Obama?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Osama?

 

[Resident Evil]

Barfsack O’crumbo
Bumshack Osolemen
Buckcrack Osama

 

[SandyCat]

What even is Obama's last name? Has anyone ever figured it out yet?

 

[draggs]

What even is Obama's last name? Has anyone ever figured it out yet?

His last name is al-Nigger

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Obama.

 

[Kerwin White]

Nobama

 

[Resident Evil]

What even is Obama's last name? Has anyone ever figured it out yet?

His name is Obama Obama.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

@No Batty Boys in Jamaica ?

 

[Hey Beter]

SCP-42069: Obama [Redacted]

Class: Keter

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[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

What even is Obama's last name? Has anyone ever figured it out yet?

It's Obama. Barack Hussein Obama. The Barry Obongo thing was just reverse psychology to get the Tea Party to overthink the citizenship problem. They were looking for evidence that my last name was Obongo, when they completely missed that I just used my real name. I'm not a US citizen and was born in Nairobi, Kenya. I never even submitted a birth certificate to be president. When I told Debbie Wasserman Schultz that I wasn't a citizen, she just replied "OK but you are an African person, right? You're not white?" and I said yes and she said "well then you're good!"


The whole reason I was selected to become President was that Johnnie Cochrane passed away in 2005. He was supposed to come after George W Bush. Analysts at the DNC ran through a database of black lawyers in the US and found I was the closest match.

 

[SandyCat]

 

[Hellspawn]

Barack!

 

[Smug Chuckler]

O'bummer

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Odama?

 

[Retink]

Monkey man bad.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

What even is Obama's last name? Has anyone ever figured it out yet?

bin Laden.

 

[Lucky Jim]

The name Obama sounds like a minstrel show song about Alabama. "Oh Bama, Oh Bama"