🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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still no police report I take it? I'm not trusting anything until I see the report. If you've lived in a shithole neighborhood you'd know the sheer amount of blood curdling screams that go on for no reason sometimes.
 
I don't know what would make me more sad the fact that my love one was murdered and no one called anyone for help; or the fact that their last moments of pain and suffering were all recorded while some attention whore stuffed his face for YouTube fame.

Edit: I don't know if she passed I hope not. Life doesn't seem real sometimes.
 
soryu said:
In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kD5G1vHLhw4:2036
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This site has broken me. Ever since the Barb rape I just haven't been able to see crazy shit like this as real and I laugh my ass off. Fuck.
 
Penis said:
This site has broken me. Ever since the Barb rape I just haven't been able to see crazy shit like this as real and I laugh my ass off. Fuck.
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This site is like Documenting Reality but it's covered with deathfat grease and lolcow semen everywhere.
Now in court, imagine if this video was accused to Fagocado that he's the one charged for recording it and doesn't care about calling 911 or even knocking on their neighbor's door to see things are okay?
Dude won't flinch a bit and so does his Hispanic boyfriend when a child dies in front of them.
 
morimori-chan said:
They didn't even bother to check what was going on or call 911 at the moment
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To be fair though...i aint calling the cops for that kinda noise either. If i were to dial 911 everytime there was weird loud neighbours fuckin around i would have them here every other weekend. It would take a lot more than that to make me pick up the phone aswell.
 
soryu said:
In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kD5G1vHLhw4:2036
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What a testament for the future generations: a woman gets stabbed while nearby two pigs gorge themselves to death, uncaring to the screams of agony.
 
Stop Sign said:
What a testament for the future generations: a woman gets stabbed while nearby two pigs gorge themselves to death, uncaring to the screams of agony.
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Nothing new there, each time there's an attempted murder it always seems like nobody gives a shit until it's too late.
 
soryu said:
In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kD5G1vHLhw4:2036
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The image of Nikocado being called as a witness has had me howling with laughter for the last few minutes. The thought of this guy in court wearing a suit, with the front covered in cheese sauce, will have me smiling all week. You know for a fact that he'd try to record a mukbang video in the cafeteria to capitalize. Imagine being in the middle of a court proceeding only to hear Nikocado loudly yelling "brace! Brace! BRACE!" followed by a shart, sobbing, and an awkward shuffle walk off the stand to the bathroom.

I want this to happen so bad. It can be my Christmas and birthday present rolled into one.
 
I read stuff too fast and I read this on the featured page as "Nikocado accidentally recorded murdering a woman by stabbing her and calmly engorging himself on food while his neighbor was screaming" because the word "murdered" is lined up perfectly underneath "accidentally" and now I am very disappointed.
 
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