Null, will you marry me?

[GHTD]

I've always wanted a simple corn harvester husband. Together, we can harvest corn all day and all night, think of the possibilities!

 

[Product Placement]

Got to do a better job in selling yourself, like what qualities do you have and what assets will you bring to a marriage. How is Null meant to know if he wants to marry you if you don't post a pic of yourself?

 

[Consider Lizärds]

He says yes.

 

[biozeminadae1]

at least take him to dinner first

 

[Monolith]

How much do you weigh?

 

[Reverend]

at least take him to dinner first

Only if you are paying, crackers living in a 3rd world country for a reason.

 

[What the shit]

You didn't say please.

 

[Overcast]

i cry everytime

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

How is Null meant to know if he wants to marry you if you don't post a pic of yourself?

Start with your tits.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Shut up, chimpira.

 

[deso2y]

Depends on how much you weight.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

I hope you're prepared for the Herculean tasks that await you in attempting to win Null's hand in marriage.

 

[NigKid]

I don't think null is interested In you unless you're a sentient enterprise cloudflare contract...

 

[Dr. Puncherillo]

do you have a house on acres of land with lots of guns?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Got to do a better job in selling yourself, like what qualities do you have and what assets will you bring to a marriage. How is Null meant to know if he wants to marry you if you don't post a pic of yourself?

That's a very, very polite way to say "Tits or GTFO."

 

[BerriesArnold]

You know, if it doesn't work out with Null-sempai, I have the perfect guy for you. He's a handsome and classy fella out in Ottowa named Peetz. He likes to cuddle and smooch.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Do you have the sufficient body fat levels necessary to inflame the loins of our Dear Feeder?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The both of you can do better.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=G44xTr8D_bw
i cry everytime

Honey, you're way too romantic, this marriage is going to be more like this.

 

[Not Really Here]

This sounds like a good name change dodge for Jersh, are you willing to incorporate and get a few small business credit cards and loans?
I'm sure Jersh could admin a site that prints money, all he would have to do is put all the things he hates in one site.