Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[Vyse Inglebard]

My friend is flipping their shit right now over the Baiten Kaitos remasters

PROFESSOR LAYTON IS BACK WUT

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

That retarded chibi baseball game is probably much better than it looks.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Glad we're still getting shitty voice acting. Glad you took the criticisms seriously

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

OH MY GOD CARS IN ZELDA. IT BROKE NEW GROUND. BUY THE AMIIBO

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Looks cool! If you don't use subs with Moon audio, you're a lost cause.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

OH MY GOD CARS IN ZELDA. IT BROKE NEW GROUND. BUY THE AMIIBO

My friend literally after you said that:
"ayo is that a car"
.....I need to get new friends.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I'm just not excited for this Zelda at all. I'm sure it will be fine and all that but like...it just looks like DLC to me

I don't like this gay Sony cinematic push with it either.

 

[ShitLurker]

Ghost Trick, octopath 2, the weird cop game and Raincode are the only things I care about (though Pikmin was probably the biggest deal). The Bayo game could be neat. Biggest downer is no silksong. Sadly, I never got into Layton so not that compelled (specially with just a fucking teaser). Zelda looks great but I doubt very much that I can deckmulate it in any decent shape so not getting my hopes up.

Nothing driving me nuts though, just fine at best.

 

[ShitLurker]

My friend literally after you said that:
"ayo is that a car"
.....I need to get new friends.

That gave me Banjo nuts and bolts energy

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

Alright, that was pretty much what I expected. Surprised there was no Mario announcements outside of Kart though. You’d think the Mario Movie would come with something close behind, right?

 

[Bardin Goreksson]

>Zelda BOTW...
>but with with cars!!!!
Reminds me of something...

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

This presentation just makes me happy I have a Steam Deck.

Zelda looks great but I doubt very much that I can deckmulate it in any decent shape so not getting my hopes up.

Even if the Deck can't handle it at least I know I'll get to play it in Ultrawide 144fps on my computer.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Ghost Trick

^pretty much the only thing that got me hype. Aside from that, meh.

Alright, that was pretty much what I expected. Surprised there was no Mario announcements outside of Kart though. You’d think the Mario Movie would come with something close behind, right?

Me yesterday:

Nah, I’m not buyin’ that, not when the movie itself is just two months away now. That doesn’t mean a new game won’t be announced, but I think it’s likely to be lined up for the end of the year.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Omg Zelda yassss
Omg ghost trick
Omg that detective thing
Omg that other detective thing
Omfg birdo being in Mario kart all but confirms Pauline will get in adfgjkkgfdggh

 

[Becomemysoulreaver12]

They put sonic rail grinding in zelda lol

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Ghost Trick
Baten Kaitos
Katamari
Advance Wars
The cop game (which will trigger the SJWs)
Raincode
Octopath
Samba De Amigo
Professor Layton

As long as Etrian Odyssey gets a physical release, I'll be happy. Otherwise I'm done with Atlus. I'm tired of their shitty, lazy, no-effort, digital only ports. They're worse than fucking Square Enix now.

Also, el oh el at a single release of the Metroid Prime games. A compilation on the Wii and separately on the Switch? You'd almost think Nintendo were run by Jews.

 

[Broseph]

What's the bet that BOTW2 is getting another delay?

I knew it would get delayed again since May is the most unrealistic month to release a Zelda game.

Edit: Nevermind I posted this before I saw the trailer.

Also, that voice acting is fucking atrocious!

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I knew it would get delayed again since May is the most unrealistic month to release a Zelda game.

it....wasn't delayed though? It's still coming out in May

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

it....wasn't delayed though? It's still coming out in May

Genuinely surprised since they've barely shown shit. Either they're trying to build hype or they didn't add enough to the game.

No matter what this thing should not have taken 6 fucking years to make.

 

[Fellen]

Holy shit did that Direct suck. Just a bunch of ports, DLC, and filler. The Zelda should've been DLC because nothing showed looks worthy of being a separate game. The only decent thing to come out of the Direct was Pikmin 4. Nintendo really has lost their touch.