Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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This happened months ago but I had no where to really share it then and I think this is the right kind of crowd for it anyway.

The guy who randomly gifted me a subscription to SaltyBet twitch sperged out and got me banned from their chat because I called him a coward which is apparently his trigger word.

He was hemming and hawing about placing a bet so I said "Do it, coward." The idea that someone would take offense to that kind of talk in a a silly fake gambling nonsense chat simply didnt occur to me.

This dude had a full on conniption fit in chat, but he's a power user. Spends tons of time and a significant amount of money on SaltyBet. So the mods came to his rescue.

I guess I might have been annoyed if it all wasnt so absurd or if I actually cared about SaltyBet.

Long story short, if you want to have a laugh go over to SaltyBet, find DrTruHett, or however he spelled it, and call him a coward. Work in the word Nigress for bonus points.
 
This guy isn't worthy of a full thread but he deserves some recognition, he was posted over in the random image page over in General and he caught my attention. This is the kind of old school crazy that should be documented.

Darwin Bedford, of Vancouver Canada, believes he is the Atheist Messiah.
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He came to attention in the thread when one of his pictures of him in a T-Shirt was posted. He has dozens of t-shirts you can buy at his website, 666shirts.com
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He also has websites dedicated to the denouncement of Islam but not Judaism.
Darwin is most active on social media. He tweets daily about the Russian War in Ukraine and regularly uploads cycling videos to his youtube channel that don't get any views. He also has a facebook page that I can't see because you need to log in to view.
He's also done some activism work, he walks through crowds and gives out pamphlets directing people to his website.


Here he is stopped and questioned by Canadian law enforcement.

According to the only comment on one video, he's been giving out flyers since the 80s.
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That's a cursory look at this guy. If someone wants to dig deeper, it shouldn't be too hard.
 
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Allow me to introduce you to Nadire Atas, a BPD narcissist straight from Toronto Ontario, Canada.

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Let this video set the mood.


New York Times Article on her

Update Jan. 25, 2022: Prosecutors in Toronto withdrew criminal charges, including charges of harassment and libel, against Nadire Atas on Dec. 7, 2021.

Nadire Atas, a Canadian woman who wrote thousands of online posts defaming her perceived enemies, was arrested on Tuesday by the police in Toronto. She was charged with crimes including harassment and libel, a Toronto police spokeswoman said.

Ms. Atas, 60, has waged online war against dozens of people in recent years, falsely accusing them of being scammers, thieves, sexual deviants and pedophiles. Her targets included a family that employed her 30 years ago; her mortgage lender; lawyers she had battled in court as well as those who had represented her; and the family members and colleagues of those people.
The arrest and charges followed a New York Times article published on Jan. 30 that detailed her campaign of harassment and defamation, illustrating the destruction that one person can wreak thanks to the hands-off postures of big tech companies like Google.

Ms. Atas was charged with 10 counts each of harassment, defamatory libel and spreading false information with the intent to alarm, said Caroline de Kloet, the police spokeswoman. “This was a lengthy, complex investigation involving numerous victims,” she said.
Last month, a Toronto judge ordered Ms. Atas to stop her online attacks against 45 people who had sued her for defamation. But posts continued to appear about the plaintiffs and their families on sites such as BadGirlReports and Cheaters.News.
Ms. Atas, who has told The Times that she had suffered from mental health problems in the past, did not respond to requests for comment about her arrest.
The Online Defamation Machine

A Vast Web of Vengeance
Outrageous lies destroyed Guy Babcock’s online reputation. When he went hunting for their source, what he discovered was worse than he could have imagined.
Jan. 30, 2021

The targets of Ms. Atas’s attacks — including Guy Babcock, whose family employed her at its Canadian real estate office — tried for years to get law enforcement to take criminal action against her, filing police reports in the United States, Britain and Canada, where her victims lived. The criminal charges filed this week are the first Ms. Atas has faced regarding her online posts.

Police recently became interested in the case, said Christina Wallis, a lawyer who has been involved in litigation with Ms. Atas since 2008 and was a target of her online attacks.
The day after The Times published its article, which quoted Ms. Wallis extensively, a site called GossipBlaze.com emailed her, saying it believed that Ms. Atas had “been spamming our submission form with tens if not hundreds of posts.”

“Almost all of them are from the same IP and we figured it might be helpful to pass you this info,” the email said, referring to an internet protocol address, a unique identifier used by a computer or a computer network.

Ms. Wallis shared the email and IP address with a group of victims who had previously contacted the police. One of them, Luc Groleau, determined that the IP address most likely originated from a computer at a hotel in eastern Toronto. Mr. Groleau shared the information with a lawyer, who said he had alerted the police to Ms. Atas’s whereabouts.

So basically, she tends to lie about anyone who has slighted her by calling them pedophiles, sexual deviants among other things.

What makes her a lolcow is that even though she has been exposed for trying to ruin people’s lives via defamation, she still doubles down on said lies.

As stated above, she sperged out at New York Times when they published that article so much that after spamming their notifications, she ended up taking it to court.

What I would give to have been a fly on the wall for this case

A couple things cited here gave me a chuckle.

In 2009, she was evicted from her building in Toronto. She is accused of retaliating by targeting Matt Cameron, a junior lawyer working with Wallis. In the same year, he received messages from men interested in meeting for sex. Someone had impersonated him, responded to raunchy Craigslist ads via email and gave his contact information. Metadata from the emails filed in court pointed to her involvement.

In 2016, Peoples Trust employees and lawyers including Wallis filed a defamation lawsuit against her. The judge told her to stop posting about the lawyers online. In December 2016, Ripoff Report took down 14 of her posts. In January 2017, she started calling Ripoff Report founder Ed Magedson. In the first call, she told him, “I’m frantic right now. I had posted reports. I just discovered that your company has removed some of the postings.”

I’m still trying to find more on her internet activity, because we need more Canadian lolcows on this site as far as I’m concerned.
 
Here's a MTF tranny that is lying and pretending to be the first man to get pregnant with a uterus transplant


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Too stupid to realise that women so heavily pregnant usually have swollen breasts as their body prepares to make milk for the baby, I see.
 
Soulism (also known as Universalist Horizontalism) is a far-left ideology founded by troons on Discord and Reddit (another). It is based on anarchism, nihilism, veganism, egoism, and sci-fi. It has barely any followers, and the few that exist like to infight. Its two main writers are Rayne and Azula.

Rayne has been around for longer than Azula and has been exiled from the community for not being a "real" Soulist. He then started his own line of thought, Raynism. He wrote another book before that which is 169 pages long.
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Archive.
He's also a complete sperg on the Discord. He apparently owned an earlier Discord server for the movement, but it got wiped due to him running it by authoritarian principles. Oh also he believes in magic.
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Azula is a pansexual vegan troon satanist otherkin bee yandare who likes drugs and gore. They run the current Discord server and the Soulist website where they have written about their drug use. The main page looks like a piece of shit.
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They have also uploaded their crazy scribbles which includes their want for all of existence to be destroyed and diagrams such as this:
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I had actually completely forgotten about this guy until earlier today when a friend of mine reminded me he existed. I had mused about making a thread on him ages ago but he deleted everything about 3 years ago. Supposedly you can still find some of his stuff on Bitchute.

Meet John Alan Martinson Jr.

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Imagine if you were to combine Jace Connors (except completely real), Ethan Ralph (complete with two baby mamas he walked out on also more overt antisemitism), and Brad Watson (but more Satanic than Jesus and more into Freemasonry) into one person and made them half black. That’s essentially what this guy is. This man was highly delusional, at one point doing a huge documentary on Jews with another oldschool Antisemite and White Nationalist Michael Delaney (also known as Prothink who could probably have his own thread). Shortly after that falling out the two had a feud as Prothink does with anyone he collaborates with for long periods of time.

Despite being half black Martinson moved in a lot of White Nationalist circles and bizarrely claimed at one point he would someday be King of North America. After the failure of his first relationship he nuked a lot of that content. He then developed a weird fixation on freemasonry and hidden symbols. In the White Nationalist community he had something of a reputation for making extremely wild claims and generally being intoxicated most of the time, a lot of people who cared nothing about White Nationalism or Antisemitism even started to take notice (myself included). While very little content can be found I did figure I’d share this rough cut (under 5 minutes) stream he did 3 years ago or so. Again the similarities to the three I mentioned are pretty spot on right down to him wearing sunglasses, drinking too much Tequila, and smoking weed.


After nuking himself it’s hard to find much content but he’s supposedly got stuff left on Bitchute. I can’t get any concrete details on what he’s up to these days but someone said he narrates audio books and he’s still estranged from his baby mamas.
 
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I don't know if he's worthy of a thread, but I follow a lot of news about the television broadcasting industry, and I find myself increasingly frustrated with the incoming Standard General/Tegna merger. Admittedly, you'd have to know a lot about the US broadcasting industry to get where I'm coming from, but there's a lot of messy legal maneuvers and loophole abuse revolving around the deal, and even some apparent funding from China, and that's where Soo Kim comes in.

Kim has somehow managed to get a bunch of civil rights groups to suck his dick because muh diversity, but recently, he went to the press to defend himself (i.e. bitch about the deal's justified criticism) by saying that anyone against the deal doesn't want women and minorities in positions of power.


Even the deal opponents that actually agree with the whole Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion mumbo-jumbo on principle have called them out on this, pointing out that one's gender and race do not absolve one of being a corrupt jackhole.

Thoughts?
 
I didn't know where to post this; so I searched Casket's name and he's been posted in here before. He is now begging for $2000 so he can go to South America and have sex with his probably tranny possibly troll "girlfriend".

 
My pet lolcow is one Finnish patriot who has been kicked out of like half a dozen nationalist groups and has managed to make them crash and burn with his mere presence. Last one he got kicked out a few weeks ago, but he has years long pattern of doing the same thing. The last one was quite funny, he bragged how he's gonna become a parliamentary election candidate, and when the party published its list of candidates, he wasn't on it, and he told he's so important they're publishing it later, but it turned out the party had quietly removed him, hoping to kick him out without much drama for trying to recruit his amphetamine addicted friend to the party and embezzling 5000 euros. Oh, guess again, he started a massive shitstorm in Twitter how he's being discriminated against for no reason, then he tried to join another party but got in a twitter fight with its leader immediately and managed to get himself barred from the party that was initially welcoming him in a single day.

What else? In addition to getting blocked from parties, he's also been kicked out of demonstrations. There are quite a lot of nationalist demonstrations in Finland and he's pretty much banned from every single one, so he literally holds one man demos and streams himself to 6 viewers screaming outside of jabbing sites how they're all gonna be hanged for crimes against humanity according to Nuremberg code. He was once pushed by a kurdish man years ago during a stream, and he wore an arm sling afterwards and complained how invaders had broken his arm and to this day he uses it to play a victim. He's a political weather vane, he used to take part in neo-nazi demons and threw nazi salutes, until he got banned from them, and now he complains about Ukrainian nazis and loves Putin. I must be forgetting a lot, the lore goes pretty deep with this guy, and he's very active to this day, and he brings me a good laugh at least every couple of days.

I was quite split if he belongs in personal lolcows or obscure laughing stocks, I have never physically met him, he's active IRL but most of his fights happen in the internet because he's physically timid.
 
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Does anyone here have more info on the Alamofag? He's a schizoposter on /his/ (example) and /pol/ (example) who has been active since at least 2018. He posts the same thread like every week, stating with a picture of the Alamo in Texas:
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I’m going to post this every day until you remember it
He believes that the Alamo is the '4th temple of G-D', that there's vast sums of gold hidden under Stonehenge, that the Heel stone was made by the Devil, and that the now-dead Queen Elizabeth owes him millions of dollars. The images he posts are just as incomprihensible as he is.
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I remember that he had a Tik-Tok account but I can't find it at the moment.
 
Crystal Lashelle Lax, a crazy lady who posts all over the internet about the white devil kidnapping her daughter Dominique Sandra Marie Lax. She apparently has some batshit insane books on amazon, a YouTube channel where she reposts her schizo tiktoks, and a weblog with insane ramblings. She claims to be a paralegal based on a diploma from a since-closed for-profit college.

Here's a sample of one of her books.

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And here are some of her YouTube videos.



She seems to be a paranoid schizophrenic, and I hope she finds the help she needs. Her daughter Dominique, as far as I know, is in jail in New York or Florida. The whole thing is sad, but I'm unable to look away.
 
My man Hans Wombat (RFTKOHIAH) has some interesting views on the nature of history and reality. While usually partial to flat-earth/mudflood spokespeople, I find they do get boring, but he's one I can always come back to... I think it is his understated piety, youthful but deceptively wise manner and triple dose of prerequisite naivety .. check out the titles of his most popular clips:

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Anyone else enjoy these types of people? I wonder if anyone knows more interesting examples, though make no mistake there is no shortage of standard issue ones
 

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Teemu is an extremely profilic poster in Finnish and repeats the same pattern, gets hired, spergs out, gets kicked out, posts a massive screed how he was oppressed. Approaches every single woman he comes across, gets turned down, tells them to go fuck themselves. Technically not an incel since he has a kid with a mail-order bride from Vietnam, but the kid was taken away by child protective services and the wife left him once she got a green card. He's managed to hold on to a job delivering kebabs for the first time ever, and apparently his somali boss is highly tolerant of incel-autism since he drives around with a car on which he has written "BAN CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES". A few English language posts by him I've saved.
 

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William Shuford / Bridal Shotacon / BridalSpirit007 / Tuxedo Productions / William125
Ex-adult daycare attendee who wants to be a superstar and become a (male and underaged) bride.


9/11 Dance and Cheers video.

William Shuford (possibly born January 3, 1994) is a man from Houston, Texas who wants to become a superstar by making kisekae ‘art’ about little boys. He went to Odessey Adult Day Care until his insurance ran out.
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Kisekae experiment - Sparks can't sleep

He confessed to being a sexual harasser too, although he claims to have changed his ways (archive).
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From what I saw on television, saw the news about the rise of #me too movement.

I realized now, I’ve been disgraceful to all girls which means all women deserves an improvement.

From Wilson academy to Eisenhower high school, I was a pervert.

I knew the day would come to show you my efforts.

In the past I lifting girls’ skirts, touching butts, and touching hair.

As for what I have done to them is never fair.

\n\nI am the enemy of other girls except those who were my friends.

I was kind to my school buddies during the time in the end.

As I say to all of 2013 graduate students, I deeply apologize to other girls I\u0027ve stalked.

After that year’s graduation, I no longer see any of my friends from school years.

I feel shame for the past, where I may ever shed my tears.

As always, there’s never been from straight to something strange.

This is a poem response to #Me too movement, in which I stand for #IveDoneThat and #HowIWillChange.

(archive)
It stands as no surprise that this man-child then has some pretty fucked up fetishes. He also has hots for futanari, ABDL, feet, furries, lolicon/shotacon, little boys vomiting, giantesses, and hiding under brides’ skirts (WTF?). Becoming a boy-bride is another fantasy of his.
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