draculasestateagent
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He's already clickbaited diabetes, heart failure, breathing problems and being "attacked" by his old pet sloth - he seems the type to make a 5 video series about a papercut.
🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.
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He's already clickbaited diabetes, heart failure, breathing problems and being "attacked" by his old pet sloth - he seems the type to make a 5 video series about a papercut.
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- Jul 19, 2017
Didnt know about the clickbait heart failure. His "heart attack" was probably just him feeling his heart pounding in his chest from eating 20 grams of salt in one sitting.
Also, attacked by a sloth? Really?
draculasestateagent
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Its in this video he shows his bleeding finger because Kiwi (the sloths name, quite appropriate given the site name) bit him when feeding her flowers. Warning: he shows a bleeding, chewed up finger right off the bat so if you're squeamish just beware!
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Well THAT'll get infected. And of course he's on the floor like a fucking newborn baby crying instead of actively disinfecting the finger bitten though by an animal.
Why wouldnt you wear gloves feeding an animal that can bite through your hand Jesus christ how retarded. 
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Well THAT'll get infected. And of course he's on the floor like a fucking newborn baby crying instead of actively disinfecting the finger bitten though by an animal.
I seem to remember him also crying in bed about his health while smothering a cat with his man titties
Poor kitty, it hates its life
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I mean, the guy has like a billion channels, being an outright narcissist and overdramatic attention whore seems to be his deal.
Jesus, what a baby.
Also.....is that him on a stretcher? For a FINGER?
Jesus, what a baby.
Also.....is that him on a stretcher? For a FINGER?
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He's aged really rough , I honestly thought he was in his 30s at this point from how busted he looks but yeah I guess being a fat fuck with a horrible diet like that is gonna take away years off your life in more ways than one I guess.
draculasestateagent
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In yesterdays video, right at the start with the "argument" with Orlin I couldn't help but notice just how bad he looks. Puffy face, squinty eyes, rough skin and terrible breathing. He takes in a lot of salt, sugar and fat that is obviously having a negative effect on him:
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This is a guy who was eating mouldy food a week or so ago, he will eat ANYTHING
Festivus
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I just can't understand that mindset from someone who has the money to put on these elaborate Mukbangs. I really need to stop trying to rationalize his actions tbh.
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- Nov 23, 2018
He’s a mentally unstable person for sure, yes he puts a lot of it on for the camera but he’s gotta be somewhat exceptional to begin with.
In his latest video (linked below) he sings that stupid “I love cheese” song for a good 3 minutes straight and it is murder inducing
draculasestateagent
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My god that song is annoying, along with the over the top and super load "MMMMMM"'s he does when he eats. He said in his last video he had "read somewhere" that people thought he had a punchable face and he laughed it off; I wonder where he heard that? *obvious sarcasm*
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I honestly think either consciously or unconsciously, he is trying to kill himself.
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God he's so fucking disgusting. He was at least healthier as a vegan, idk how he can think he's doing better with a lifestyle like this in comparison to just eating like a normal person
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I'll say it again, from one fag to another, Nicholas, you have a punchable face.
And I know you get off on any attention your feculent fingers can grab so this is nothing more but another pat on the back for you. You glorify disorders and diseases for clout, abuse others and play victim, and I wish nothing more than for you to seek mental help. I know you won't you fat fuck, you're deep down your own asshole that everyone who even remotely says anything "negative" is a hater and jealous. And that's why you're the physical embodiment of a lolcow Nicholas, this is your legacy.
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he says he burned 37 calories running assuimg he is now 300lbs that would mean he didn't even reach 3 minutes
also myalgia from cleaning especially when you're as gluttonous as him is straight up pathetic
Post Scriptum:
can somone please for the love of the glutton gods clip out the part where nick says "black people are inferior to me"
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He filmed himself on his Instagram story walking on the treadmill for about 5 seconds and then he was back to filming Orlin squeezing juice into a jug. He either only went on the treadmill for those few seconds or he’s lying about the 37 calories to be edgy.
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wouldn't surprise me one bit. I know he says things just to spark hate, he knows just as well as anyone that his youtube career depends on hate watchers...