Niggers keep stealing my halloween decorations.

[Alex Hogendorp]

Why do the niggers do that?

 

[Robert Cummings]

You should dress up as a ghost and scare them off. Maybe put up a burning cross so they think you're satanic. They won't want to fuck with your halloween decorations then.

 

[pizzawithme420]

buy a gun

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Decorate your lawn with books and job applications. They are scared to death of those and will leave them alone.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

you could turn them into brand new halloween decorations

 

[Argentinian Tails]

Stop coating them in fried chicken grease, that life hack to prevent theft does NOT work.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

Decorate your lawn with books and job applications. They are scared to death of those and will leave them alone.

Put some old pairs of work boots out.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Blast black metal. That should scare them off.

 

[stares at error messages]

Wear gloves and cover the replacement decorations with iching powder. Then when you handle the decorations again to take them down wear gloves again.

Poison oak or poison ivy are good if you can't get the powder.

 

[SandyCat]

A nigger stole my niece's paw patrol Halloween inflatable

I'm convinced niggers lack souls

 

[TroonsDid911]

You need yourself a Scare-Nigger: