Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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I can't speak for Air Ride. Mario Kart World is not horrible, they just followed up a 10/10 game with a 7/10 game and are charging more money for it.

The music, physics, graphics, art direction, etc. are all great, but it has some of the least memorable track design in the series. Not terrible... just not very memorable. It feels like they all kind of bleed together when you play it and are lacking in the unique character a lot of standout tracks in previous games had. I also find the game very busy. Besides the fact there are 32 racers at a time now and they all have items, there's a lot of other stuff happening like hammer bros attacking you from the backs of pickup trucks and stuff. Some people may like how chaotic it is. I'm not going to say don't buy it because I know you will eventually if you own a Switch 2. I am going to say I don't know if it's worth $100 CAD and get it in a black Friday sale or used or something if you can.
World is a pretty good Mario Kart, but it's never going move out of 8's shadow, never mind 8 Deluxe. The design is too baked in and the gimmick doesn't really lend itself to replays like the previous game did. That said, the second it gets a substantial content pack I'll definitely be going back to it.
 
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Falco your legs what the hell

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Katt looks like she’s fucking undead too. I guess they didn’t wanna go with the pink cat who says she will kiss you anymore.
 
I think it was jarring to show the Mario movie design right before the game reveal. It set up the wrong expectations for people. If they showed the SNES boxart and character concepts then it probably wouldn’t have caught people off guard. Personally, I like the weird taxonomical look they all have and it’s always a plus to see gay faggot furries get BTFO’d.
 
I think it was jarring to show the Mario movie design right before the game reveal. It set up the wrong expectations for people
Yeah, that was pretty fucking stupid of them. Should have done a montage of Fox and co. through the series instead. I'm already used to the new designs, but Slippy looks more annoying than ever. I'm not sure if that's a positive or not.
 
I frankly believe its over, they took 6 years to make a BOTW DLC, 8 to make a mid follow up to Odyssey, 10 to make Pikmin 4, nips with these long-ass development times just activated the BS re-release/remaster mode to fill the gaps and stopped giving a shit, the OoT remaster they shit up on the last few months will make the "hire this man" one look good.
 
Star Fox: An original game by Argonaut
SF2: An actually new game that was cancelled
SF64: A more Nintendo-fied remake of the OG game on new hardware in 3d that couldn't be done, probably the only necessary remake
SF Adventures: A completely different game by Rare turned into Star Fox at the last second
SF Assault: An actually new space combat Star fox game by Namco, that only has like 3 to 5 actual linear levels, rest is tanks and on foot crap
SF Command: A bad stylus game no one remembers
SF 3DS: A remake of the N64 game which was already a remake
SF Zero: A Platinum games remake of the N64 game which was already a remake, a minigame no one played

Starlink: New starfox content locked to the worst version of a Ubislop game
New game AGAIN called "Star Fox": Remaking a remake for the third time

What a stupid franchise of retreading it's own ground, where literally half the games are remakes.
 
SF Assault: An actually new space combat Star fox game by Namco, that only has like 3 to 5 actual linear levels, rest is tanks and on foot crap
Starfox Assault was actually gonna be a multiplayer only game originally, and it was only cuz of fan backlash it got delayed so more single player focus could be added - and it fucking shows. 3/4s of the game is multiplayer maps repurposed as scavenger hunts and people mocapping Foodfight style.

Also someone on the dev team was a serious Wolf fanboy. Fucker gets treated like space Jesus in that game and has the best stats by far in multiplayer
 
The one time I agree with youtube comment cynicism. We seeing more Star Fox but it's like bruh it's the same game again lol.
On the one hand it's a remake of one of the best games ever made, on the other hand it's the fourth remake of the best games ever made. Nintendo really doesn't have much faith in consumers if they're relaunching the franchise with this.
 
Personally, I like the weird taxonomical look they all have and it’s always a plus to see gay faggot furries get BTFO’d.
Then the bestiality inclined furries will like it. They should sell the Nintendo Vtuber furry tech on PC to make a gajillion dollars instead of locking it to their shitty game chat.

He hasn't been in the games for ages but RIP to Rick May, his Peppy was felt sorely missing from this trailer.
 
I frankly believe its over, they took 6 years to make a BOTW DLC, 8 to make a mid follow up to Odyssey, 10 to make Pikmin 4, nips with these long-ass development times just activated the BS re-release/remaster mode to fill the gaps and stopped giving a shit, the OoT remaster they shit up on the last few months will make the "hire this man" one look good.
Nintendo has been pissing me off lately like nothing else. The Thousand Year Troon, the frankly ridiculous price of the Switch 2 and it's games, the lacking line up of said Switch 2....but when I heard rumors about a new Star Fox game, I got thinking about all of the ways they could evolve the on-rails gameplay. Maybe they'll bring back Miyu or Krystal! .... only for it to literally be 64 again, and the characters looking worse on top of that....I think this is it. The event horizon. The point of no return. The point where I realize that the Nintendo I grew up with....the Nintendo I loved.....is gone. And it's never coming back. Truly one of the darkest blackpills.
 
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