Not-E3 2024 Thread - A place to discuss the whole week's worth of video game broadcasts and announcement

[Miller]

Frankie needs to put her damn milkers away, shits distracting.

Also, Tactical Breach wizards was announced like 5 years ago, what could have possibly taken so long?

Frankie is a real cunt IRL. Last year she tried to cancel Thorin for no reason after he helped her career.

 

[King George III]

Frankie needs to put her damn milkers away, shits distracting.

Distracting from what? The faggotry? Her mammaries have been the best thing about this shit-show.

 

[Blitzsneed]

>"We had a great time showing you those games!"
I sure as fuck didn't have one suffering through this shit. Fuck you Sean. And especially fuck you Mica, you dumb "failing-upward" bitch.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Is the half-blind, broccoli haircut, manjaw amputee sheboon paladin a bad dream or did they legit just go for the max divershitty score?

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Between all the games being black female leads and being shit "pixel" graphics, gaming is in a rough spot.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Is the half-blind, broccoli haircut, manjaw amputee sheboon paladin a bad dream or did they legit just go for the max divershitty score?

You get 100 extra Fink shekels per handicap/mutt bro. They are ESG maxxing.

Between all the games being black female leads and being shit "pixel" graphics, gaming is in a rough spot.

Not a single one of them will have "pixel graphics" better than the explosions you can find in Metal Slug.

 

[God of Nothing]

the cringe was unfathomable

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Not a single one of them will have "pixel graphics" better than the explosions you can find in Metal Slug.

Because thats talent not some blue haired land whale diversity hire.

New world dev:

 

[Blitzsneed]

This entire weekend can be described with a single audio clip.

Tendies will not save this year either. It's so fucking over.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Nintendo will announce ports of old remasters and a few gay spinoffs, and will win by default.

 

[Red flaming panda]

>"We had a great time showing you those games!"

Yeah, I'm sure they had a great time shoving their ESL founded, sweet baby inch written garbage down everyone's throats. Christ, this industry so gay

Nintendo will announce ports of old remasters and a few gay spinoffs, and will win by default.

It isn't really hard for them to "win" when their competition is a fucking joke.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Check it out guys I've taken courses on how to create inclusive DEI characters.

 

[Alter Ego]

Xbox Games Showcase / Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 Direct

Trailer playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyCs1k8J8MM&list=PL0il2l-B_WwZmx_oaCNzMaKsEjMo517W0

The PC Gaming Show, hosted by Sean "Day[9]" Plott, Mica Burton, and Frankie Ward

 

[FieldPiece]

Good looking games shown so far

Mariachi Legends looks fun. Doom: The Dark Ages looks like more Doom which is always good, I trust id. Expedition 33 looks neat. Kingdom Coom Deliverance 2 will probably be great but I don't have the time for games like that.

Perfect Dark might be good but I doubt it. Otherwise very little of note has been shown.

Edit: Also Gears E-Day might be cool. After Rod Ferguson left they put out Hivebusters which felt way more like old Gears in tone than 4 or 5 did. If they lean into the horror atmosphere Gears 1 had I'd be happy.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Kingdom Coom Deliverance 2 will probably be great but I don't have the time for games like that.

Kingdom Come will remain the only European culture-inspired property to actually have Europeans in it. I'll support it.

Check it out guys I've taken courses on how to create inclusive DIE characters.
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Close, but needs more dyed pubic hair on the head, and it definitely needs shittier skin if you want those BRIDGE fiat notes. You don't have to go all the way to meat shits black, you can just keep it at caramel dog shit brown. Add in a disability or two or five and you're golden kid.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Doom: The Dark Ages looks like more Doom which is always good, I trust id

Don't lie to yourself. TDA dosen't look anything like old Doom games. There clearly wasn't any of these high fantasy/sci fi elements in the older games, like giant fuck off mechs and dragons.

 

[Miller]

Perfect Dark might be good but I doubt it

With 2 studios working on it, it better be good.

 

[FieldPiece]

Don't lie to yourself. TDA dosen't look anything like old Doom games. There clearly wasn't any of these high fantasy/sci fi elements in the older games, like giant fuck off mechs and dragons.

I'm talking about nu-doom. Classic Doomfags are such whiny niggers, you have a trillion WADs to play.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

It isn't really hard for them to "win" when their competition is a fucking joke

Not even a joke. This is like Nintendo, the normal person, winning at the special olympics.

The opposition is just GIVING Nintendo the win. There's no competition whatsoever.

And considering Nintendo is infected with the pozz and DEI, thats a HUGE fucking low.

 

[marvlouslie]

Not even a joke. This is like Nintendo, the normal person, winning at the special olympics.

The opposition is just GIVING Nintendo the win. There's no competition whatsoever.

And considering Nintendo is infected with the pozz and DEI, thats a HUGE fucking low.

Nintendo is still using Treehouse, so expecting quality from them that isn't DEI infused slop, or localizers that actually hate the job they're required to do, expecting a "win" from ANYONE this year is like being kicked in the nuts. Nah. We ALL fucking lose this year, bros. Gaming is fucking dead. No one's giving Nintendo shit. Fuck Nintendo.