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Yeah yeah, they'll be "back together" soon enough and the cycle will start all over again
Interesting how that they're now resorting to throwing food at each other like fucking children, as if they weren't acting like that enough
🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.
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Interesting how that they're now resorting to throwing food at each other like fucking children, as if they weren't acting like that enough
They don't even bother to pretend that these videos weren't filmed at the same time. They are still eating that Cheesecake Factory meal.
A Duck Selling Lemonade
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tfw you adopt a foreign child just for him to end whoring himself on youtube, whoring himself on onlyfans and being a literal whore irl as well
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That thumbnail is repulsive. He better hope he dies before his money runs dry, because he will never get a job with shit like this out in the world.
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He could apply to be a pregnant model for maternity clothing
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Seriously! 20 years from now, he's twice as fat with 'beetus and gout battling it out for who will take his limbs first, wearing a colostomy bag because his rectum ruptured long ago and is beyond surgery, and he applies for any non-menial position where he may be involved with the public:
The interviewer triggers his neural link to search the holonet about Nico, and the the first picture his SmartAgent returns is an old-fashioned 2D picture from the quaint days of Internet 2.0: This image.
"Don't Vcall us, mister Avocado. We'll Vcall yo....no we wont. just leave please, before anyone sees you came in here."
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For some reason I imagine this is how Gene from Bobs burgers would end up as, if Bob and Lynda got a nasty divorce...
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That's one thing I noticed about his videos. The thumbnails have the saturation jacked all the way up, so not only does his food look incredibly greasy in them, but he and whatever poor soul is eating with him looks like they have high blood pressure.
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New recent video is a TRIP. Literally Actor Avocado saying he is not trolling whilst clearly trolling. There are "apparently battles in his head." Yeah sure Jan is that when you construct domestic abuse and turn it into a joke or when you decide really go to feeder porn land.
Cheesecake factory apparently makes you evil... Nick is really reaching I feel he is trying to shift his channel direction but it is not going to stick because he is so money hungry. Nick you have no talent the second you remove the mukbangs he is fucked. I think he has to do the Amber route and just committing to it. Cannot wait 500lb Nick is going to be incredible. Commit to your feeder fetish, coward.
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these sorts of videos aren't even funny anymore, they're just fucking disturbing at this point.
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I honestly can't remember the last time i've been able to actually watch more then a few mins of one of these videos before I start clicking along the duration bar for highlights of anything possibly interesting and not boring or cringeworthy.
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does he actually have betus yet or did i forget he already has it
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Watching this, I started to feel like Nick is the gay stereotype of “catty individual who lives for drama” (assuming that’s a stereotype, of course). If anything, it leaves you wondering Nick’s next dumpster fire of a feud is going to be.
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He denies it but Orlin has mentioned multiple times checking his blood sugar, especially how Nik is cheap and doesn't change out the little needle cartridge in between uses.
He cries and whines about "Oh I'm fat and I don't know why." or "Stress is causing it!" but it's obvious a diet of nothing but shit food is going to take its toll no matter how many lettuce leaves you wrap around it. Orlin also kind of side-mentioned that Nik has been getting into"funnel feeding" which I can see him being into the attention from weird fetishistic feeder dudes. It's obvious his goal is to end up a giant, immobile walrus being fed his cravings and cared for. The inability to actually do anything leading to no expectations and constant care would fit his narcissism just fine.
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No, just AIDS.
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Against better knowledge, I googled "Funnel Feeding"... And now I need a moment.
Nick's thread always made feel kind of nauseous, and it continues to deliver. I guess someone needs to fill the void as a gay lard avalanche that was left behind by Chance Carmichael. But maybe Nick should read up on Chance's last months, that were less than sexy. I don't even know if he would make it to almost 700 pounds before his body completely gives up on him. Coming to think of this, are there any cases of slim people ballooning up to gigantic 600-700 pound lard monsters? I only know of cases were the person always was kind of overweight to obese, before everything fully escalated
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imo, Nick knows exactly what's making him fat. He uses water weight as a meme like his "i'm calling coporate" persona and his arguing with Orlin
He just knows this gets him views and cash so he keeps going
I just don't think he's as stupid as he tries to make himself seem, but I could just be
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imo, Nick knows exactly what's making him fat. He uses water weight as a meme like his "i'm calling coporate" persona and his arguing with Orlin
He just knows this gets him views and cash so he keeps going
I just don't think he's as stupid as he tries to make himself seem, but I could just be
He's still stupid enough to irreparably destroy his health and appearance in the prime of his 20s for Youtube clicks
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Nik is one of those people you watch for a while then get bored and move on, but a few years later one of his new videos pop up in your recommended and you’re shocked at the state he’s in now.
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Everybody is being super critical of this which is fair, but I enjoyed it. I agree that it’s basic nikocado lore most of us already knew about. But I thought it was well done and an overall great archive of “nikocado 101” - I feel like if you didn’t want to invest in reading the now (as of positing this) 124 pages of nicks thread you could watch that video and maybe read the last 20 pages of the thread and be pretty much caught up. It wasn’t some in-depth investigative human insight piece into the mind of nikocado but in my opinion a really well done why is this guy a lolcow with more than enough information to be able to chat with other cow watchers about nickocado if you wanted. It would be an apt summary to put in the OP of this thread, lol.