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The Satanic Racist (Thomas Stanphill)

People have been fucking with this guy since 2008. He's a racist escort owner that was made aware to the internet when people began prank calling him in 2008. Tom is prone to explosive and expletive ridden racist rants. He also has a history of threatening physical violence on those who call him. He has been an escort service owner for years and of course has a long criminal history.

I wish I had more on him but most of his content has been ripped off YouTube for years. Prank calls with him would frequently reach views in the hundred thousand range. The entire community who archived him back in the day exist now exist in splinter groups, with most of his calls stuck in private file hosting services

Huge playlist of calls to him or people using his voice to call other people.

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The Satanic Racist (Thomas Stanphill)

People have been fucking with this guy since 2008. He's a racist escort owner that was made aware to the internet when people began prank calling him in 2008. Tom is prone to explosive and expletive ridden racist rants. He also has a history of threatening physical violence on those who call him. He has been an escort service owner for years and of course has a long criminal history.

I wish I had more on him but most of his content has been ripped off YouTube for years. Prank calls with him would frequently reach views in the hundred thousand range. The entire community who archived him back in the day exist now exist in splinter groups, with most of his calls stuck in private file hosting services

Huge playlist of calls to him or people using his voice to call other people.

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One of the greatest soundboards ever, up there with Frank Garrett and Fred Herbert.
 
Hey, fellow Kiwis. It's Sanae, emerging from her years-long cryosleep due to certain... events in Christory. I figure before I return back to hibernation I should drop this small little ditty that's been hounding me for the past year.

So I've mostly left the Farms because irl is busy and my interest in monitoring lolcows has somewhat waned over the years, but nonetheless I somehow manage to keep running into eccentrics despite my efforts to remain on the normal side of the Internet. I was kinda torn on whether to put this in Personal Lolcows or Obscure Laughingstocks, but considering how... infamous this man is in this specific subsect, I figure it might belong here instead.

For some brief background history, Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition released approximately two years ago and I picked up, having grown up with the original AoE 2 way back in the day. Custom Scenarios were always one of my guilty pleasures growing up and I indulged a bit in some of them being hosted in the Lobby Browser. I ended up joining a Diplomacy game based on Game of Thrones, which in turn inevitably led me to being invited to a public AoE 2 Custom Scenario Discord, with one of its head admins being a man who goes by the name "Icey."

Now, I personally like and respect the community and creators and for their sake, I'm going to be redacting any quotes I pull from anyone other than Icey. Icey's a huge egotist and I imagine that shining any attention on him would likely be viewed as a favor.

Icey is a AoE 2 custom scenario creator who apparently has been active at least since the release of Age of Empires II HD Edition, now renamed Age of Empires II (2013). There's many, many words I could use to describe Icey, but fortunately a smaller content creator, Dave, documented one of Icey's in-game tirades here. As you can tell, he is a very calm and composed man and is an absolute joy to be stuck with.

Now there's two important things to note when talking about Icey:
  1. He's God's gift to Age of Empires and the greatest damn custom scenario creator (according to him)
  2. Everyone beneath him is shit and incompetent.
So yeah, typical massive egotist. I'm pretty sure we've all dealt with someone like this before. Icey's brazen ego and inability to literally work with or tolerate others, though, has basically gotten him blacklisted from most other major AoE 2 Custom Scenario communities. This is mostly exemplified by his need to turn literally everything into a cult of personality and pretty much trying to spy on and/or sabotage competing communities with his litany of alts. The reactions have gone from vitriol (I imagine at first) to mockery (current).

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On top of him basically assaulting servers with assloads upon assloads of alts, he's not much liked because he's just... not really a pleasant person to be around.

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He also has an issue with abusing his admin powers to, well, basically ban whoever he feels like whenever he throws a fit.

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Which is where I come in. So, Icey's the co-owner (sorta) of the server, alongside the actual Owner. I ended up joining and, uh, apparently by being a likable person and playing a lot at first, I ended up somehow finagling my way into an admin position. I... don't really quite know how I ended up with that kind of power, but there you go. I spent most of my time generally cleaning up after Icey's tirades and unbanning the people who he bans for reasons that I don't necessarily know nor comprehend. As irl hit and I stopped playing as much, along with me basically going against literally everything he does, Icey really, really began to fucking hate me. We do not share a friendly relationship. At all.
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I've actually tried to quit, like, several times. And Icey, being Icey, has also "fired" me several more times. However, the Owner really, really doesn't want to deal with Icey's shit alone and I'm one of the few people who (barely) tolerates the guy, so I've been more or less kept as an involuntary admin, mostly just cleaning up the shit that Icey stirs.

Now, "fortunately," it appears that the Owner is more or less about to give up dealing with Icey and has been considering giving the ownership of the Discord over to him. Icey used to be the server but, after a brief schism in which literally everyone left, Icey gave up ownership of the Discord to the current Owner. Icey has never, EVER let the Owner not know about how much the server is "his" and how fucking much he apparently gives a shit.
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Icey is really, REALLY, REALLY is hypersensitive about his server. He constantly shits on other people for not "building the community he has" and that his large ass server with so many people (that he browbeats into joining with constant Discord invites) (or may also just be a bunch of alts) is so much better than literally everyone else's. It's honestly surreal how much he fixates on it.
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At any rate, the Owner may be giving ownership of the Discord over to Icey and, knowing him and how much he probably hates my guts, I'll be actually fired within a few weeks. And honestly, good riddance. I can't make myself scarce any faster.

Anyway, hope you Kiwis enjoy this brief dip into my nearly year-long headache.
 
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Maxfield Davidson AKA OSCOB AKA Oh Sweet Child of Bedlam, owner of (the now defunked) Bedlam Tapes. Guy is a washed-up vaporwave star who used to lick the balls of SJW's until they turned on him and called him an abuser. He has a gross twitter account https://twitter.com/drpepperfour?lang=en and used to be pretty popular on Tumblr before he got chased off for saying "Hey ladies, anyone want to get fucked by a chubby ginger vaporwave artist?" He basically shitposts all day long or snorts coke or complains about something vaporwave-related. Guy is unironically a snob about one of the worst music genres ever.

Here's one of his masterpieces, which is a vaporwave album where he responds to claims that he is an abuser (whatever that means)


Also yes this was at one point the most popular artist in the vaporwave community, this was after people stopped giving a shit about Vektroid and OPN
 

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Belle Aubrey / Belle / Avatar.Belle / Bellevision

She's an obscure CauseTHOT and self-proclaimed demi-sexual/asexual (they/them'er) who plays popular video games on twitch (Twitch: Avatarbelle) and posts insane social justice tweets to her twitter (Twitter: BelleBlack heartPurple heartWhite heart || Archive)

She has 70,000 subscribers on youtube and has cultivated a twitter following whom the majority believe that any man who has become successful at something is tacitly committing statutory rape by being in a relationship with any woman who likes what he's made.
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And Signal Boosts/@'s/Replies to enough insane people that, while I don't believe she deserves a thread of her own, she's definitely going to one day.
People she frequently tweets at / converses with include Contrapoints, and others within the "LGBT+ community" and, despite being a biological woman, includes herself in transsexual drama and responds to online transphobes/homophobes because she believes labeling herself as asexual and demisexual

She's known for making long youtube videos about people to stir up drama and controversy and acts like an internet detective over well established delinquents and is perpetually late, like her video series from only a year ago regarding the living LOG Dahvie Vanity

TL;DR, she's a powderkeg of insanity that hangs out with/associates with enough insane people that there's no way she won't go off one day.

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Zech Strumsky / Zechariah Stefan Strumsky / Lil Zechariah

This is a personal cow of mine which I've been following since 2017. and while he's honestly doing better for himself nowadays, I still think he's worth mentioning on this site (also I'm rewriting this because it got nuked due to the rollback and I really have nothing better to do).

Zechariah “Zech” Stefan Strumsky (b. February 6 1999) is a wannabe rapper, singer, actor, pornstar, author, writer and politician with aspirations to date supermodels and become a movie star. While he was known to his local community during his high school years due to his exceptional behaviour, he only gained notoriety on the Internet around 2017 for his bizarre behaviour, and people have been fucking with him since.

Much of Zech’s early life is unknown, other than the fact that he was born in Bucharest, Romania. Orphaned at birth, Zech would eventually find himself being adopted by an elderly American couple who currently reside in St. Louis, Missouri.

Throughout high school, Zech was placed in special ed classes and was bullied relentlessly by his classmates, who would make him do stupid things to record and make fun of him, to the point where teachers had to give presentations about him. Zech's former classmates have also come out and accused him of flirting with all women at his school, including teachers, staff and other students, writing them songs and stories about his intimate desires. His infatuation with his female points got so bad to the point where one had to file a restraining order against him in his senior year of high school. However, Zech managed to establish friendships with other equally exceptional individuals from his school, most notable being Brandon Barry, a dogfucker pedophile who has expressed sexual attraction to his own dogs, has had sexual conversations with people claiming to be 11 or younger, and generally makes racist remarks.

Zech also claims to have been diagnosed with Aspergers, Schizophrenia, Bipolar Disorder, “a slight bit of autism”, ADD and ADHD.

Zech’s internet infamy stems from several Vine videos he uploaded, which were then reposted by large Instagram meme pages at the time resulting in him amassing over 80k Instagram followers, before deleting his account and thus starting the notorious “Zech Cycle”, which refers to an endless loop in which:
  • Zech creates a new instagram account
  • Zech posts ridiculous content which he receives hates for
  • Zech claims hate doesn’t get to him
  • The hate gets to him
  • Zech announces a social media break, and proceeds to temporarily deactivate his account (this usually lasts a few days at most)
  • Zech comes back and pretends nothing happened
  • He gets hate again and this cycle repeats itself.
Zech has also been accused of pedophilia on three seperate occasions:

The first instance being in the summer of 2018, in which DMs between Zech and an underage girl were leaked showing that Zech had sent her sexually explicit texts and photos, and was fully aware of her age and was 19 at the time. This incident resulted in the girl taking over Zech's instagram page and deleting it, as well as threatening to call the authorities. This resulted in a panicked Zech smashing his phone, only for it to be later revealed that the girl was a catfish all along and had never contacted authorities.

The second incident occurred in late 2018/early 2019, in which Zech was involved in a sexually explicit group chat with two girls; one being 18 and the other rumoured to be 13. While Zech firmly states he was under the belief that both were of consenting age, the girls insisted that they explicitly stated that one was underage.

The third incident occurred on February 19 2019, in which DMs between Zech and a 13 year old girl were leaked. This girl was obviously leading Zech on to say incriminating things to expose him, but Zech being the fucking dumbass that he is fell for the bait. Despite initially stating that she was 17, she later retracted this to say she was 13, to which Zech acknowledged from early on. This conversation began through Instagram DMs, in which the girl lied to Zech about feeling suicidal and having a terminal illness that would take her life in a month. Zech believed this, and sent her sympathetic messages. Eventually, the two would begin playing PlayStation games together, which much of their conversations took place, in which she asked Zech if they could have sex to which he responded, "yes". The girl also stated that Zech wanted her to be his "sex slave" and admitted to hating black people. While there isn't any concrete proof of this, a Discord call exists (around the 10.37 minute mark is honestly hilarious).

There’s so much ridiculous content on this guy where I think it’s better to read this Zech FAQ someone made on Google Docs (which I basically got all this information from), look through his Subreddit, look through this Instagram account or look through this YouTube channel for some examples of how he acts. There's even a documentary about him on YouTube outlining the comprehensive Zech timeline.

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I found and posted this right before the rollback. This FML post popped up on my Twitter feed.
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It was just too weird that I fell down the rabbit hole looking into it. It brought me to this profile called @HollywoodCFish, which has this Blogspot page.
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How the fuck is someone retarded enough to get played for 8+ years?! How are there over 3,200 simps falling for this bullshit?! You just Google "Dolph Lundgren's daughters" and you get two girls in their 20s.

Catfish: Lisbeth Olofsson

Catfish: Shonna Anika Scheglova

Catfish: Renee J Vivas

Catfish: Zera Minagi

I looked up the other profiles and FB and they're all touching butts. It's obviously 1 troll doing it and an obscure laughingstock, but I almost want to make a community discussion thread about the thousands of fucktards who eat this shit up.
 
Given I'm still kind of new to the forum, would this belong here? A gun store in my friend's town, Ammo AZ is literally known for going full Facebook boomer posting mode when people call them out for things like bad customer service, making gun owners look bad, etc.

Would that fit for this thread?

You can read the yelp/Google reviews to see how they use negative attention and make themselves only appeal to the "own the libs" crowd.
 
I've got a couple of unpolished gems from over the years.

Firstly, John Krantz (a.k.a MC Too Tall), a 50+ year old unemployable bum who for well over two decades, has been producing what he refers to as "Industrial Rap Music", while rocking alt merchandise such as Juggalo medallions and literally anything he can get from Hot Topic. He has zero musical talent and is seemingly oblivious to that fact as he pours his heart and soul into everything he uploads to the internet.

Secondly, there's Johnny Evil. I have literally no idea who this fucker is in IRL, other than some ageing backyard wrestler that seems to model himself after WWE's The Undertaker. Aside from the fact this person has clearly never held down a stable job, I also think it's funny is that his 1995 looking website hasn't fucking changed one bit in over fifteen years. But perhaps the part that gives me the biggest chuckle are the crap fan signs his internet girlfriends have made for him. This is definitely the best of the bunch.

Imo, neither of these are actually thread worthy. They've long since dropped off my radar, and all the MATI garbage they once spewed has long been lost to history. Tbf, history never gave a shit about these faggots to begin with so why should we? Still, if you want to immerse yourself in terrible music and tragic webdesign, these guys got you covered.
 
Haven't brought up that Kuz guy in a while because I forgot about him, but I was on /g/ earlier and saw this thread discussing a recent blog post of his (TL;DR basically going open source software bad because you can't become e famous and jerks himself off about how much better he is) and like this is the second thread I've seen him mentioned and there's some weird defense force.
Someone's saying 9ch was a real site but only on TOR in the 2000s and as far as I've heard, the story has always been "it was popular in Russia a long time ago". I could check his actual sites but honestly outside of his blog they're all dead chans.
Also he got his face posted or some shit a while ago, there's also drama regarding Gurochan being dragged onto fucking Reddit of all places. If it's him he looks like some flavor of Latino unless it's the curse of autistic facial blindness.

Too gay didn't read: Imageboard owners are fucking insane and esoteric
 
Chantal's member chat brings us yet another freak to gawk at:

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Her husband's channel



Real Name: Luisa Scholten. Her most popular video involves her grotesque husband (Paul Scholten, b. circa February 7th) licking her belly button as requested by her fans. Many of her videos involve her showing off her belly button for her audience. Allegedly, she has been vlogging since her son (Nicholas "Nic", b. circa February 2004) died back in 2013. She appears to be based in Durham, North Carolina (or Bogota, Columbia nowadays) and used to be a stripper. She has another son (Daniel, b. circa May 1994) who appears in some videos who comes across like a NEET.


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She routinely records herself talking to her dead son and finding things he's left for her.


She also allegedly put period blood in her ex's spaghetti.

Misc.:
  • Has a dead cousin named Carolina Rojas (1975 to 2018) who she will sometimes reference along with her dead son
  • Claims her mother is a narcissist who lives in Dallas, TX
  • Is Bipolar

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Paul Scholten Facebook



 
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Since mid-2019 I've been doing on/off research into a woman who went sort of "mini-viral" for a city council rant years ago but has largely been forgotten since then, despite the rant only being a small part in a massive web of schizo delusions and frivolous lawsuits.

Recently I'm becoming less interested in lolcow stuff in general, so thought I'd share what I have and let others continue it if they're interested rather than just holding onto it (the only work left is to download the remaining PACER docs that I haven't archived yet).

I have uploaded all documents that I've compiled over the years into one big archive.org dump. Link to the archive is at the bottom of this post.

Also this is my first time ever posting on this site so apologies if it's subpar or not in the proper thread. Felt that it wasn't really important enough to make a new thread for it.

Vivian Janet Bowman / "I do no sex" lady

  • Elderly schizo woman with an insane litigation history (a PACER search reveals almost 50 suits she's filed in federal courts from the mid 90s to 2019).​

  • Gained internet attention with her "I do no sex" city council rant from 2015.​

I and most others found VJB through this video:

It was posted by a journalist (Nick Roush) who had witnessed the event in person. He was there because he was supposed to be reporting on the minimum wage discussion, but then got interrupted by this "magical" moment. He wrote a short article about it in which he linked the video.

Shortly after the video's release, it was featured on the Drunken Peasants podcast episode #182 (relevant portion starts at 1:21:35, ends at 1:28:10, total length 6m35s):

There are also a few notable comments on the video.

This suggests that she's fairly well-known and perceived as litigious and mentally unwell by locals
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Possible origin of strange speaking/writing style (lines up with Vivian Irene's obituary's account of her experiences in Europe earlier in life which would've possibly coincided with when VJB was very young; possible exposure to Slavic langauges could've occurred there, or perhaps the style was passed down by a parent's imperfect English)
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So long story short, I thought this particular city council rant was extremely hilarious and watched it at least 10 times when I first saw it. I eventually wanted to see if I could find more VJB content so I googled her name. She has no social media/other online presence that I'm aware of (makes sense given her age), but what she does have is a history of filing frivolous lawsuits, the premises of which are often hilariously outlandish.

Gets "molested" in church, sues church itself
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#FifthButtonGate
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Submits a picture of her boss from a phonebook ad to support assault and battery claims
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Lmfaooo this gets me every time
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DAVID FIORINI IS LIAR, USA MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS!
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If you want more court case stuff to laugh at, check out the archive linked at the bottom; it contains case summaries for most cases VJB has been involved in, and some of the cases have additional documents included such as full written complaints and evidence provided, etc (these are the PACER documents mentioned earlier, and there's a good number still out there which need to be archived but I'm already approaching my $30.00 limit for the quarter and don't want to actually pay real money for this shit, so if anyone wants to go on PACER and grab them up, be my guest).

Also, in my research into VJB I did also find out that she has an extremely sexually degenerate brother named Stewart Neal Bowman who literally lets random men walk into his house to fuck him (and lets their cum cake up in his rarely-if-ever-cleaned bedroom) and cheated on his (now ex) wife by sucking hundreds of anon BBCs behind her back. I really don't recommend looking too much into him as none of it is really laughable and is more just very disgusting. One interesting detail though is that his XVideos account is quite popular at 7k subs and 660k views for his most popular video. This means he's somewhat comparable to his sister's online popularity (the city council video is approaching 300k). Anyway here's all the names/socials I could find for him (some more info/links/etc can be found in the "stu" folder in the archive): Stewart (Stu) Neal Bowman / "Stewarto leFagete" / Twitter: @MalePornFag / XVideos: dicksuckingfaggot / "Neal Bosmen"? (see /stu/NealBosmenNote.txt in the archive)



THE VJB FILES - All currently-archived documents/links/info related to VJB (some material on her brother can be found in the "stu" folder as well); this mostly consists of VJB's various court case documents
 
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Maxfield Davidson AKA OSCOB AKA Oh Sweet Child of Bedlam, owner of (the now defunked) Bedlam Tapes. Guy is a washed-up vaporwave star who used to lick the balls of SJW's until they turned on him and called him an abuser. He has a gross twitter account https://twitter.com/drpepperfour?lang=en and used to be pretty popular on Tumblr before he got chased off for saying "Hey ladies, anyone want to get fucked by a chubby ginger vaporwave artist?" He basically shitposts all day long or snorts coke or complains about something vaporwave-related. Guy is unironically a snob about one of the worst music genres ever.

Here's one of his masterpieces, which is a vaporwave album where he responds to claims that he is an abuser (whatever that means)


Also yes this was at one point the most popular artist in the vaporwave community, this was after people stopped giving a shit about Vektroid and OPN
I think I listened to one of his OSCOB songs before. Thought it was pretty shit. Now I know why.
 
I've recently stumbled on to a person called anthr0morph, and frankly he's so insane I have almost no words.

After watching this abomination I had to look further, finding a Instagram and a website. Apparently he's a transwoman and makes these masks to try and hide his face. I think these videos speak for themselves

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don't know if this counts but I stumbled across this on reddit which led to the incel boards.

(his reddit post history is DISTURBING) https://www.reddit.com/user/FrothySolutions/

This is what autism looks like: @FrothySolutions asking reddit how to get invited to a house party (at age 47) | Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate

Resident onlyfans subscriber, self-admitted simp @FrothySolutions' reddit post history is utterly hilarious. How can you be 47 years old and not realise it's over. He's ACTUALLY asking how to get invited to a college house party of 18-25 year olds and not realising that everyone there would...
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(NOT KIDDING) FrothySolutions actually goes back to college at 48 trying to live a college experience and fit in with college students but fails to | Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate

This is literally the most insane example of dunning-Kruger effect I’ve seen. I cannot believe @FrothySolutions actually went this far. @ReturnOfSaddam showed Reddit threads Frothy posted about trying to get invited to house parties in his late 40s where most likely everyone is a young adult...
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Who knows this guy could be fake people make up shit on the internet all the time
-lets honestly hope he is fake
 
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