🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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I don't understand why anyone would want to live this way. If you're old, uneducated, unemployed, disabled, and otherwise a miserable sack of shit whose only joy in life comes from shoving food in your face, i guess there's room for sympathy for some of those fat fucks on the scooters. But here is a young and otherwise healthy person actively eating himself to death for bizarre, sick, fetishistic, and otherwise inexplicable reasons. It's just a baffling way to carry on.
 
BoingBoingBoi said:
I don't understand why anyone would want to live this way. If you're old, uneducated, unemployed, disabled, and otherwise a miserable sack of shit whose only joy in life comes from shoving food in your face, i guess there's room for sympathy for some of those fat fucks on the scooters. But here is a young and otherwise healthy person actively eating himself to death for bizarre, sick, fetishistic, and otherwise inexplicable reasons. It's just a baffling way to carry on.
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A lot of people with eating disorders are fully aware that it's a slow, indirect form of suicide.
 
The more I stare at Nikocado and his ever increasing weight, I only get feelings of disappointment that he wont be able to do a flip anymore, more of a cannon ball onto the street below
 
Guli said:
The more I stare at Nikocado and his ever increasing weight, I only get feelings of disappointment that he wont be able to do a flip anymore, more of a cannon ball onto the street below
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The fucking EARTHQUAKE that would ensue would cause state wide outage and perhaps collapse the entire city's infrastructure, instantly killing hundreds in the process
 
Guli said:
The more I stare at Nikocado and his ever increasing weight, I only get feelings of disappointment that he wont be able to do a flip anymore, more of a cannon ball onto the street below
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how would he even get up higher than the first floor? you know there's a weight limit in elevators and this fat fuck isn't going to climb the emergency roof stairs to get to the top and then snowball down to the earth. He'd have a heart attack even going up a single flight.

Maybe that's Niki's current foe: stairs
 
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Ah, remember the days where people used to speculate that he must have an insane exercise/diet regime off-camera due to the (relative) lack of weight gain, in spite of all his videos?

Looks like being young and having a good metabolism can only shield you for so long but now it's all downhill from here.
 
DuckSucker said:
I think the motherfucker bought a condo, in Honolulu. One of the most expensive properties in one of the most expensive states. I think the dudes got enough money I guess but he still probably has bills to pay. Plus hes on like the 86th floor, this motherfucker isnt climbing stairs.
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Source? 86 floor buildings (higher assuming that he's not getting a penthouse) aren't exactly common.
 
It's honestly sad to see what he's done to himself. He wasn't actually too bad looking before he did this mukbang stuff.
He looks even worse in this video.
 
Friendly reminder that this is what he used to look like. Sorry about the bad quality. I had to screenshot it from a shitty WatchMojo video.
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Kinda got a new paranoid schizophrenic tier theory that Nik is secretly a proana channel. He's starting to use phrases used in anorexic communities like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" and "What you eat in private is what people see in public", and is getting increasingly more vile in the way he eats shit on his channel. Like I said, probably just extreme major reaching, but food for thought. (no pun intended)
 
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