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They teased a Black/White remake yesterday, probably coming this fall.
what? where? I've been following news rather closely and I haven't heard hide nor hair of this.

If you mean these two tweets then I'm sorry to say that you've been diagnosed with retardation. They came directly (less than 2 hours) after a tweet advertising how to find the Unovan legends in the Indigo Disk. If you think these are "teases towards remakes" but almost everything the Indigo Disk has to offer isn't, you might genuinely be stupid.

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May god smite all who buy into hype culture with the hottest of lightning bolts.
 
Been playing MH Rise. Pretty fun and for once Capcom answered my non-uttered demand for no farming for whetstone mats.
I prefer World, but I happily admit Rise is a way more convenient and expedient game, and getting multiplayer running and doing a batch of quests in a row with a friend is super fucking easy compared to World. I hope Wilds (delusionally hoping it doesn't release with fucking Denuvo so I can actually run it) learns from the things Rise got right and we get the best of both World and Rise.
 
I prefer World, but I happily admit Rise is a way more convenient and expedient game, and getting multiplayer running and doing a batch of quests in a row with a friend is super fucking easy compared to World. I hope Wilds (delusionally hoping it doesn't release with fucking Denuvo so I can actually run it) learns from the things Rise got right and we get the best of both World and Rise.
I'm definitely sad that Wilds won't be on switch but I wish you all the fun with it. For me that's the only con of having a switch but overall it's great for rpgs and fighters which I'm autistically obsessed with
 
last secret track for f-zero 99 looks like something from a creepypasta.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JZGpjORjFts
That is simultaniously scary and cool at the same time.

What I love the most about this is that they combined the themes of Mute City and Fire Field into one song. You can tell when developers actually care about something because F-Zero 99 has gotten lots of love since it's inception, and i couldn't be happier about it. It's something that's been missing from A LOT of games these days.

I've raced the ??? track twice and both times it was the mirrored harder Big Blue. Didn't know there were more ??? tracks.
 
That is simultaniously scary and cool at the same time.

What I love the most about this is that they combined the themes of Mute City and Fire Field into one song. You can tell when developers actually care about something because F-Zero 99 has gotten lots of love since it's inception, and i couldn't be happier about it. It's something that's been missing from A LOT of games these days.

I've raced the ??? track twice and both times it was the mirrored harder Big Blue. Didn't know there were more ??? tracks.
also:

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That explains it

Not to mention I was a Sega boy back then, so I really didn't give a shit about Nintendo until the N64.
For me, I was too young to understand gaming (I was a kid for god's sake). The N64 and the Dreamcast were the first consoles I've owned
 
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During a Q&A session following Nintendo’s financial results briefing on Wednesday, the company was asked what risks it’s especially mindful of as it looks to build on the success of its dedicated gaming platforms and its expanding IP business.

Since launching in March 2017, Switch has sold over 139 million units. Only two other dedicated gaming platforms, the Nintendo DS (154m) and Sony’s PlayStation 2 (155m), have outsold it.

Despite the console’s blockbuster success, Nintendo said it’s taking nothing for granted, given its past experiences with tricky generational transitions. For example, while Wii reached almost 102 million sales, its successor, Wii U, sold just 13.56 million units, before Switch revived the company’s fortunes this generation.

“We approach our business every day with a profound sense of urgency,” Nintendo president Shuntaro Furukawa told shareholders (translated by VGC contributor Robert Sephazon).

“The generational transition of platforms in the dedicated gaming console business is never easy. We have experienced significant challenges following successful platforms multiple times, so we never consider our current situation to be totally secure.

“Furthermore, as you pointed out, our business is always exposed to great competition. From a broader entertainment perspective, not only video games but also various forms of leisure are competitors in this industry. In this environment, there’s an increasing need, more than ever before, to continue offering unique propositions to become a brand that customers choose.”

Although the company is yet to comment publicly, Nintendo’s Switch successor is widely expected to launch this year, after VGC reported last summer that development kits were in the hands of key partner studios.

While specific details on the upcoming console are being kept closely guarded, sources VGC spoke to indicated that it would be able to be used in portable mode, similar to Switch. Bloomberg also reported last month that the console will have an 8-inch LCD screen when it launches this year, corroborating previous VGC reporting that it won’t launch with an OLED screen.

“To continue offering innovative entertainment that can be enjoyed by our customers worldwide, we believe that continuing with our integrated hardware-software dedicated gaming console business is the best strategy at this point,” Furukawa said this week. “As such, we are advancing various research and development efforts.

“Since our products are not daily necessities, if they are not interesting, we quickly lose people’s attention. Therefore, it’s crucial to continue efforts to make Nintendo feel close, even outside of the dedicated gaming console, increase customers who support Nintendo IP over the long term, and maintain connections with our customers.”
 
I'd be surprised if the vacuum didn't attract new players, specifically Apple. If either console manufacturer dropped out of hardware I think they'd step in.
Considering Apple's history with gaming hardware and their relationship with developers I believe it would be unrealistic, but I'd love to hear your reasoning.

I don't think Microsoft is going to fully leave the console market, for the sole reason that third party developers will be making Windows-based consoles. There's already the Legion Go, ROG Ally, and a couple others who's names escape me at the moment. Microsoft might work on making Windows 11 easier to navigate with a controller which would be a boon for htpcs.

Valve will continue with the Steam deck now that it's actually successful.

The biggest problem is getting game developers on board and offering an acceptable price point. There have been a lot of failed gaming concepts (such as the Oyua and Google game streaming) but generally the biggest limiting factor is just not being fun. I had high hopes for the intellivision Amico, until it started to suffer from feature creep and getting too expensive.

Android could maybe be used in a console as it has a decent game library, but nobody trusts Google to commit to a project.
 
I'd be surprised if the vacuum didn't attract new players, specifically Apple. If either console manufacturer dropped out of hardware I think they'd step in.
Introducing the iGame for only $1,499, or step up your game with iGame Pro for just $1,899! Controller, power adapter, Thunderbolt-to-HDMI converter, games, user manual and Apple stickers are required to play but are sold separately.

An internet connection is required for some features (including but not limited to powering on, receiving permission from Apple, Inc. to exist in your disgusting hovel, authorizing iOS for your GPS coordinates, registering your biometrics for game validation and security, and ensuring advertisement viewership compliance).

$999 monitor stand sold separately.
 
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