🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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HeyItsHarveyMacClout said:
Has any one found an article confirming that a woman was killed in his building yet? I’m not huge into Nicocado, but as far as I can tell, the only source of a murder story is from him. This would have to make the local news right?
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I just came here to ask for an update too. I think it was probably dubbed in hence how they're not reacting. Just another stunt for him to get views until we get a police report.
 
FYI: I posted this in the OLD Community Happenings (while giving credit to @soryu )
then Null nuked the comm happenings.
-and front paged the article.

_TOTAL_ clout ripoff
 
Markorian said:
Tarrare legitimately had a fucked up digestive system that had simultaneously hypertrophied and was also near incapable of processing nutrients, leaving him in a perpetual state of hunger, but also extremely skinny (aside from folds of skin from where his stomach would literally expand during binges). Nikocado is just a fat piece of shit.
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Until this crying bastard eats a live baby he has nothing on Tarrare.
 
barbie meat said:
thanks to this thread i had a dream last night that i was an accomplice to murder with fucking nikocado avocado and i had to trust him to keep his mouth shut about it and i cannot recall ever being so nervous and uncomfortable in a dream
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I used to read the deathfat threads to help me fall asleep. One night I had this horrible nightmare I was this gigantic, obese slob who couldn’t run because my gunt kept weighing me down (kind of like those nightmares where you’re being chased, but you can’t run fast enough to get away). It was wild.
I woke up with my heart pounding and was like “oh thank God.. it was just a nightmare”. (:_(
 
last time i checked this thread i was laughing at a picture of his stretched out asshole and ive just found out about the crying woman in the video whos dying. thats messed up. i thought it couldnt get any shittier after his butthole but i was wrong....
 
cherryoda said:
last time i checked this thread i was laughing at a picture of his stretched out asshole and ive just found out about the crying woman in the video whos dying. thats messed up. i thought it couldnt get any shittier after his butthole but i was wrong....
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If you've seen one fat guy's butthole you've seen them all.
 
Chuck Coal said:
I used to read the deathfat threads to help me fall asleep. One night I had this horrible nightmare I was this gigantic, obese slob who couldn’t run because my gunt kept weighing me down (kind of like those nightmares where you’re being chased, but you can’t run fast enough to get away). It was wild.
I woke up with my heart pounding and was like “oh thank God.. it was just a nightmare”. (:_(
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Replace "Death" with "Obesity"
 
The other day when I came to this thread I had the misfortune of seeing nikocado's asshole, and since that moment I have not known peace. I haven't seen that many asshole but I know instinctually that his is incorrect. There were warnings about what I was about to see yes, but I ignored them. I beg the OP or mods to edit the page to strengthen the warnings so nobody else will view the void without informed consent.
 
Anybody got any theories as to why Count Cockula is spending so much time with Candy Godiva? If they're making some kind of porn together, I swear to the lords of Kobol I will... watch it but not pay for it. 🤮

 
Chuck Coal said:
I used to read the deathfat threads to help me fall asleep. One night I had this horrible nightmare I was this gigantic, obese slob who couldn’t run because my gunt kept weighing me down (kind of like those nightmares where you’re being chased, but you can’t run fast enough to get away). It was wild.
I woke up with my heart pounding and was like “oh thank God.. it was just a nightmare”. (:_(
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Yeah, not so easy being american, is it?
 
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