No Forests on Flat Earth - Belief that mountains are actually old stumps

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I fucking love crazy people, and they just added a bonkers cherry to this tinfoil sundae. Flat Earth and Hollow Earth believers are two of my favorite flavors of lunatic.

So how did this theory even come about? (Sorry if it's in one of the videos, there are a lot and I'm impatient.) In my head it was literally just some jackass going "hurr looks like a big stump" and building from there.
https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/are-there-no-forests-on-flat-earth
This is the video that caused it since it's no longer in the article

Some more stuff
https://www.secretenergy.com/news/are-these-giant-prehistoric-trees/
https://www.facebook.com/No-Forests-On-Flat-Earth-1162585337139119/
http://thebrainwashedhousewife.blogspot.com/2016/08/quarry-earth-beyond-flat-earth-grand.html
lol this top comment
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Where is the evidence for the ecosystem that would evolve around those giant trees though? Where's the evidence for the behemoth bugs that had to pollinate the flowers, and the goliath birds that ate the fruit and shat out the seeds? Was everything giant? Will all life on earth regrow to its original size once these forests come back?
 
This is the kind of pseudo science that should only stay in the Middle Ages.
Not even the Middle Ages believed this shit.
we knew the earth was round ever since Aristotle. I don't know where this insistence of a flat Earth is coming from
 
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I saw someone arguing about this in Facebook. She was saying that it's because the devil owns the earth right now, and some biblical shit I glazed over after that. so keeping people from knowing the earth is flat is part of a satanic conspiracy to keep us with
... Satan, I guess? it was really bizarre rambling and I kind of skinned past it, I should have paid attention because this shit is more hilarious than I realized.

my own personal conspiracy theory?

Not even the Middle Ages believed this shit.
we knew the earth was round ever since Aristotle. I don't know where this insistence of a flat Earth is coming from

it's all a psyop to see how far really ridiculous ideas can be forced. it's mostly religious types on this ride so I'm assuming they're testing information dissemination through oddball churches.
 
The psychology behind flat earthers, and this offshoot as well, is fascinating. What does modern science fail to explain that causes them to come up with such batshit ideas? Is it just religion? The original video seems to not have a religious link to it.
 
I really hope most of their subscribers and watchers are doing it ironically.

I watched some of that and I still have no clue what point they're making.
I watched the entire original video "Dubbed version" and the point he is trying to make is that there used to be Silicon based life forms on earth. Specifically giant silicon trees that used to tower thousands of feet. What we think are mesas today are the stumps of those trees.

He also seems to believe that the earth has been mined for this silicon as well as other minerals. Though he never claims who did it he says that all of our canyons where dug out and the refuse was placed to make volcanoes and regular mountains. Essentially our planet is just one giant quarry.

There is an odd part were he claims there was nuclear war in the 1860s which didn't really make much sense.

So to summarize, Aliens have raped our planet of giant silicon trees and turned the whole place into a giant quarry. We had nuclear war in the 1800s because no conspiracy theory can be without a link to nukes. Ohh, and loggers are actually demons.

Now, what is further bizarre is that his theory has NOTHING to do with the flat earth theory. There are zero links... Its almost as if he knows only flat earthers would believe this shit so he threw it in the title.
 
Not that any debumking is all that nevessary... We know how tall trees can theoretically get based on how efficiently they breathe out co2 and move liquids around. Not surprisingly, that height isn't much more than the tallest of the biggest species (douglas fir, giant sequoia, etc.). Most of the truly massive trees are multi-stem or clonal like quaking aspen are. They can only get to about 100 meters.

Trees didn't get any taller when conditions were ideal.
Well have you ever been there?

Checkmate atheists
Yes, I think? But it was in 1991 and a lot of crappy vodka was involved so it might have been a hallucination. I can't actually prove it because the Soviets didn't stamp your passport, just your visa, and confiscated that as you left, but I do have a copy of Pink Floyd's Delicate Sound of Thunder on vinyl under the Soviet record label Melodia. Had to come from somewhere.

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This has to be my favorite conspiracy theory. Never have I been so blindsided going into something than when I saw that video title. "There are no trees on Earth". It's just incredible the conclusions people can jump to.
 
I guess words like "Time" and "Erosion" are complete nonsense in the big scheme of things!

Though I'm sure I'll get powerlevel'd for this, I just like to post 2 minutes of geological fact and be on my way!
 
it's all a psyop to see how far really ridiculous ideas can be forced. it's mostly religious types on this ride so I'm assuming they're testing information dissemination through oddball churches.
Flat earth has always been the realm of fringe kooks but it's really seen a resurgence among the black power crowd over the last 5 years because they view all science as some sort of white conspiracy.
 
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