🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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Suikafag said:
I saw a friend of mine post this shit on discord. Figured I’d post it here, given its related to Nikocado Avocado. Checked the last few pages and didn’t see it posted so this isn’t a late repost.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3b-C3_g3MDg
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Might as well add it to the list of "OMG Nikocado Avocado Needs Help!!!" videos. Must be in the thousands at this point.
 
Ponzo said:
So this video was recommended

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bmfD9Gwy2dc
The two main theories in that video are that

  1. He simply took a break from youtube for his mental health like that one cameo said
  2. He rushed to get to 400lbs because he had an offer from a Television Network about a weight loss series.
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I am just going to vote they return to an old standby: Orlin will show up on a video with a “mysterious” man in a mask to claim Nik is dead. Then the whole saga will never be mentioned again once they forget, find out no one cares, and/or realize it is a lot easier to film Nick’s ass and their sissy domestic abuse slap fights.
 
Searching nikocado avocado on jewtube just shows a punch of desperate clickbaiters wit the "is he dead" shit and spam accounts posting hundreds of clickbait videos if you switch to the daily search. I'm still getting recommended Fatty McButtFucksAlot. Fatso loves attention and is getting more of it now than ever.
 
Angry Mug said:
Stunt.

In the rare case that something has happened, nothing of value has been lost.
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I don't think it is a stunt. I really think the dude is taking a vacation and planning on where to go from here because he knows his lifestyle is not sustainable.

Let's face it, Nick isn't a bad person, he seems likable when he isn't in character as I have stated before, but because his character is a insufferable twat we equate that to him being like that all the time. I didn't think he would be gone this long, but the dude has money, and I think he is finally enjoying it.

I think at this point, if he isn't back by early August, then he won't be back until September/early fall.
 
This is just a general thought, but people being mad at Nick is just silly. Whether it be wasting food or acting like a twat.

It's the system that forced him to be like this, if he didn't do what people wanted. He wouldn't be this way. Yes, I'm saying that people want to be outraged. It's why clickbait is a thing, and in general controversial topics on the news attracts a bigger audience.

The food waste? Oh, don't think the junk food chains don't throw out tons of perfectly fine food they aren't able to sell. Dumpster diving is increasing in popularity, because supermarkets are throwing everything they aren't able to sell. Instead of giving it to the homeless or something.
And they are beginning to chain lock the dumpsters. Because they won't let any have it just to spite them. Well, because people are messy and trash the area around the dumpster. Which wouldn't happen, if they didn't throw out fine food alongside normal garbage. So throwing out food in its own dumpster diving dumpster could be a solution.

TLDR: Normies are stupid as always.
 
Vingle said:
This is just a general thought, but people being mad at Nick is just silly. Whether it be wasting food or acting like a twat.

It's the system that forced him to be like this, if he didn't do what people wanted. He wouldn't be this way. Yes, I'm saying that people want to be outraged. It's why clickbait is a thing, and in general controversial topics on the news attracts a bigger audience.

The food waste? Oh, don't think the junk food chains don't throw out tons of perfectly fine food they aren't able to sell. Dumpster diving is increasing in popularity, because supermarkets are throwing everything they aren't able to sell. Instead of giving it to the homeless or something.
And they are beginning to chain lock the dumpsters. Because they won't let any have it just to spite them. Well, because people are messy and trash the area around the dumpster. Which wouldn't happen, if they didn't throw out fine food alongside normal garbage. So throwing out food in its own dumpster diving dumpster could be a solution.

TLDR: Normies are stupid as always.
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Stores don't do it to be evil. Depending on the country/state, they are just covering their ass. If a hobo comes to your store at closing time, and you give him your leftover food that you'd otherwise throw out, and he gets sick, he can and WILL (and have) sue you for millions. The average hobo would not hesitate a femtosecond to attack or destroy someone who just helped them, as long as it gives them a chance to make some quick cash for drugs. So people throw away mountains food rather than risk the 1 in 1,000 Hobo who gets sick and sues you. Or they chain lock the dumpsters, because otherwise a hobo can sue you by saying you knowingly left out potentially dangerous food and didn't take enough precautions to stop people getting sick.

You need to specifically create good Samaritan laws to protect people who feed the homeless, if you want that to change. Although this does actually support the point you are making. Look at society, not the individuals.
 
Suikafag said:
I saw a friend of mine post this shit on discord. Figured I’d post it here, given its related to Nikocado Avocado. Checked the last few pages and didn’t see it posted so this isn’t a late repost.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3b-C3_g3MDg
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god i hate that fucking retard so much, he's such a formulaic pasty, blimp lipped faggot. His whole grift is leeching off Nikocados coat tails that he had crafted. Commentary youtubers suck so hard
 
It's Over Anakin said:
Certainly possible, that'd be something you couldn't cover with makeup to do a video
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You don't really get badly sick from it, but I don't know. Probably hits obese people harder, as healthy people only experience a mild flu or no symptoms other than a rash.

But he would certainly milk, as in actually popping the pus filled rash on camera. If he could.
 
I really hope the TLC contract theory is real. I want him to slimeball his way into becoming a "real actor" and by "real actor" I mean forcing himself upon the eyeballs of basic bitches everywhere on the funny moving tabloids.
 
bearycool said:
Freshly farmed lolcow pus cottage cheese-- brought to you by Kiwi Farmers, locally sourced.
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Gamer Girl Bathwater, but for a more discerning clientele

Vinluv Handesbukia said:
I really hope the TLC contract theory is real. I want him to slimeball his way into becoming a "real actor" and by "real actor" I mean forcing himself upon the eyeballs of basic bitches everywhere on the funny moving tabloids.
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And he'll go into overdrive to get fat faster than ever for mainstream attention
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
I really hope the TLC contract theory is real. I want him to slimeball his way into becoming a "real actor" and by "real actor" I mean forcing himself upon the eyeballs of basic bitches everywhere on the funny moving tabloids.
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I cut the cable a long time ago.

But seriously it's an unbelievably stupid idea. He's a lowlife. He does vile onlyfans. He's an obnoxious fat faggot, who would put him on a show.... never mind, he's exactly what the jews want to push on us. He's their hero. A fat faggy pig fuckin' a beaner. Rubbin' their paws together with him in mind. Probably want to send him to schools next.
 
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