Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

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Xerxes IX said:
If you care about playing Virtual Console and Wii games get the Wii U. Right now there isn't much for the Switch besides Zelda, there's no backwards compatibility and it didn't launch with the Virtual Console.
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Wii U has BOTW as well, and aside from the Switch having a minor graphics upgrade the two versions are the same.
There is literally no reason to buy a Switch at this point in time unless you really want to try 1-2 Switch or just want to blow $300+ to lick disgusting game cartridges.
NumberingYourState said:
Seriously what kind of plastic reacts negatively to adhesives? That sounds potentially harmful to the skin, IMO
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I wonder if Nintendo intentionally chose materials that weren't compatible with standard skin adhesives so they could sell "Switch Safe™" skins and force people who wanted to decorate their consoles to buy from them.
 
honestly the switch seems like it was rushed out without proper QC. A lot of these issues and design flaws really shouldn't exist.
 
This strikes me as the Wii U part 2. It will launch will a new Zelda game then limp by with an underwhelming library with very few third party games until it quietly dies.
 
Tarprome said:
Nintendo fanboys are very exceptional,most of them are easily fooled by third companies that will "feed" their beloved machine,so they feel obliged to fund a bogus kickstart or buy a crappy game just to support the system,that happened a dozen of times with the wiiu and probally will repeat a lot with the switch.
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No one thinks that, people buy Nintendo systems so they can play Mario and Zelda, not Call of Duty 54.

Quijibo69 said:
I would love mine even more once I figure out how to Jailbreak it right.
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https://3ds.guide/get-started
If you already have 11.3 you're fucked. Any earlier and you can install cfw really easy.

Tarprome said:
I hope this put them out of business for good,is just too painful to watch the mental gymnastics justifying this thing sole existence.
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Show us on the doll where Nintendo touched you.
 
I'm not having it until Nintendo puts this song in a Zelda game.
 
The torrent of slapfights between pro-nintendo and anti-nintendo people right now, even in this thread, is pretty embarrassing. Nintendo messed up with hardware big time, they'll probably release a new version of the system eventually, but BotW and other future software that has been announced look amazing.

Both thinking that the switch is perfect in every way and wishing deeply for nintendo to fail and drop out of the console wars is pretty autistic.

I have every nintendo system to date sans Virtual Boy, but I also have every Sony system and almost every Sega system, on top of having a Steam account. I don't care about WHO makes a system, I just want the exclusives for them.
 
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I didn't keep up with the Xbox 360 release, but from what I heard, it was also plagued with issues. So I ask, how does the Switch compare with the Shitbox 360 in terms of release issues?
 
broilerrx said:
I didn't keep up with the Xbox 360 release, but from what I heard, it was also plagued with issues. So I ask, how does the Switch compare with the Shitbox 360 in terms of release issues?
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Well, by all appearances it looks like it's mostly a lot of little annoyances outside of the outright bricked consoles. Keep in mind that the original 360's had a RRoD rate somewhere between 35 and 50 percent. And that may not include the ones that died after Microsoft released more revisions.
 
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Dunsparce said:
The torrent of slapfights between pro-nintendo and anti-nintendo people right now, even in this thread, is pretty embarrassing. Nintendo messed up with hardware big time, they'll probably release a new version of the system eventually
I have every nintendo system to date sans Virtual Boy
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Same but to think the Switch isn't a pos compared to other consoles of theirs is hilarious. Gonna also wait for the 3rd revision before I buy. If this thing is their 3ds successor (they said it wasn't but they have been lying for the longest time) it will have at least 4 revisions. Maybe one of them will let you use wifi and their phone app that lets you chat online without it telling you not to use it. (mega autistic)
 
Hui said:
Same but to think the Switch isn't a pos compared to other consoles of theirs is hilarious. Gonna also wait for the 3rd revision before I buy. If this thing is their 3ds successor (they said it wasn't but they have been lying for the longest time) it will have at least 4 revisions. Maybe one of them will let you use wifi and their phone app that lets you chat online without it telling you not to use it. (mega autistic)
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I guess I worded it wrong, I do not have a switch yet, I plan to wait for a revision(and more games, since I have a "5-game rule" where a system must have 5 games I consider must haves before purchase, right now it only has 2(BotW and I am Setsuna))
 
I mean as soon as it drops Pokemon and SMT5 I'm getting one regardless of what revision it is. Especially when a LE system drops.
 
Since fighting over nintendo is autistic, how about autistic speculation instead?

How likely is it they'll put out a gimped budget version like the 2ds that's handheld only
 
Well the switch is essentially already a portable and the stand is just its hdmi out/charger. So how likely is it for them to make a cheaper cheap tablet? Final Fantasy 6 remake in the next 10 years likely.
 
If I can ever get a video game console again, guess it won't be worth getting the Nintendo.

I really want some sort of new game man! My XBox 360 is dead!
 
Michel said:
No one thinks that, people buy Nintendo systems so they can play Mario and Zelda, not Call of Duty 54.

Show us on the doll where Nintendo touched you.
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Although it is entertaining to see the Switch crash and burn,it is quite sad really.

:autism:What angers and frustrates me is the thought of the exceptional nintendo bunch being scammed for half decade and learning nothing from their mistakes.

Using the "Call of duty" thing everytime third companies is mentioned is just stupid and you know it.

Every freaking time they overhype a stupid kickstart with a Wiiu stretch goal just hit me deep.
It happened with Mighty n9,you just can't deny that half of that millions were from the same people who orgasmed with the thought of megaman on smash.
It happened with Project Cars,those amazing pics with micro nintendo logos will just echo for ages to come.
It happened with Yooka laylee,even with the company knowing that the game would never release for wiiu,they baited the guillibe fanbase anyway because "muh Banjo kazooie",and considering the technical problems on wiiu,I doubt the switch version will be any better .
Even Yacht Club Games award the great support from the nintendo dumbnuts with exclusive paid physical DLC."couldn't get co-op working without the amiibo",mah gawd please.

And for AAA games the fanboys just flaunt its existence,but the game end not selling for at least 1/10 of the userbase like Bayonetta 2.

Now with the wiiu I could at least stand behind nintendo into something,it start with a big fat 0 that could build into something,the crappy ports took at least one year to appear.
On switch with one week we already have Dragon Quest Heroes 2 lagging as fuck,we start with negative numbers already.

With wiiu the third parties had to be at least creative on their excuses,on switch they are just noping out of there,the few left like bethesda will have to struggle to make ends meet without getting backslash with the exceptional nintendo fanbase.

"But muh first parties and 10/10 zelda",please most of the times the game takes 5 years to get made with sluggish nintendo seal of quality development process (retro studios) and sometimes is like gambling,remember star fox zero,because I want to forget.
With the bunch of first-parties announced on the first year,a drought is very expected on the second year.

If they want to survive what is left of this "gaming generation" better start cashing in more overpriced amiibos and more mobile games for the short-span attention mobile gamers.:autism:
 
I'm shocked that people are buying Breath of the Wild AND a Switch when they own a WiiU. There's zero reason to do that...
 
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