.bandmix.com/cyststemddevil/
http://imageshack.us/user/cyststemddevil (none of these images load anymore)
http://myspace.com/murder_the_italians (dead)
http://twitter.com/cyststemddevil (dead)
http://myspace.com/cyststemddevil10 (dead)
http://www.facebook.com/cyststemddevil100 (dead)
there is some limited evidence that he was on tinychan at some point
https://www.tinychan.org/topic/118 etc, tripcode !NrzNAFPLAQ
the meat of this stuff is in the deviantart account, where he makes journal entries that all kind of look like this:
chris b said:
this quote actually really captures this dude's flavor of schizophrenia as he tends to focus on a few points in all of his word salad manifestos:
- everybody except him because america is retarded and needs to be killed
- people of various nationalities/ethnicities, with a heavy focus on europe, also deserve to be killed
- no gf
- buying gf for $1000
- chris has undergone years worth of isolation and unhappiness
- he is the best musician
his youtube account sort of elaborates on the last point, as it contains a number of songs he wrote. they're all metal-ish guitar shredding. i cannot assess how good he is at the guitar because i don't know how hard what he is doing is
his "video personal" series is good too:
okay, so who is this dude?
Christian J. Buchanan, born 09/20/1983 in Tampa, Florida, grew up in the area with two brothers and a seemingly normal, supportive family. i don't want to get his relatives too involved in this, given that they are all happy, functional adults with wives, children, etc., but they are there to the degree that they provide biographical detail. he seems to have grown up in the suburb of Brandon, Florida, where he graduated from Brandon High School in 2002. he suggests in his okcupid account that he became an alcoholic at some point in 2001, as his alcoholism lasted 12 years until he became sober in early 2013. he continues to live in a mediocre apartment in the tampa area, though his means of support are unclear (perhaps tugboat).
in either late 2002 or early 2003, he made his deviantart page, which persists as the most in-depth record of his deteriorating life and mental state. you can find some evidence of him interacting with other early deviantart users--he's not openly insane and can talk via text to other people without losing it. unfortunately all of his journal entries prior to 2011 have been deleted for some reason, but perhaps someone with more interest in fucking with archive.org or another caching utility might be able to find more. in any case he was clearly insane by 2010, when /r9k/ found him.
2004 was a bad year for chris as it found him constantly getting arrested for shit:
- http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Christian_Buchanan_4623649/ (age 20: aggravated assault w/deadly weapon, improper display of weapon; both reduced to misdemeanors)
- http://www.bustedmugshots.com/florida/brandon/christian-buchanan/23773601 (filling out false info on a pawnbroker's form)
- http://www.bustedmugshots.com/florida/brandon/christian-buchanan/23382071 (grand theft, 3rd degree)
i don't think he actually spent time in jail, probably because this guy really does seem to be unhinged.
when we found his facebook account, it was full of public statuses that were more or less exactly what he journals about, except sometimes they were edited for length. something you can probably notice if you look through his writing is that some of it is copy/pasted, but a staggering amount of it is re-written. perhaps the saddest part of it was a post on one of his earliest available statuses, courtesy of a guy i later identified as his brother, saying something like "You okay, bro? Sounds like you forgot to take your meds again..."
in 2013 he went to rehab "again," evidently against his will, but that trip apparently actually worked as he is now sober and won't stop whining about it. around this time, he was supplementing his (non-existent?) income by doing online surveys for petty cash. at some point i also think he might have worked in a hospital (unpaid probably, maybe part of a program). his most recent life event seems to be his affiliation with the salvation army, who has (or had?) him working at a thrift store. he seems to want them all dead now, but i don't know if this is because he had a falling out with them or just because he's insane. also, at some point in this time frame, he started going to a community college and somehow acquired a car.
curiously, chris basically dropped off the internet all throughout 2015. i figured he had finally received the mental health services he needed, was put on effective meds, and was finally going to get his shit together. then a few months ago he started posting insane shit on deviantart again and we're back down the rabbit hole.
for fun, chris likes to sit in his apartment and noodle around on his electric guitar, poorly use dating services to fail to find hot singles in his area, and shave his facial hair into exceptionally stupid designs. he also likes the tampa bay rays, which is kind of endearing because his whole family seem to be pretty invested in tampa bay baseball and it suggests a time where chris wasn't a complete hermit. his deviantart does contain some "art" (a few poems, some stupid photoshop failures, and some patently schizophrenic mspaint shit) but is mostly just word salad.
/r9k/ interest in him died with the thread he was discovered in and i may actually be one of the last people on the internet who still retains most of this knowledge. if you are interested in this guy and have questions, i might be able to help--i've tried to dump my knowledge here but there's plenty of tangential stuff that i didn't include.
props to some guy in chat a month or two ago who found this guy while looking for something else.
it's pretty tough to get a precise spelling on this man's real name, but i'm pretty sure it's Suleiman Sami Azar. this gets anglicized most commonly to Solomon Sam/Sami Azar. born 1/16/1965, Suleiman sometimes goes by "noblefuse" which is the name of his wacky website, http://www.noblefuse.com/ . the short story on this guy is that he's a schizophrenic electric engineer who has a number of strange delusions. among them:
- he thinks he has invented safe nuclear fusion, somehow using lightning. even if i had a scientific background i'm pretty sure this would still be incoherent
- he is the messiah (possibly because of the reason given above, but he really does mean it in a second-coming sense)
- atheists are homosexuals and must be fought on the righteous battlefield of youtube comments
- he is the real star of a viral video made by a garbage pickup company in alaska or something. see: this page in which he flips out at liveleak commenters (!)
many of his works are accessible on google books. here is "Atheists are disgruntled homosexuals":
https://books.google.com/books?id=v...ce=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false
links:
https://www.facebook.com/solomon.azar
https://www.facebook.com/ssazar
http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/noblefuse (here are all his books)
http://www.liveleak.com/c/noblefuse
https://twitter.com/noblefuse
https://vimeo.com/user366894
https://myspace.com/noblefuse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Noblefuse (pay attention to https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Azar&diff=190809511&oldid=190808901 )
http://www.topix.com/forum/energy/nuclear-energy/T4KDQOUBQT1HNE5A6 this one appears to show Suleiman talking to himself about his own insane pseudoscience
http://peswiki.com/index.php/Directory:Noblefuse_Electromagnetic_Fusion (check out the edit history here)
http://sam-azar.com/ (dead)
this guy has like 2 million youtube accounts. you can tell which ones are his by that fucking camo bucket hat picture of him
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS-yDFPkaB41FkPBh3YTHFA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj_e36nGlfA8qIOAL2tyEEg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzrnKk1MH4IGLNA-mAXclLw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvYFeyxG9BAEUoM1jaFZuMw
this is a good primer, though many of his videos are about his fusion thing and are less interesting
okay, so who is this dude?
Suleiman seems to have been born into a large syrian immigrant family. the Azar clan is big and confusing and, for reasons that elude me, seem to not care very much about how crazy Suleiman is. as best as I can tell, Suleiman was born in Allentown, PA and has lived in the area for most of his life. he graduated from Catasauqua High School in 1983 (he shows up at 0:42 in the top left corner in this video), which is on the north side of the Allentown area. he still lives in the area.
Suleiman most likely went to Cal Poly for his undergraduate work like he claims, as he did actually live in an address in San Luis Obispo, CA. i have no clue what he did with his life after attending university, but it seems to have involved him ending up back in Pennsylvania with his family.
The messiah shit seems to have come about in the late 90s. He attributes it to several weird coincidences (his name, propinquity of Bethleham, PA, street he lives on, etc) but also sometimes suggests that his messiah status is proven by his nuclear fusion work.
I would try to explain the nuclear fusion thing but it is timecube levels of incoherent, made worse by the fact that this guy's actually apparently educated in the field, so he can deploy weird jargon with even more disregard.
The best thing IMO about this guy is his books where he argues with youtube trolls who question his divinity, nuclear fusion work, etc.
also, he has a girlfriend.
it's pretty tough to get a precise spelling on this man's real name, but i'm pretty sure it's Suleiman Sami Azar. this gets anglicized most commonly to Solomon Sam/Sami Azar. born 1/16/1965, Suleiman sometimes goes by "noblefuse" which is the name of his wacky website, http://www.noblefuse.com/ . the short story on this guy is that he's a schizophrenic electric engineer who has a number of strange delusions. among them:
- he thinks he has invented safe nuclear fusion, somehow using lightning. even if i had a scientific background i'm pretty sure this would still be incoherent
- he is the messiah (possibly because of the reason given above, but he really does mean it in a second-coming sense)
- atheists are homosexuals and must be fought on the righteous battlefield of youtube comments
- he is the real star of a viral video made by a garbage pickup company in alaska or something. see: this page in which he flips out at liveleak commenters (!)
many of his works are accessible on google books. here is "Atheists are disgruntled homosexuals":
https://books.google.com/books?id=v...ce=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false
links:
https://www.facebook.com/solomon.azar
https://www.facebook.com/ssazar
http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/noblefuse (here are all his books)
http://www.liveleak.com/c/noblefuse
https://twitter.com/noblefuse
https://vimeo.com/user366894
https://myspace.com/noblefuse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Noblefuse (pay attention to https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Azar&diff=190809511&oldid=190808901 )
http://www.topix.com/forum/energy/nuclear-energy/T4KDQOUBQT1HNE5A6 this one appears to show Suleiman talking to himself about his own insane pseudoscience
http://peswiki.com/index.php/Directory:Noblefuse_Electromagnetic_Fusion (check out the edit history here)
http://sam-azar.com/ (dead)
this guy has like 2 million youtube accounts. you can tell which ones are his by that fucking camo bucket hat picture of him
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS-yDFPkaB41FkPBh3YTHFA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj_e36nGlfA8qIOAL2tyEEg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzrnKk1MH4IGLNA-mAXclLw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvYFeyxG9BAEUoM1jaFZuMw
okay, so who is this dude?
Suleiman seems to have been born into a large syrian immigrant family. the Azar clan is big and confusing and, for reasons that elude me, seem to not care very much about how crazy Suleiman is. as best as I can tell, Suleiman was born in Allentown, PA and has lived in the area for most of his life. he graduated from Catasauqua High School in 1983 (he shows up at 0:42 in the top left corner in this video), which is on the north side of the Allentown area. he still lives in the area.
Suleiman most likely went to Cal Poly for his undergraduate work like he claims, as he did actually live in an address in San Luis Obispo, CA. i have no clue what he did with his life after attending university, but it seems to have involved him ending up back in Pennsylvania with his family.
The messiah shit seems to have come about in the late 90s. He attributes it to several weird coincidences (his name, propinquity of Bethleham, PA, street he lives on, etc) but also sometimes suggests that his messiah status is proven by his nuclear fusion work.
I would try to explain the nuclear fusion thing but it is timecube levels of incoherent, made worse by the fact that this guy's actually apparently educated in the field, so he can deploy weird jargon with even more disregard.
The best thing IMO about this guy is his books where he argues with youtube trolls who question his divinity, nuclear fusion work, etc.
also, he has a girlfriend.
i made a thread on this guy that got no replies so i'm just going to put it here, where it probably fits better.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/free_aec-allan-eric-carlson-batshit-insane-ex-con-phillies-fan.15733/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/free_aec-allan-eric-carlson-batshit-insane-ex-con-phillies-fan.15733/
note that these people all dox themselves fairly frequently.
if you are curious about any of these people i can probably fill in some blanks as needed.
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So some idiot named mtndewdrnker726 had a spat with Chuggaaconroy over his upload schedule. Mountain Dew guy is pissed that Chuggaa isn't uploading videos every day. Mountain Dew Guy proceeded to dramatically announce that he was unsubscribing from Chugga on YouTube and for whatever reason brought up the fact that his mother died from cancer.
http://archive.is/P1eby
The Tweets that were supposedly disrespectful.
http://archive.is/U4hYi
http://archive.is/DMfEu
http://archive.is/8CS7j
http://archive.is/qERns
http://archive.is/HEaCU
http://archive.is/z2OtH
http://archive.is/roNjN
http://archive.is/5V6Xd
http://archive.is/P1eby
The Tweets that were supposedly disrespectful.
http://archive.is/U4hYi
http://archive.is/DMfEu
http://archive.is/8CS7j
http://archive.is/qERns
http://archive.is/HEaCU
http://archive.is/z2OtH
http://archive.is/roNjN
http://archive.is/5V6Xd
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Cynosura
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Back when I just made my DA account, there was this one person who I think was the first otherkin I ever met way before Tumblr was a thing. She's no longer active, and I never interacted with her directly, but she was friends with some of my aqcuaintances so I visited her page every once in a while before she left DA completely.
First of all, she was a Neo-Nazi who bragged about having actual Nazi ancestors, and how much she loves Hitler and hates people who defeated the Third Reich, while at the same time living in Russia and claiming that she actually loves the country she lives in as well as people and culture of it (but absolutely hates USSR or Russian Federation). How does a combination of pro-Nazi views and love for people Nazis deemed as subhuman even work is beyond my understanding.
Have a journal of her inviting people to a Neo-Nazi site (note: this site's blocked due to court's decision)
On top of that, she also had an interest in parapsychology. She claimed that she saw visions of her previous lives in her dreams (those lives including her being a Nazi and a hyaenadon), and that she could visit other people in their dreams, or even hurt them if she wanted to. She even gave private lessons in parapsychology to some of her friends (or at least tried to). She also claimed that movies like Nightmare on Elm Street and Rise of the Guardians are an accurate representation of actual creatures that live in parallel worlds. And yeah she did mention having mental illnesses.
A journal where she talks about her past life/kin/fursona origin (not in English though, but I was feeling especially masochistic today so here's a translation)
Did I mention she was a Nazi in one of her previous lives? Oh yeah, in this journal (which I don't have time to translate) she says one of the reasons she hates USSR so much is because the commies killed her squad and her Nazi love of her life during WWII.
She moved accounts, but her other account is empty unfortunately.
First of all, she was a Neo-Nazi who bragged about having actual Nazi ancestors, and how much she loves Hitler and hates people who defeated the Third Reich, while at the same time living in Russia and claiming that she actually loves the country she lives in as well as people and culture of it (but absolutely hates USSR or Russian Federation). How does a combination of pro-Nazi views and love for people Nazis deemed as subhuman even work is beyond my understanding.
Have a journal of her inviting people to a Neo-Nazi site (note: this site's blocked due to court's decision)
On top of that, she also had an interest in parapsychology. She claimed that she saw visions of her previous lives in her dreams (those lives including her being a Nazi and a hyaenadon), and that she could visit other people in their dreams, or even hurt them if she wanted to. She even gave private lessons in parapsychology to some of her friends (or at least tried to). She also claimed that movies like Nightmare on Elm Street and Rise of the Guardians are an accurate representation of actual creatures that live in parallel worlds. And yeah she did mention having mental illnesses.
A journal where she talks about her past life/kin/fursona origin (not in English though, but I was feeling especially masochistic today so here's a translation)
Actually, I found many mythological beasts.
Humans were always afraid of them.
Always avoided them.
There are numerous legends and tales about them.
They star in many video games and movies.
And they all look exactly like Baice.
Yes!
And no, I never referenced or copied any of them.
And what do I do if I have blue eyes and dark gray hair?! And what do I do if I'm a fucking white hyaenadon?!
Look for yourself what "monsters" I found.
It includes the beast of Gévaudan, and barghest, and werewolves...
I don't even know what to think...
In life before my previous life, I was... fucking people up in a body like this?
But considering that we lived during Renaissance... Everything is possible. Right now, I still can't remember much...
Humans were always afraid of them.
Always avoided them.
There are numerous legends and tales about them.
They star in many video games and movies.
And they all look exactly like Baice.
Yes!
And no, I never referenced or copied any of them.
And what do I do if I have blue eyes and dark gray hair?! And what do I do if I'm a fucking white hyaenadon?!
Look for yourself what "monsters" I found.
It includes the beast of Gévaudan, and barghest, and werewolves...
I don't even know what to think...
In life before my previous life, I was... fucking people up in a body like this?
But considering that we lived during Renaissance... Everything is possible. Right now, I still can't remember much...
She moved accounts, but her other account is empty unfortunately.
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Here's a horrorcow all the way from the early days of the internet, Jake Baker.
He was a writer of snuff stories on Usenet's alt.sex.storys boad, who got arrested for submitting stories about raping and murdering one of his classmates. Essentially a proto-Marijan.
http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/ilaw/Speech/Baker1.html
He was a writer of snuff stories on Usenet's alt.sex.storys boad, who got arrested for submitting stories about raping and murdering one of his classmates. Essentially a proto-Marijan.
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All charges against him were dismissed and the dismissal was upheld on appeal.
That makes him a. . .shit. . .a free speech hero? Kind of? Sort of?
Fuck you free speech, I hate supporting you as much as I do.
nude tayne
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it's crazy how much case law originates from someone being belligerently autistic and someone else overreacting to it
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Has anyone here heard of the "CompleX?" They're a weird little group of fans of the X-Men comics (not sure if they named themselves or not) who think that the Marvel corporation is intentionally trying to sink the sales of the X-Men titles. This is because Marvel isn't legally allowed to make X-Men films; the rights belong to Fox, and the deal was heavily in Fox's favor due to being made while Marvel was in bankruptcy in the '90s. The CompleX, like any good group of conspiracy theorists, are known for jumping through tons of hoops to make their theories work; for instance, one of their key pieces of evidence is an anecdote for which the only source is infamous writer Rob Liefeld, who is a lolcow himself by the way.
Of note is that Rich Johnston, webmaster of comic news website BleedingCool, appears to either believe the theories or simply be egging the theorists on for the lulz.
Of note is that Rich Johnston, webmaster of comic news website BleedingCool, appears to either believe the theories or simply be egging the theorists on for the lulz.
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Soo...BenJJedi...We talked about him in the DeviantArt Horrors thread but honestly this guy goes way back. He's your typical autistic manchild with a hard on for cartoons, and he's quite infamous for saying a few horrible things here and there (more than anything throwing autistic tantrums over cartoons and people not liking the movies he likes).
Most of his antics can be seen in the UltimateDisney/DVDizzy forums (he's known as DisneyJedi there), where he quite stands out. I can't look through every post he made, since he's quite a vocal and old member and apparently to this day he still posts, but I remember he once wished for John Lasseter or something to get a heart attack just because a movie he liked didn't win an award.
He also has a gay crush on the dumb alligator from the Princess and the Frog and has threatened to go kamikaze on us if we don't like the character.
I think he also has a Youtube channel, darthvalor07.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIHDj1u7U1wxo7lY_86zlag Apparently he also requests people to make "trailers" for his fake movies.
Some jewels he said:
Most of his antics can be seen in the UltimateDisney/DVDizzy forums (he's known as DisneyJedi there), where he quite stands out. I can't look through every post he made, since he's quite a vocal and old member and apparently to this day he still posts, but I remember he once wished for John Lasseter or something to get a heart attack just because a movie he liked didn't win an award.
He also has a gay crush on the dumb alligator from the Princess and the Frog and has threatened to go kamikaze on us if we don't like the character.I think he also has a Youtube channel, darthvalor07.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIHDj1u7U1wxo7lY_86zlag Apparently he also requests people to make "trailers" for his fake movies.
Some jewels he said:
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"excuse the pun". Where's the pun? Seriously, am I missing something - as far as I can see there's no pun to excuse. Anyway, if there were a pun it'd be the least of the problems this post has.
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He's apparently triggered by the concept of a breakout character.
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There are SO many lolcows overly attached to kids' media from the '90s and early 2000s. Sonic is, of course, the standout, but Spongebob, Fairly Oddparents, Power Rangers and ESPECIALLY Invader Zim fandoms are loaded with winners.
Wi-fi Calcium
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I just can't get enough of TUFF Puppy fans. I'd never think that a show that I just forget about when I was younger has so many autistic fantards. It's amazing. Just about anyone in that fandom is of lolcow worthy status.
http://magic-kristina-kw.deviantart.com/
Obessive fan of Kristina Kittensworth:
http://callewis.deviantart.com/journal/
http://callewis2.deviantart.com/journal/
Some other exceptional people from that fandom
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1382431/Homeydaclown
Trains that are TUFF Puppy fans
TUFF Puppy fan on a train forum
http://magic-kristina-kw.deviantart.com/
Obessive fan of Kristina Kittensworth:
http://callewis.deviantart.com/journal/
http://callewis2.deviantart.com/journal/
Some other exceptional people from that fandom
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1382431/Homeydaclown
Trains that are TUFF Puppy fans
TUFF Puppy fan on a train forum
MysticMisty
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I'm not surprised he has a thing for that alligator, there are pictures of it all over his DeviantArt gallery.Soo...BenJJedi...We talked about him in the DeviantArt Horrors thread but honestly this guy goes way back. He's your typical autistic manchild with a hard on for cartoons, and he's quite infamous for saying a few horrible things here and there (more than anything throwing autistic tantrums over cartoons and people not liking the movies he likes).
Most of his antics can be seen in the UltimateDisney/DVDizzy forums (he's known as DisneyJedi there), where he quite stands out. I can't look through every post he made, since he's quite a vocal and old member and apparently to this day he still posts, but I remember he once wished for John Lasseter or something to get a heart attack just because a movie he liked didn't win an award.
I think he also has a Youtube channel, darthvalor07.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIHDj1u7U1wxo7lY_86zlag Apparently he also requests people to make "trailers" for his fake movies.
Some jewels he said:
Here, we have Louis the Alligator sharing a major hug with Charlotte "Lottie" La Bouff and Spike the Baby Dragon in time for Christmas. In fanon, I can imagine Louis and Lottie becoming real sweethearts and great parental figures (perhaps even great parents) to Spike.
This time, we have two of my favorite Disney characters, Louis the alligator (from The Princess and the Frog) and James P. "Sulley" Sullivan (from Monsters University and Monsters, Inc.), standing side by side like the best buddies that they are. Because let's face it. If Louis and Sulley met in real life, there's an excellent chance they'd get along and be the best of friends.
Right, umm.... I should explain.
To make a long story short, I asked Benny to do a pic of Louis in a really sexy pose and he delivered. And the rose in his teeth is basically the icing on the cake!
And to be completely honest, as a bi, I... well... Gosh. For some reason, I always thought Louis was hot to begin with!Well, for an animated gator, anyway.
What's this? Another commission from the talented ~BennytheBeast. It's pretty simple here, Louis and Ariel are being friendly and all, giving each other a big hug. Funny enough, I do think they'd be AWESOME friends if they ever met in real life.
Seeing how golden his heart is, I think tha-. No, no. I know that Louis would be a spectacular father figure to Spike. Heck, he could even be an even better father to the little guy.
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this.
Number three out of four of commissions from ~BennytheBeast. One day, Louis and Tiger decided to take a walk in each other's shoes, so to speak. Here, we have Louis all decked out, being all badass and ready to take on the role of the good old-fashioned Western hero. Tiger, on the other hand, is wearing... only a smile as he plays Jazz music to his heart's content.
PS, the entire outfit Louis is wearing is the same outfit Tiger wore in the climax of An American Tail: Fievel Goes West.
The last one is noteworthy because Tiger seems to be his other husbando that shows up a fair amount in his gallery, including the one that brought my attention to this guy in the first place.
And to finish up I found this picture of his in scraps.
By the way he didn't draw any of the pictures I posted. He's shit at art so he commissions (or requests) people to create his "ideas" instead. He's also shit at writing but unfortunately that hasn't stopped him from rewriting various works with his favorite characters shoehorned into the roles.