Null: Beard or No Beard?

[Waifu Days]

BEARD​	NO BEARD​
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It's time to finally settle this!

 

[OrionBalls]

I was a beard back in High School. I'd be willing to sacrifice again, to keep dog man out of morality prison.

 

[generic sauce]

Depends on if you are puttin on the pounds or not, the beard helps hide the chubby cheeks

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

beard let it grow and he might even look like he would know how to manage a linux server. add in an eye patch and scar and he could even look tough.

clean shaven he looks too baby faced.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

He should do mutton chops, to help accentuate his Bruce Campbell chin.

 

[Waifu Days]

Probably the easier question is who's not willing to be Null's beard?

beard let it grow and he might even look like he would know how to manage a linux server. add in an eye patch and scar and he could even look tough.

Josh "Tree Beard" Moon

 

[Testacles Maximus]

He should embrace the beard.

 

[DankSmoker]

He should do mutton chops, to help accentuate his Bruce Campbell chin.

I think he should bring back the soul patch.

 

[Waifu Days]

@Lidl Drip, we need your opinion. We are all amateurs on this topic. Well, all of us except @Neo-Nazi Rich Evans. It seems as if he's put a lot of thought into this.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Beard for Uncle Ted.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Picture on the right is too circulated by troons, so beard.

Also some plastic surgery, both to improve appearance and throw off any would-be assassins.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Beard. Makes him look more rugged and sexy

 

[Shidoen]

Beard, gives something else to look at aside from the gap between his eyes.

 

[Waifu Days]

Picture on the right is too circulated by troons, so beard.

Also some plastic surgery, both to improve appearance and throw off any would-be assassins.

I hadn't thought this out from the angle of Josh coming back to the States. He might want to aim for this look.

Total Retard War has changed.

 

[X Prime]

Now when you say beard, do you mean a fake girlfriend or facial hair?

Just want to be extra clear here. No I did not read the OP.

 

[Waifu Days]

Now when you say beard, do you mean a fake girlfriend or facial hair?

Just want to be extra clear here. No I did not read the OP.

Poster's choice.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A beard makes him look his age, but clean-shaven he looks like the high schooler he sounds like. It's a tough call.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Those are old pictures, what's that like 8 years ago at least?

Judas Moon is appreciably balding at this point (you can tell because he's started wearing beanies to hide it) so you should take that into consideration.

Beard, gives something else to look at aside from the gap between his eyes.

Bro imagine the gap between the kid's eyes if him and Brittany Venti actually did get together. It would be like a hammerhead shark, their two eyes' sight lines would be perpendicular to each other.

 

[Shidoen]

Those are old pictures, what's that like 8 years ago at least?

Judas Moon is appreciably balding at this point (you can tell because he's started wearing beanies to hide it) so you should take that into consideration.


Bro imagine the gap between the kid's eyes if him and Brittany Venti actually did get together. It would be like a hammerhead shark, their two eyes' sight lines would be perpendicular to each other.

Spoiler

 

[Lidl Drip]

@Lidl Drip, we need your opinion. We are all amateurs on this topic. Well, all of us except @Neo-Nazi Rich Evans. It seems as if he's put a lot of thought into this.

Beard but better groomed and trimmed.