Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

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Dr. Ricearoni

Dr. Ricearoni

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It's once again that time of year folks. Last year was a total bust and I'm not expecting this one to be any different. I'll be shocked if Nintendo even announces ANYTHING.

We kick things off Tuesday next week with

Sony State of Play - June 2nd, 5pm EDT​

Summer Game Fest - June 5th, 5pm EDT​

Future Games Show - June 6th, 3pm EDT​

Xbox Games Showcase - June 7th, 1pm EDT​

And, unless Nintendo announces a direct, we cap things off with

PC Gaming Show - June 7th, 3pm EDT​


I'm still holding out to see if we get more details on the latest druckslopp or elder scrolls 6. Not because I'm interested in either, just because it'd be really funny. (Fun fact! Its been 8 years since the announcement of elder scrolls 6, which was almost certainly a fake announcement to tide fans over after the disastrous launch of Fallout 76!)
 
Sneaky lurker said:
Can we talk about how poorly America treats its minorities? We have children starving in Africa and you want to play games?
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I want to play games on one screen, and on the other screen is a little african child with a life bar and every time I do something wrong, the bar goes down just a little. It even had a food meter button, but I never click it.
 
man bun rapist said:
I want to play games on one screen, and on the other screen is a little african child with a life bar and every time I do something wrong, the bar goes down just a little. It even had a food meter button, but I never click it.
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i really doubt nintendo will announce anything big after starfox
 
I'm excited for Last of Us 2 Remastered Remake 2 and generic black girl protagonist story-driven game with white boyfriend #9934.
 
Are we finally going to get that Studio Ghibli style looking zombie survival game I keep getting ads for but in reality the actual game is some chink slop isometric farmville that you have to play every two hours or lose everything?
 
Sneaky lurker said:
We have children starving in Africa and you want to play games?
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Absolutely terrible if they fail the paper bag test. Why are there any of those left? Should drop the nukes and recolonize with 100% White stock to make something worthwhile out of that joint.
 
Fuck, I get a little sad every time I remember that E3 is fucking dead. Like sure, it served little purpose, but it just doesn't feel the same without the retarded spectacle. Here's a random car! Here's a guy playing a flute! Etc.
Not like the games being announced are ever any good.
 
Symbol of the Chud said:
Fuck, I get a little sad every time I remember that E3 is fucking dead. Like sure, it served little purpose, but it just doesn't feel the same without the retarded spectacle. Here's a random car! Here's a guy playing a flute! Etc.
Not like the games being announced are ever any good.
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I have good news. Flute guy is a game awards thing and is still going at it every winter.
 
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