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I dunno, these Alolan Pokémon are getting retarded
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ricky_roma
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Call him "Lucifer". His friends call him "Lou".
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Okay, so there's this guy that goes by 'putz12'. The last update that I searched came from 2019 from this thread, so I might as well give you a little update on this guy. All you need to know about this guy is that he plays Splatoon a lot and he's very angry. He plays in ranked mode and constantly rages, curses, and blocks people despite the limit the Switch has (which causes him to unblock the same people he blocks because of the 100 player limit) and that blocking people on the Switch does not mean that people can't join their lobby.
What's makes it all the funnier is that his chat hates him and is constantly stream sniped. Recently, with all the negativity and stream sniping, Putz nuked his entire chat with mass bans and eventual chat disable, though he still allows donations (because of course he does). He's all but begging Nintendo that they fix all his problems in Splatoon 3 which comes out in a couple of months (which won't happen).
Here is a video of his most recent rage (including the mass ban):
What's makes it all the funnier is that his chat hates him and is constantly stream sniped. Recently, with all the negativity and stream sniping, Putz nuked his entire chat with mass bans and eventual chat disable, though he still allows donations (because of course he does). He's all but begging Nintendo that they fix all his problems in Splatoon 3 which comes out in a couple of months (which won't happen).
Here is a video of his most recent rage (including the mass ban):
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Got another.
Because surely posting anime girls on twitter while glowposting is 'trad' and 'based' and will make people take you seriously. Jesus christ the kids today are fucked.
Because surely posting anime girls on twitter while glowposting is 'trad' and 'based' and will make people take you seriously. Jesus christ the kids today are fucked.
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Speaking of RW Twitter, here is one fascinating case: I am not even going to mention him by text because he is said to obsessively search everything and probably monitors this forum as well. He would occasionally impersonate other posters, but his trademark style is the near-incomprehensible word salad that is in basically every post - other than that, his entire feed is anime girl and art retweets.
He often gets in conflict with random posters who he feels "wronged" him somehow, or finds wrong. A forum I mentioned in another thread seems to be particularly disliked, as is anything regarding his "persons of interest" he occasionally impersonates, like the case in this image;
As you can see, he changes his username and handle, either to "hide" when he gets attention, or out of boredom. But he can also be pretty clear and understandable:
Though he's less funny, and more simply... interesting to observe.
He often gets in conflict with random posters who he feels "wronged" him somehow, or finds wrong. A forum I mentioned in another thread seems to be particularly disliked, as is anything regarding his "persons of interest" he occasionally impersonates, like the case in this image;
As you can see, he changes his username and handle, either to "hide" when he gets attention, or out of boredom. But he can also be pretty clear and understandable:
Though he's less funny, and more simply... interesting to observe.
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The feds have finally figured out about K-On avatars being neo-nazis, huh?
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He's not a bad looking dude, idk what you're getting all giddy for. There's at least a 50% chance you look a whole lot shittier.
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(Thanks to @Liquid Jake for tipping me off about the Minecraft anarchy community, not that he found this shitshow. Also just a heads up but the documentation for these events is extremely poor so if I say something incorrect, woops.)
Nicholas James / Nick James / Blaze_Warfare / Blaze / Donfuer / Blazyd
Nick is a man in his early 20’s who plays, or at least used to play, Minecraft anarchy servers. He seemed mostly active on one called anarchy-mc.com (AMC). On these he would be like the rest of the userbase: a griefer edgelord. In the year of 2019, when he was 17, he would be at the center of a shitshow you’re about to witness.
First he was entrenched in drama with multiple in-game groups and players, like the Imperials who he is still pissed about to this day, and he gets an insulting article (archive) on the AMC wiki. One player he got into drama with was Gambino (archive), a sperg by himself, who doxed Nick in February 2019 over the following reasons written in his entry to doxbin (1, 2):
“Reasons for dox: 17 years old dates 12 year old girls, is a transexual and wears his grandmas clothes. He also plays minecraft servers and wines like a little brat when shit doesnt go his way.”
The ‘12 year old girl’ turned out to be 17. However, he seems to have dated someone else too under this time period, or rather been groomed by them:
Kaylee Giovannetti / Leo_Lioness / Leo
In June 2019, a 20-something year old bisexual woman with ADHD named Kaylee who Nick (when he was 17) had been in an e-relationship with got doxed. Her nudes which she had sent to numerous people, presumably including Nick, got leaked too, along with her absolute disaster of a room.
“Leo, you are a dumb bitch in every sense of the word. You constantly base yourself on loose morals and try to cover up what you think and do with your dumb horoscope bullshit. Many have said it in the past and 'we' will say it again. You are NOT cut out for this shit and your stupid in thinking you can control yourself. Btw aren't leos supposed to be loyal??? thats kinda funny, seeing as u cheat left and right with anything that has a pulse and is underage!”
She's a 34A cup.
Nick's comment on doxbin.
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I can’t find much from Kaylee after this event. Nick however has been very active, trying to find hook-ups with ‘sissies’ on Reddit (archive) while hornyposting. Yes, he does this with the same account he uses to respond to Minecraft drama.
Nicholas James / Nick James / Blaze_Warfare / Blaze / Donfuer / Blazyd
Nick is a man in his early 20’s who plays, or at least used to play, Minecraft anarchy servers. He seemed mostly active on one called anarchy-mc.com (AMC). On these he would be like the rest of the userbase: a griefer edgelord. In the year of 2019, when he was 17, he would be at the center of a shitshow you’re about to witness.
First he was entrenched in drama with multiple in-game groups and players, like the Imperials who he is still pissed about to this day, and he gets an insulting article (archive) on the AMC wiki. One player he got into drama with was Gambino (archive), a sperg by himself, who doxed Nick in February 2019 over the following reasons written in his entry to doxbin (1, 2):
“Reasons for dox: 17 years old dates 12 year old girls, is a transexual and wears his grandmas clothes. He also plays minecraft servers and wines like a little brat when shit doesnt go his way.”
The ‘12 year old girl’ turned out to be 17. However, he seems to have dated someone else too under this time period, or rather been groomed by them:
Kaylee Giovannetti / Leo_Lioness / Leo
In June 2019, a 20-something year old bisexual woman with ADHD named Kaylee who Nick (when he was 17) had been in an e-relationship with got doxed. Her nudes which she had sent to numerous people, presumably including Nick, got leaked too, along with her absolute disaster of a room.
“Leo, you are a dumb bitch in every sense of the word. You constantly base yourself on loose morals and try to cover up what you think and do with your dumb horoscope bullshit. Many have said it in the past and 'we' will say it again. You are NOT cut out for this shit and your stupid in thinking you can control yourself. Btw aren't leos supposed to be loyal??? thats kinda funny, seeing as u cheat left and right with anything that has a pulse and is underage!”
She's a 34A cup.
Nick's comment on doxbin.
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I can’t find much from Kaylee after this event. Nick however has been very active, trying to find hook-ups with ‘sissies’ on Reddit (archive) while hornyposting. Yes, he does this with the same account he uses to respond to Minecraft drama.
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Some of this screams out as being slightly edited shots from the show.
And I would bet you anything that looks original is traced.
Biotekk
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Dude i thought racist k-on was just a meme what the fuck is this shit
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Has anyone else ever stumbled upon "Tamara Chafin Shamansky Was A Prostitute" before?
It is one of the most batshit insane websites with some of the most unhinged rants I've ever seen, complete with some hilarious artwork (if it still exists) and judging from the Wayback Machine, it seems it went offline around late 2018, not long before Tamara, the subject of the website's ire, passed away.
It is one of the most batshit insane websites with some of the most unhinged rants I've ever seen, complete with some hilarious artwork (if it still exists) and judging from the Wayback Machine, it seems it went offline around late 2018, not long before Tamara, the subject of the website's ire, passed away.
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Nicotine Annihilator
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Does the guy from Neckbeard Deathcamp have a post? He doesn't warrant a thread, but his weird gender nonsense, cringey attempts to "troll NSBM", and I think general sexual deviance make him an amusing guy to check on every so often.
Sea Moss 6502
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(Apologies for formatting, first post)
Synthpunk
NOTE: Synthpunk will delete and create new channels at the drop of a hat, so I'm working from an incomplete archive.
Synthpunk is a Music/Blog Youtube channel, focusing on synthesizers. His music is competent, definitely better than most Kiwifarms alumni but not not at the level of, say, Lord Foxworth. Synthpunk has a habit of deleting his channel and starting over at the drop of a hat. This may be due to him suffering from BPD or some similar disorder. At the start of a cycle, his videos come off as more eccentric than anything else, as seen here:
Things get weirder from there.
Trolls and Perceived Enemies
Normally, Synthpunk tends to be rather unreceptive of trolls, normally just mentioning them off hand (Starts at around 1:58 ):
There has only been one main troll, Synthpunk Musick (referred to simply as Musick for the rest of this post), a sort of Liquid Synthpunk that uploads music and will title his videos and use footage of Synthpunk:
There is another fake Synthpunk channel, but that one appears to be inactive.
There is another commenter, Fugazi Castello, who will talk shit about Synthpunk but very rarely do it on his channel (it's possible he's preemptively banned). Synthpunk thinks that these two (Musick and Fugazi) are one and the same, although both have denied this. It is possible that some/all of these accounts are sockpuppets of Synthpunk, but that is unlikely. I personally don't know if that being true would be better or worse.
Generally, Synthpunk much prefers to make videos on those he perceives as wrong, for a given definition of "wrong". If your channel is more popular than his (not hard considering how nuke prone he is), you have an opinion different from his (also not difficult), or are younger than him (again, not difficult, the man is pushing 60) he can and will lash out at you. Sometimes with a real critique or commentary, but most recently it's been more like:
End of a Cycle
Here is a recap of the most recent channel deletion he went through:
First, Synthpunk started a "telethon" (read: ebegging) campaign to get 100 items sold from his teespring store.
Most of the items were fairly unremarkable, with the exception of one: a mug with the "corksniffer" on it, a reference to a relatively old (2020) feud between blogger Peter Kirn and music equipment manufacturer Behringer.
In a now deleted video Synthpunk said Peter told him to take the mug off the store, but felt the need to bring it back in an attempt to secure a couple more sales.
As of right now it's still up.
Even before his set time limit, he nuked the channel, creating a new one about 2 days later.
Before creating his new account, however, he created a different account: Todd Smith Musick. He would later change this to Todd Smith Music.
This name is a double reference, first to the "Liquid Synthpunk" Musick as described above, and the Youtube Channel Todd Smith Music. To my recollection Todd Smith has rarely if ever directly interacted with Synthpunk, at best having left maybe 1 comment on Musick's channel. I can only assume this channel was an attempt to either smear Todd Smith or just make a copycat channel of Musick. Whatever the case may be, Synthpunk made a couple videos using that tongue filter as seen above:
He also made this video in a weird Joker impression:
In addition to these, he had something of a meltdown in the comment section of a Synthpunk Musick video, declaring "war" on the troll (asserting Fugazi and Musick are the same person) and spamming a bunch of comments:
After this, he deleted the Todd Smith Music channel and would create a new Synthpunk channel.
It has a rather interesting banner:
The cycle repeats(?)
Synthpunk
NOTE: Synthpunk will delete and create new channels at the drop of a hat, so I'm working from an incomplete archive.
Synthpunk is a Music/Blog Youtube channel, focusing on synthesizers. His music is competent, definitely better than most Kiwifarms alumni but not not at the level of, say, Lord Foxworth. Synthpunk has a habit of deleting his channel and starting over at the drop of a hat. This may be due to him suffering from BPD or some similar disorder. At the start of a cycle, his videos come off as more eccentric than anything else, as seen here:
Things get weirder from there.
Trolls and Perceived Enemies
Normally, Synthpunk tends to be rather unreceptive of trolls, normally just mentioning them off hand (Starts at around 1:58 ):
There has only been one main troll, Synthpunk Musick (referred to simply as Musick for the rest of this post), a sort of Liquid Synthpunk that uploads music and will title his videos and use footage of Synthpunk:
There is another fake Synthpunk channel, but that one appears to be inactive.
There is another commenter, Fugazi Castello, who will talk shit about Synthpunk but very rarely do it on his channel (it's possible he's preemptively banned). Synthpunk thinks that these two (Musick and Fugazi) are one and the same, although both have denied this. It is possible that some/all of these accounts are sockpuppets of Synthpunk, but that is unlikely. I personally don't know if that being true would be better or worse.
Generally, Synthpunk much prefers to make videos on those he perceives as wrong, for a given definition of "wrong". If your channel is more popular than his (not hard considering how nuke prone he is), you have an opinion different from his (also not difficult), or are younger than him (again, not difficult, the man is pushing 60) he can and will lash out at you. Sometimes with a real critique or commentary, but most recently it's been more like:
End of a Cycle
Here is a recap of the most recent channel deletion he went through:
First, Synthpunk started a "telethon" (read: ebegging) campaign to get 100 items sold from his teespring store.
Even before his set time limit, he nuked the channel, creating a new one about 2 days later.
Before creating his new account, however, he created a different account: Todd Smith Musick. He would later change this to Todd Smith Music.
He also made this video in a weird Joker impression:
In addition to these, he had something of a meltdown in the comment section of a Synthpunk Musick video, declaring "war" on the troll (asserting Fugazi and Musick are the same person) and spamming a bunch of comments:
After this, he deleted the Todd Smith Music channel and would create a new Synthpunk channel.
It has a rather interesting banner:
The cycle repeats(?)
Liquid Jake
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https://namemc.com/profile/Blaze_Warfare.1
Not sure if he is the actual 2f4u, but the youtuber FitMc once claimed he was going to dox this user a few years back. One of Blaze_Warfare's former usernames is 2f4u_
source: https://doxbin.com/upload/FitMC2b2tEZ
also, Donfuer is the name of a building group on 2b2t.
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I think there's a post about Neckbeard Deathcamp in the Metal Archives thread.
Nicotine Annihilator
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Oh good, I'm a huge metal fan and he's probably the closest the scene has to a true lolcow (but Hipster Black Metal on YouTube has all that kinda stuff covered)