Nogwarts School for Crackas

[Black Man Underwear]

I'm working on my Negromancy degree at Nogwarts School for Crackas. The Watamelm department won't loan me their KFC textbooks because I called someone farm equipment and the headmaster classified Dark Niggardry as a forbidden art so I can't get that minor I wanted. I wanted to be a licensed Dark Wigger like Niggamort but now I'm just a cracka tryin to get my Negromancy degree. What nigger do I complain to? Should I change to Nigganometry?

I already tried sacrificing 30 sachels of okra and malt liquor to the Nigxies, but the little niggers kept refusing them. Should I just do the white thing and put job applications on the doors so the niggas run away scared?

 

[dcss]

Sorry Nigga, your EBT card balance is too low.

 

[CallmeCicada]

 

[Thé au lait]

I just rated your post "Informative".

FAQ
What does this mean?

The reaction score of your comment and Kiwi Farms account have increased by three.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of sarcastic stickies. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Projection towards other Kiwi Farmers,
• ⁠Non-contributory shitposting,
• ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /sneed.

Am I banned from Kiwi Farms?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a negrate, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a sarcastic stickie. Can you remove it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a sneedrate. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Kiwi Farms DMs within several days. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of stickie appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I encourage this to happen in the future?
Accept the stickies and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on kiwifarms.net. I will begin to issue negrates until you improve your conduct. Remember: Kiwi Farms is a privilege, not a right.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I just rated your post "Informative".

FAQ
What does this mean?

The reaction score of your comment and Kiwi Farms account have increased by three.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of sarcastic stickies. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Projection towards other Kiwi Farmers,
• ⁠Non-contributory shitposting,
• ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /sneed.

Am I banned from Kiwi Farms?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a negrate, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a sarcastic stickie. Can you remove it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a sneedrate. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Kiwi Farms DMs within several days. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of stickie appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I encourage this to happen in the future?
Accept the stickies and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on kiwifarms.net. I will begin to issue negrates until you improve your conduct. Remember: Kiwi Farms is a privilege, not a right.

okay thats nice and all, but am i still banned from DMs for farting

 

[Thé au lait]

okay thats nice and all, but am i still banned from DMs for farting

Yes, you can appeal on April 20th, 2069

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why are you asking me? I'm a muggle.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Yes, you can appeal on April 20th, 2069

goddamn it, but im Null's bestfriend, he even wished me happy birthday, surely that grants me some leniency, or else what's the point

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

You can always what I did and transfer to Niggahemistry and Niggajuices. I sell rocks on the street corner to cracka kids once dem white schools let out. I have fifty little albino niggas hooked so bad I started accepting their cracka parent's credit cards.