Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

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"I'm here to tell you we don't have jack shit."

Isn't this an anniversary for Zelda? All they got is fucking Skyward Sword?
 
I am not playing Skyward Sword again. Fuck off.

That said, Skyward Sword had some neat ideas but sadly they were buried under the worst of Nintendo's hand holding and linearity.
 
Dark Edea said:
I am not playing Skyward Sword again. Fuck off.

That said, Skyward Sword had some neat ideas but sadly they were buried under the worst of Nintendo's hand holding and linearity.
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It's the original wii-rom put on a Switch card. It's the minimal effort possible.
 
Why, exactly, do third party devs need Nintendo to push their ports so much?

Or is it a Nintendo thing because they only got Splatoon, Anime Sword Waifus and Animal Crossing DLC to show?
 
ForgedBlades said:
Disregard this, I suck cocks.
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No wonder they're putting out a game featuring LGBTQ super-heroes

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I thought this fucking Direct was for shit coming out the first half of this year? WTF was with the 2022 shit?
 
I'd like to finally play Skyward Sword for completionist sake but you're telling me they can't be bothered to also include Twilight Princess HD? Come the fuck on.
 
Speed golf looks fucking great. it's like ninja golf/ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro Am all over again.

That new EA fortnite/overwatch wannabe game looks fucking terrible. Maybe even as bad as the star wars zynga game.

X Pac Heat said:
I feel like I saw some youtuber six months ago bitching these games never got translations. Were they DS/3DS games originally?

That's cool I guess.
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They were epic retro pixel games with rotating sprites, parallax scrolling and C64 SID music. Can't wait to see how treehouse fucks up the translation.

Marissa Moira said:
No wonder they're putting out a game featuring LGBTQ super-heroes

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Why is the art for that actually OK? It looks like they're HEAVILY ripping off Lauren Faust.
 
Dom Cruise said:
I'd like to finally play Skyward Sword for completionist sake but you're telling me they can't be bothered to also include Twilight Princess HD? Come the fuck on.
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I mean Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess represent Zelda at its worst outside of the cannon-banned CD-i games.

I would have rather gotten a upscaled port of the 3DS version of OoT and MM.
 
Nintendo needed to show they were ready to play hardball after spending a year sitting on their hands, and instead walked onto the court and promptly shit themselves for a full hour.
 
Maybe I'm just too old for this video game shit anymore. I remember in 2018 I thought Switch was going to have so much potential but all it's been is a fucking port and anime waifu dump.

I'm literally bored with *everything* at this point. I don't like cinematic garbage, but I'm sick of Monster Hunter, Xenoblade and Squarenix shit too.
 
5 fucking years later, 3 after the fucking restart and they still haven't even said ONE WORD about MP4. Not even a "fuck you we're working on it". Fuck the japs, 2 bombs weren't enough
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