🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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Private Joker said:
It's all still a bunch of faggots monkeys makeup and food shit with the ever growing number of assholes who sit on their asses playing video games all day.

Buttfucker Mcfatass finally hits his goal of 350 to eat free at the heart attack grill so gainer fatty fuckers will be more interested. I'm legit astonished he's not even fatter than Candy "butt fucked while eating nachos" Godiva.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Fz4Wk21x8E
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And now it gets riffed.
 
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Lmao you can't tell me this shit isn't funny


 
That video of him at the Heart Attack Grill was mesmerizing. Does Dr. John have a channel of his own? I'd watch him and his crew try to feed people to death like Null wishes he could.

And holy fuck, the amount of burger this fatass ate is amazing. How does anyone have room in their stomach for that?
 
I've watched a few of this guy's videos now. Near as I can tell, he buys an enormous amount of food, and doesn't eat even half.

Another genre of youtube is competitive eating. There, they order more food than this obese fuck, eat the whole lot, and stay extremely trim.

It just emphasises ho be how lame this fat fuck has been since he quit discipline.
 
macius said:
I've watched a few of this guy's videos now. Near as I can tell, he buys an enormous amount of food, and doesn't eat even half.

Another genre of youtube is competitive eating. There, they order more food than this obese fuck, eat the whole lot, and stay extremely trim.

It just emphasises ho be how lame this fat fuck has been since he quit discipline.
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Randy Santel is one of the biggest competitive eaters and he weighed 40lbs more than Nikocado before his "Sexification 2021" and clocked in at around 395lbs

 
Heart Attack Grill is the saddest most disgusting thing I have ever seen. The slutty nurses, the fake doctor, the way they make him wear that hospital gown and talk about his "treatment plan" tells me that none of those people have ever spent a significant amount of time in a hospital. With the possible exception of the maternity ward, hospitals are not happy places. They're where old people, cancer patients and fat fucks like Nikocado go to die. People spend weeks, even months confined to a bed with IV tubes sticking out of their arms and shitting into a bedpan. Also the food is disgusting and probably not served in quantities anywhere close to what he's eating, although a lot of patients have difficulties eating anyways because they're so sick. It's not funny or ironic to joke around about "treatments" while encouraging these fat fucks to shovel 8-layer hamburgers down their disgusting double-chinned gullets, it's just sad.
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One of these days Nikocado Avocado is going to be stuck in a hospital for a prolonged period of time and I hope he thinks back to all the times he joked around about "treatments" while he was eating onion rings covered in bacon and realizes what a goddamn fool he is for throwing away his health and his life to entertain strangers on the internet.
 
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To emphasise my point, here's my first hit for "heart attack grill record":


I get a kick out of watching these people. I guess they throw up after, but it's still a major physical test of themselves, and I don't imagine these "meals" are remotely pleasant experiences for them. Nikocado buys quantities of food that look initially like he's equivalent to these competitive eaters, does a binge which many healthy people are capable of, and barely gets through half.

I don't think obese people in general eat that much more than skinny people. You only need to eat 200 calories a day (say, a Mars bar) over your metabolic requirements, and you'll be a 100 pounds overweight in 5 years. You won't be the sort of person who can eat like a competitive eater, but you will be a morbidly obese tragedy like Nikacado
 
Amuro Ray said:
Heart Attack Grill is the saddest most disgusting thing I have ever seen. The slutty nurses, the fake doctor, the way they make him wear that hospital gown and talk about his "treatment plan" tells me that none of those people have ever spent a significant amount of time in a hospital. With the possible exception of the maternity ward, hospitals are not happy places. They're where old people, cancer patients and fat fucks like Nikocado go to die. People spend weeks, even months confined to a bed with IV tubes sticking out of their arms and shitting into a bedpan. Also the food is disgusting and probably not served in quantities anywhere close to what he's eating, although a lot of patients have difficulties eating anyways because they're so sick. It's not funny or ironic to joke around about "treatments" while encouraging these fat fucks to shovel 8-layer hamburgers down their disgusting double-chinned gullets, it's just sad.

One of these days Nikocado Avocado is going to be stuck in a hospital for a prolonged period of time and I hope he thinks back to all the times he joked around about "treatments" while he was eating onion rings covered in bacon and realizes what a goddamn fool he is for throwing away his health and his life to entertain strangers on the internet.
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While I agree its classless, I think you actually explained why the place exists at all. Eating that food will lead to a real hospital, yet people like eating there. Who is the bigger fool, the fool who owns the heart attack grill, or the fool who goes there.

Makes you wonder how it stays open, doesn't it?
 
I just want Orlin back so I can watch these two spergs fight again. I don't give a fuck if Nik is dying, their spergs are hilarious.
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Retink said:
And holy fuck, the amount of burger this fatass ate is amazing. How does anyone have room in their stomach for that?
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Stretching their stomach. Competitive eaters do stomach capacity exercises (I'm not joking) to expand their stomachs to 2 to 3 times their normal size.

 
Benet_Bandito284 said:
A fucking Vtuber paid 300 bucks for a Nik cameo. I hesitate to put this here cause it's cringe lvl is beyond anything I've seen.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gvpgdYSo88w
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>furry
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NOPE

Random Internet Person said:
And now it gets riffed. https://youtube.com/watch?v=FMhUpI9nA3k
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Xenomorph said:
Nah Nik is such a whore his ghost or Orlin will make damn sure that gets upload for the shekeltention

also living for the coked out doc

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Look at Dr. John's evil devious soy Chad grin compared to his soft gentle yet cold eyes. So much joy and life,complimented by disgust and malice.Such a wicked man with a noble soul. The closest to a saint among the city of sin. His projects rival Pierce Brosnan's in cunning and genius. He found a way to legally and "ethically" kill off undesirables for money and has finally met his match. Doc John revels in the madness while Nik chews the scenery (pun not intended). This man is the Himmler of Architects and he has met his David Dushman. A necessary evil acting in the most unecessarily fun way possible. He's a living legend and I want to be just like him.If only he fattened up his booba nurses aswell.
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Amuro Ray said:
Heart Attack Grill is the saddest most disgusting thing I have ever seen. The slutty nurses, the fake doctor, the way they make him wear that hospital gown and talk about his "treatment plan" tells me that none of those people have ever spent a significant amount of time in a hospital. With the possible exception of the maternity ward, hospitals are not happy places. They're where old people, cancer patients and fat fucks like Nikocado go to die. People spend weeks, even months confined to a bed with IV tubes sticking out of their arms and shitting into a bedpan. Also the food is disgusting and probably not served in quantities anywhere close to what he's eating, although a lot of patients have difficulties eating anyways because they're so sick. It's not funny or ironic to joke around about "treatments" while encouraging these fat fucks to shovel 8-layer hamburgers down their disgusting double-chinned gullets, it's just sad.

One of these days Nikocado Avocado is going to be stuck in a hospital for a prolonged period of time and I hope he thinks back to all the times he joked around about "treatments" while he was eating onion rings covered in bacon and realizes what a goddamn fool he is for throwing away his health and his life to entertain strangers on the internet.
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Um, who here really has a problem with the slutty nurses?
 
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