Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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This is a nigger called beast mukbangs, most if not all of his small amount of videos are him eating fried chicken with the mic sensitivity up to a crazy amount. Mostly he'll eat popeyes, Jollibee, wingstop, kfc, or the occasional smaller fried chicken that hes probably doordashed. Most of the time he'll either add the spicy buldak ramen sauce, some other type of hot sauce, ranch, honey, or a big bowl of melted cheese. He's not only eats fried chicken, but also McDonald's, a thick crust pizza from little caesers completely smothered in jalapeños and honey, some cheese stuffed Korean fried corn dogs some confectionery pastries filled with mousse, a chocolate cake from the cheesecake factory that slice by slice either gets covered or dipped in chocolate sauce with chili oil, a bowl matcha almond latte with ice, and a bowl of Starbucks cold brew with whipped cream, and the "infamous" smoked turkey leg video.















 
The above post is an accurate depiction of our millions of dollars of foreign aid to Africa.
 
Bom Taker said:
My guess is because of their legs, I can't eat shellfish myself (allergies and whatnot) so the sight of them just bugs me. But the way these niggers eat this shit just disgusts me.
Anyways here's 15 more videos of chefjayvoo (and a couple other people collaborating with him) cooking the mudbugs and other foods the nigger way

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Ngl I actually like this guy. He won me over with his PLATINUM. His Halloween one where he keeps going Raghhhhh is funny (i cut it to just that one above).

He explains his use of orange juice as a citrus to balance out the spice. He also uses lemon juice too. Yes, this is absolutely Black amounts of (salt free) spices but he's goofy and having fun and not hurting anyone. I'd try it.
 
I'm back with another ridiculous nigger cuisine hot take.

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Because y'all know only niggers can do mac and cheese correctly!

I didn't get any of the comments, but one lady claimed her coworkers actually brought in potato salad with raisins, which I have never heard of outside of nigger discourse. Another one commented that honkeys really do be thinking of mac and cheese as an entree and not a side dish, like that's the craziest thing they ever heard of.
 
Ed Special said:
That's not even that weird, that's just an (inferior) shortcut to that sort of crust you get from baking mac n cheese.
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Yeah, but the way they carried on about it you'd think they'd never heard of baking mac and cheese with any sort of topping and this was just one step up from boxed mac and cheese.
 
Accept Only Substitutes said:
I'm back with another ridiculous nigger cuisine hot take.

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Because y'all know only niggers can do mac and cheese correctly!

I didn't get any of the comments, but one lady claimed her coworkers actually brought in potato salad with raisins, which I have never heard of outside of nigger discourse. Another one commented that honkeys really do be thinking of mac and cheese as an entree and not a side dish, like that's the craziest thing they ever heard of.
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My White mom puts Gold Fish on top of her homemade Mac n Cheese. If anything the niggers are copying the civilized White man instead of using their Hot Cheetos or Takis or some other nigger hot chip.
 
I've got a nasty dose of whatever's going round, so I ended up watching (ad blocked) YouTube and falling down the hole of "African-Americans vs [ethnic group] try each other's [dish]" videos from the channel "Cocoa Butter". These are designed to be ragebait. In this specific "Black vs Italian spaghetti" video, the black man had never heard the phrase "al dente", and when he's told what it means he declares "so white people got a history of undercooking stuff, that's what you're telling me. So y'all be undercooking for centuries? That's some crazy shit". The black woman mentions she's 2% Italian and then shouts a bunch of vaguely Italian noises before revealing her "Splagana" (a mix of spaghetti and lasgana). A common theme with this series is the black people trying to guess which food was cooked by black people therefore deciding it's better because black people made it (in this video, the man specifically says "I think a black person made this, so I'll give it an 8, to support the black person").

Like I said, this is designed to be rage bait, so it sort of washes over you (the bolognese is described by the other Italian as "restaurant quality" good, especially with how much you can taste the tomatoes, while the black people complain there's no seasoning, "ain't no Lawry's, no garlic powder, no onion, what is happening in this dish?"). So that's not why I'm mentioning it. The reason I am is this one montage of three contestants sampling spaghetti alla vodka.
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The Italian-American white woman eats spaghetti normally. But the two African-Americans have atrocious table manners. It's not even just table manners, they know they're literally being filmed for a YouTube video, and still shovel spaghetti in their mouths and chew with their mouth open. I found it genuinely jarring because even though this video's some sort of ragebait psyop, this was legitimately how they chose to eat spaghetti.

Auntie Sang, I'm sorry you lost the "Korean Fried Chicken vs Black Fried Chicken" video and I wish you could have shared your amazing honey and radish recipe with us
 
AssignedEva said:
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i think the way they eat is interesting in other ways too

the black man looks down at the food and eats quicky, it's all about stuffing his mouth for him, he just wants to eat that's all he's here for
the black woman looks straight at the camera, she's most fixated on how she's perceived, she's mugging it almost like she wants to fight it
the italian woman's eyes dart all around as she's tasting the food, a visual sign of being lost in thought, she's IN the food, she's not just eating she's actually thinking about what she's experiencing, you can tell by the way she looks up that she's considering what she's sensing

one person in this gif cares about the culinary experience, one cares about NOM NOM NOM MASSA GIBS ME FREE FOOD YALL, and one cares all about herself, and their faces reveal it
 
AssignedEva said:
ike I said, this is designed to be rage bait, so it sort of washes over you (the bolognese is described by the other Italian as "restaurant quality" good, especially with how much you can taste the tomatoes, while the black people complain there's no seasoning, "ain't no Lawry's, no garlic powder, no onion, what is happening in this dish?").
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im pretty sure you get beaten in the streets if you dont put onions in your bolognese
the real question is adding chicken liver or not.


Cuntspiracy Man said:
one person in this gif cares about the culinary experience, one cares about NOM NOM NOM MASSA GIBS ME FREE FOOD YALL, and one cares all about herself, and their faces reveal it
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thats a bit much interpretation, the italian lady could also be bored and thinking about something else.
All it shows is that black people dont have any impulse control, but thats nothing new
 
Stoneheart said:
im pretty sure you get beaten in the streets if you dont put onions in your bolognese
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I'm sure she meant onion powder. The cook in question on this one was the white woman in the gif, although she does specifically mention adding onion powder among other things. I'd hope she'd used a soffritto but from the sounds of it she browned the meat with garlic before adding seasonings.
I don't think it was a particularly good bolognese, although to my eyes it looked better than either of the other two dishes - the "splagana" and the man's dish, which involves chicken, jalapenos and "a tomato sauce made from scratch" (ingredients included "tomato sauce") and was criticised for tasting like he'd mixed salsa into the dish.
The winner was the spaghetti alla vodka they're tasting in that gif, made by a woman with a noticeably strong Italian American accent.
Stoneheart said:
the real question is adding chicken liver or not.
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I'm a heathen, I sub it out for a couple of splashes of Worcestershire sauce.
 
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