🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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Queen Of The Harpies said:
I feel the same way.

I had to stop during sex recently because I couldn't get that shit out of my head. I could actually smell that picture of Nick spreading them butt cheeks; that rank mustardy, sweet 'n' sour swamp ass smell.

As a hetero woman I don't see the attraction of buttholes. I have never done anal or any sort of ass play mostly because of the pain but mainly because of the hygiene factor. I get that the prostate means that buttsex can be enjoyable for men, but the poo! Vaginas can be rank as well and I don't find them particularly attractive, but I just don't see the attraction of a stinky, hairy and greasy hole where copious amounts of shit comes out. And especially when you consider the shit that Nic eats ><
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i bet you're fat too

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A Duck Selling Lemonade said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=85ZcCC0UCdw
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I can't stand this fatass or his Frito Bandito boyfriend, but I am slightly ashamed to say that I laughed at the first five minutes of this: a couple of fruits throwing fruit and hissing at each other. Just the faggiest stuff. It's theatre of the absurd. Anyone who thinks these two are doing anything but putting on a show is hopeless.

That being said, Nik still has a disgusting wang, a collapsing star of a butthole, is fat, and I would not have sex with him.
 
I found this one very entertaining, usually I skim through the video after the first few seconds, but this one I couldn't look away lol
 
God how can anyone believe this absolute idiocy.. repeatedly no less. (I mean, yes its hilarious watching it knowing its ridiculous theatrics but)
 
Whale Lake 2 said:
I remember reading somewhere that, back when they were still skinny twinks, they would go on sites like Omegle or other shit like that, and have sex using avocados as lube. I never had the heart to research this, but considering their weird lube habits, it wouldn't be too out of the norm for them to use greasy fruits instead of actual products.
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Was it avodaco oil? While I don't for one second doubt that Nik would cram smashed fruit up his ass, avocado oil can be used as lube.

(Why am I arguing this lol. Come on, I'll take you on, I'll take you all on, over the stupid shit Nik smooshes into his wrecked bunghole.)
 
The Lychee Queen said:
Was it avodaco oil? While I don't for one second doubt that Nik would cram smashed fruit up his ass, avocado oil can be used as lube.

(Why am I arguing this lol. Come on, I'll take you on, I'll take you all on, over the stupid shit Nik smooshes into his wrecked bunghole.)
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Nope, I'm pretty sure they said they used the pulp. But, again, I didn't see it with my own eyes, so... it's a mystery.
 
THOTto said:
I fixed it, just a tip for new users don’t delete something because you’re embarrassed of it or get bad stickers. Staff can see all deleted posts, undelete them and revert any edits made. Man up and take the stickers, don’t talk about yourself or don’t post until you’ve lurked a few months or a year. I highly recommend the last one.

I know this advice will fall on deaf ears but it’s worth a shot. I would say nick is fat and I would not have sex with him but it doesn’t seem fitting, I gotta improvise-
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I think you need to add his trademark "shoobedoo" to one of them. Like "eat all the food shoobedoo" or "shoobedoo your asshole's blown out" etc. Faking drama again would actually be a good one to add it to.

If you haven't seen enough of his videos to know his "we're back home shoobedoo, blah, blah, blah shoobedoo" songs, well, you spend your time more wisely than I do.
 
SituationTypeThing said:
I think you need to add his trademark "shoobedoo" to one of them. Like "eat all the food shoobedoo" or "shoobedoo your asshole's blown out" etc. Faking drama again would actually be a good one to add it to.

If you haven't seen enough of his videos to know his "we're back home shoobedoo, blah, blah, blah shoobedoo" songs, well, you spend your time more wisely than I do.
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Enjoy
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He's such an entertaining trainwreck. He's eating himself into an early grave but goddamn I cannot look away and laugh my ass off.

Also, his comment section is full of either 12 year olds or literal retards who don't understand that it's all fake.
 
I can understand the appeal of using your title of "a mukbanger" as an excuse to binge on camera, but how can it be enjoyable, eating a pan of noodles with his husband reminding him how obese he is and how much he despises him in the background?
 
tokyogucci said:
I can understand the appeal of using your title of "a mukbanger" as an excuse to binge on camera, but how can it be enjoyable, eating a pan of noodles with his husband reminding him how obese he is and how much he despises him in the background?
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Who know's whats real or fake with these fags
 
tokyogucci said:
I can understand the appeal of using your title of "a mukbanger" as an excuse to binge on camera, but how can it be enjoyable, eating a pan of noodles with his husband reminding him how obese he is and how much he despises him in the background?
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I figure it's one of two possibilities, either;
a) They legitimately dislike each other but are bound together by needing to make their shitty content for a living and a live-in hole to bang is convenient, even if you don't much like them as a person.

or

b) The whole "relationship-aggro" bit is a work and they're just playing the game to keep the tardbux rolling in.

Either way, they are both fat and I would not have sex with either of them.
 
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