Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[Vyse Inglebard]

You can almost taste the Kingdom Hearts.

Kazushige Nojima is the scenario writer, and he's worked on Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts, so that might have something to do with it.

 

[Two Dollars]

You can’t play Theatrhythm because it’s leap day (unless you change your system clock).

Why does a $50 Switch rhythm game have to connect to Square Enix’s servers, and why does your system clock affect it? Good questions!

 

[D.Angus]

You can’t play Theatrhythm because it’s leap day (unless you change your system clock).

Why does a $50 Switch rhythm game have to connect to Square Enix’s servers, and why does your system clock affect it? Good questions!

Wow, that's something I'd never think to add to my list of dumb things I never would expected fucking my game up. Leap Day.

 

[StMaryPiper]

Update on the Yuzu shitshow. Turns out we’ve got our culprit. Someone mad butthurt about Yuzu dropping Windows 7 support sent emails to NOA out of spite

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

You can’t play Theatrhythm because it’s leap day (unless you change your system clock).

Why does a $50 Switch rhythm game have to connect to Square Enix’s servers, and why does your system clock affect it? Good questions!

I can't believe people bought the third one. The second Theatrhythm game corrected every issue in the first and was as good as you can get.

 

[Two Dollars]

Update on the Yuzu shitshow. Turns out we’ve got our culprit. Someone mad butthurt about Yuzu dropping Windows 7 support sent emails to NOA out of spiteView attachment 5768367
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>least unhinged Windows 7 user in 2024

I can't believe people bought the third one. The second Theatrhythm game corrected every issue in the first and was as good as you can get.

The second is stuck on the 3DS though. Is the third that much worse?

 

[Computer Guardian]

Update on the Yuzu shitshow. Turns out we’ve got our culprit. Someone mad butthurt about Yuzu dropping Windows 7 support sent emails to NOA out of spiteView attachment 5768367
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Imagine sicing NOA on emulator devs over the fact you couldn't learn how to use linux to emulate your games

Didn't take too long to find it ethier. (A)

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

The second is stuck on the 3DS though. Is the third that much worse?

Not worse, but unnecessary.

Well, at least for me. I am not buying the songs I like for a second time and I know some were also removed.

Any of you played the Theatrhythm arcade machine? Never had the courage to put money into it.

 

[Betonhaus]

Update on the Yuzu shitshow. Turns out we’ve got our culprit. Someone mad butthurt about Yuzu dropping Windows 7 support sent emails to NOA out of spiteView attachment 5768367
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>least unhinged Windows 7 user in 2024

At this point any Windows 7 users left are completely delusional. There are many ways to move from an unsupported OS, continuing to use it then complaining nothing supports it is the most idiotic route you can take.

 

[whatever I feel like]

At this point any Windows 7 users left are completely delusional. There are many ways to move from an unsupported OS, continuing to use it then complaining nothing supports it is the most idiotic route you can take.

I updated earlier this year but only because my computer was totally fucked. Best I can say is that third party downloads exist to largely unfuck the UX.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Microsoft breaks their products to force you to upgrade. Newer hardware will not work on Windows 7 for no reason other than you need to upgrade.

In this case, pirating LTSC is your duty.

I should finish Astral Chain. Had just unlocked the beast legion and simply stopped playing. Two years ago.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Imagine sicing NOA on emulator devs over the fact you couldn't learn how to use linux to emulate your games

Didn't take too long to find it ethier. (A)

Looks like he softdoxed himself with that Reddit username in the screenshot, according to timestamps. That or he just posted someone else’s. Either way, the profile is what you would expect

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

Balatro got nuked from the EU e-shop. LOL

 

[Betonhaus]

Microsoft breaks their products to force you to upgrade. Newer hardware will not work on Windows 7 for no reason other than you need to upgrade.

Windows 10 rewrote the driver API system to be more stable and efficient, as it's a major patchwork from decades of OS versions. Microsoft is under no obligation to waste money supporting people who haven't been paying customers for over ten years. Just move on, or switch to macOS or Linux if using Windows 10 is really that difficult for you.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Just move on, or switch to macOS or Linux

Yikes.

 

[Smokingpoop]

All I want is Metroid Prime 4 but who knows if thats ever happening

 

[whatever I feel like]

All I want is Metroid Prime 4 but who knows if thats ever happening

The game will come out in a year or so and everyone will act like it was the result of the world's longest dev cycle even though it will have only taken six years to make.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Update on the Yuzu shitshow. Turns out we’ve got our culprit. Someone mad butthurt about Yuzu dropping Windows 7 support sent emails to NOA

I find it extremely hard to believe that Nintendo was unaware of emulators of their current gen console and how closely they tread the line of legality until they received an email from some irrelevant faggot. That just doesn't add up.

 

[Baraka Obama]

I find it extremely hard to believe that Nintendo was unaware of emulators of their current gen console and how closely they tread the line of legality until they received an email from some irrelevant faggot. That just doesn't add up.

No, the Windows 7 sperg did it.

 

[Betonhaus]

Yikes.

There's so much soy in that comment it gave my phone tits.