🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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Fake suicide attempt saga SOON.
No, you demented capybara, people just want you to slink away from the internet, into real world ironyland where you spend 40 hours a week taking drive through orders from uppity muckbangers, and then go home and eat yourself into oblivion with the day's unused and coagulated hamburgers and fries, where the only audience are the fist-sized palmetto bugs scurrying (and flying) around your apartment. FL roaches are no joke, and those mayo dribbles are probably a siren song to them.
 
No, you demented capybara, people just want you to slink away from the internet, into real world ironyland where you spend 40 hours a week taking drive through orders from uppity muckbangers, and then go home and eat yourself into oblivion with the day's unused and coagulated hamburgers and fries, where the only audience are the fist-sized palmetto bugs scurrying (and flying) around your apartment. FL roaches are no joke, and those mayo dribbles are probably a siren song to them.

How dare you insult capybaras when they're literally nature's sweethearts. Nick is just demented. Other than that 10/10 post.
 
Nik seems to have calmed down since the Stephanie Soo drama, the "break up" and K-pop drama so I'm assuming hes cooking up another shit for brains scheme on how to grab views and attention with lots of crying.
 
New tweet:
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And some answers :lit:
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"Pizza Hut challenge, Sonic mozzarella sticks challenge...DIABETES AND KIDNEY FAILURE, MY LIFE IS FALLING APART"

Well that sure escalated quickly
My kidney's are failing and I have Diabetes, better stuff my face with this fastfood junk to make some money off my failing and dying body and terrible eating habits
 
Does anybody else find a morbid delight in just seeing his channel and seeing whatever stupid fucking video title he uploaded?
 
Does anybody else find a morbid delight in just seeing his channel and seeing whatever stupid fucking video title he uploaded?
I can see it, somewhere in the not so distant future.. "I HAVE GOUT?! I'M LEAVING YOUTUBE FOR A WHILE... ORANGE CHICKEN MUKBANG" while he waddles around like a penguin and stubs his toe, crying for 5 minutes of the video.
 
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