Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[whatever I feel like]

Nintendo drops my jaw with Prime 4 and then sticks a turd in it with the release year.

 

[Never Scored]

The whole game mechanic is about how you can just clone anything and go anywhere, its more ToTK but top down.

Have you played Link Between Worlds?

 

[Blitzsneed]

And as usual, it was a heap of shit. Why do i even watch these anymore

It was better than anything else this year. And it should tell you something.
Nintendo won. I'm shocked, this presentation didn't have anything pozzed in it.

 

[Soggy Floppa]

Have you played Link Between Worlds?

The new one is clearly different. Between worlds was still somewhat structured, just with freedom of items and dungeons, I personally didn't like it either.

 

[Baraka Obama]

Started off pretty bad, ended up above average.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Where the cunting fuck is the fucking Suikoden remaster, for fucking fuck's sake?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Could hear Arlo screaming from across the country on the Prime drop

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I want to play the Dragon Quest 3 HD 2D (and 1+2) because I love those games they are my nostalgic childhood favorites, but I know I'm going to hate every line of dialogue with their shitty modern translations.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Nintendo drops my jaw with Prime 4 and then sticks a turd in it with the release year.

It's cross-gen at this point. It just has to be.

Also, they brought back fucking Sylux. I wonder how many normies even know who he is.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Suikoden

It's there in Japan as a pachinko machine.

 

[Baraka Obama]

I want to play the Dragon Quest 3 HD 2D (and 1+2) because I love those games they are my nostalgic childhood favorites, but I know I'm going to hate every line of dialogue with their shitty modern translations.

Just do what I do and skip the text. Especially 1 and 2 there's not much you really need to read.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

It's there in Japan as a pachinko machine.

The remasters were announced last year, disappeared and Konami has gone completely silent on them. I'm really pissed off.

 

[Str8Bustah]

nice to see Sylux is back, release dates don't bother me as much as they used to as they don't seem to be indicative of how good or bad a game is going to turn out anymore, that almost always depends on the studio nowadays.

EDIT: made the mistake of checking /v/ like the beaten wife than I am and immediately saw discord troons spamming the board. When will I ever learn.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Summer Fest blown the fuck out!

 

[FatMebius]

Prime 4 was the only thing that wowed me. I don't care for remasters and ports. Shitty farming games are lame. HD collections are gay. Nintendo is clearly saving the good shit for next fiscal year with the Switch 2, but even so. Why bother with a 40 minute direct when you really only have three things to show? Just drop those three trailers and be done with it.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Summer Fest blown the fuck out!

Eh, there was *a lot* of shovelware in this direct.
Dragon Quest is nice. New Sakaguchi game is cool.
Miles Edgeworth collection is cool. Metroid Prime 4 looks okay.
A pointless Romancing Saga 2 remake (should have been a Saga Frontier 2 remaster).
Oh and a new Phantom Brave that looks kind of gay.

C+/B-

 

[Terror Sandwich]

I got excited for a Zelda Zelda with traditional gameplay, and then they showed building shit and I lost all excitement.
This shit is basically just simplified TotK, it's fucking over.
LOOK AT THIS GROSS HUD BACK FOR ANOTHER GAME:

I sure love to scroll through hundred of items to find the one I want to use.

At least summoning looks fun

 

[Never Scored]

The new one is clearly different. Between worlds was still somewhat structured, just with freedom of items and dungeons, I personally didn't like it either.

I see nothing in that reveal that suggests that this game does not have a standard dungeon structure and the things you replicate with the wand are just a way to change up the item system. What are you basing the open world assumption on on? To me it seems like the world will be gated like it is in a standard Zelda game and progressing will be based on clearing the rifts and learning to create items to get past certain areas.

 

[Colon capital V]

I was about to say Prime 4 is getting that "never coming out award" but glad to be proven wrong there.
Won't lie, not really feeling the new art direction for Mario & Luigi here. Do we know who's manhandling this new game yet? Looks very Dragon Quest-y with the cel shading.
Also still not getting used to that pajeet being the new voices for them, took me out when watching the opening trailer.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Just do what I do and skip the text. Especially 1 and 2 there's not much you really need to read.

I'm hoping some autist will hack in a classic translation. Someone did it for the Dragon Quest IV remake on the DS, effectively making that the definitive version of the game.