Nintendo Labo Salt - WHERE'S MY SMASH REEEEEEEE

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I don't know what's worse, people who think the price point is ok because it comes with a game, or people who think tech demo "games" like 1-2 Switch should be priced at 60 dollars.
 
Honestly this looks cool. I'd never play with it because it's not my thing, but I know for a fact my little siblings would.

Note that I said little...
 
Have people forgotten who Nintendo's Main Audience is?
Literally this:
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If I'm not careful, I'll appear in this thread (off-site) because this triggered the fuck out of me.

This is why I'm so hard on gimmicky mechanics in the Pokemon games, because Nintendo has become extremely gimmicky for more than a decade. After the waste of money that was the E-Reader, I decided never to bother with a Nintendo gimmick ever again.

I griped a lot about it when Chris was making his retarded Sonichu Amiibo's. But seriously, as a 90s hardcore Nintendo fan, I always felt the Amiibo concept to be a major embarrassment.

Nintendo always seems to want to let bygones be bygones, but they won't learn from their mistakes. They claimed for the SNES classic they weren't going to have a shortage like last time, and of course there was. So far, the Nintendo Switch survived due to technology evolution, but if they keep up with foolish gimmicks like this "baby toy", as Elijah Wood in Back to the Future 2 called it, they aren't going to hold up through 2019.
 
I just remembered that one of my friends 8-year old child got a build-your-own Raspberry Pi emulator for Christmas, so perhaps there is a market for this kind of thing.
 
Really got to hand it to the japs. Between this and Konami's pachinko fetish they know how to piss off western autists. They produce more upset than Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
 
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Nintendo has been the Wal-Mart of game consoles for the past 10 or so years now. So this is no shock.

Edit: Movie Blob thinks it's the second coming of Christ:

 
I can see it now

The future of gaming has been taken to a whole new level!

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On the serious side of things, this is wackiest thing Nintendo has ever done. The salt is hilarious!
 
This is a fucking genius scam, Nintendo haven't bilked people like this since charging several dollars for a pack of 3DS styluses.

And here is the best part: anyone stupid enough to buy this shit is likely dumb enough to fuck-up putting it together and tearing it, meaning that they'll have to buy more. Plus they might fuck up their Switch components, too: $$$$$
 
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