Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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Bom Taker said:
thats another thing niggers on food tiktok complain about, is that if your seafood boil isnt a vibrant red or orange its not seafood boil. if it doesnt have a whole tub of the extra large old bay seasoning, a whole gallon of tampico orange drink (cause that shit aint juice), the zatarain's seasoning as well, and a whole bunch of other spices, it's still not a seafood boil.
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who the fuck buys spicy seafood from dodgy restaurants?
 
Stoneheart said:
who the fuck buys spicy seafood from dodgy restaurants?
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oh no i'm not really talking about restaurants (although more seafood restaurants are taking notice of niggers and their seafood boils, Specifically red lobster, they now sell seafood boil that can range from like $15 at its cheapest to $100, and they just put it in this big clear bag and its just nasty looking) here's some photo's of the red lobster seafood boil in a bag (photo's come from someone on facebook, buzzfeed, and business insider) and some reviews of said seafood boil one by some niggress and the other by "the nignog king of tiktok food reviewers" keith lee and his baby mama.
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more over they get bitchy over people making it themselves, if you dont put enough seasonings, juices, dry rubs and butters in say a homemade seafood boil, then they get furious cause its supposed to be so red and grainy with the spices and whatnot that you could dye your hair with it. here's a video compilation of "white people seafood boil"

and here are some comments from that compilation
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and here's a video from one of atlanta's finest nignog's complaining about the difference between white's seafood boil and jamal's seafood boil
 
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Bom Taker said:
oh no i'm not really talking about restaurants (although more seafood restaurants are taking notice of niggers and their seafood boils, Specifically red lobster, they now sell seafood boil that can range from like $15 at its cheapest to $100, and they just put it in this big clear bag and its just nasty looking) here's some photo's of the red lobster seafood boil in a bag (photo's come from someone on facebook, buzzfeed, and business insider) and some reviews of said seafood boil one by some niggress and the other by "the nignog king of tiktok food reviewers" keith lee and his baby mama.
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more over they get bitchy over people making it themselves, if you dont put enough seasonings, juices, dry rubs and butters in say a homemade seafood boil, then they get furious cause its supposed to be so red and grainy with the spices and whatnot that you could dye your hair with it. here's a video compilation of "white people seafood boil"
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and here are some comments from that compilation
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and here's a video from one of atlanta's finest nignog's complaining about the difference between white's seafood boil and jamal's seafood boil
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Do niggers intentionally gravitate towards the most disgusting and cheap looking shit imaginable? Is it a learned behavior, or something buried deep in their genes? Who in their right mind would go to a sit-down restaurant and pay upwards of a hundred dollars for literal slop served to you in a plastic bag like something stolen from a hobo camp? It's not even dumped out or presented nicely. The fucking plates are right there!
 
Even worse is that not only do they not plate it on the LITERAL fucking plates, but they either eat it out of the bag juice and all, or they eat it out of one of those aluminum lasagna/pasta pans. And remember when people didn't eat lobster because they considered lobsters, crabs, and crawfishes to be the bugs of the sea, it was so bad they gave them as rations to the military during the world wars, it was so bad thst they served them to prisoners back in the day. Now they charge people an arm and a leg for some seasoned nasty juice water with potatoes, some onions that were chopped in a cross section, some garlic cloves, bits of some sausage or some type of smoked meat stick cut up, and bits of corn and serve it to you like someone just grabbed it out of the garbage and you eat it with clear gloves. I just knew that as soon as red lobster got their new ceo, a nigger himself, as soon as they said that they were going to sell a seafood boil, all bets are off, ill expect to see red lobster become the carnival cruiselines of restaurants.
 
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I don't want to hear shit about how to do a proper seafood boil from anyone that isn't from where it originates from. It's so funny when Daquan from Chicago thinks he's a seafood boil expert because it's "his peoples food" when he's never been south of the mason dixon line.
 
Bom Taker said:
was so bad thst they served them to prisoners back in the day.
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that's because if u dont cook a lobster while he's alive, it's gonna taste like a cockroach
Ed Special said:
Iss jus dey kulcha.

Just look how their women dress, do makeup, and do their hair. It's 100% intentional.
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it's probably because they both try to justify being unable to afford anything better, while being obsessed with appearing rich even tho it just wastes money and makes em look trashy
 
i kept seeing this thread and thought it was a general thread about niggos eating unhealthy overprocessed slop
but no they're actually just eating straight corn starch
what the fuck is wrong with these "people"
 
Brenda Holiday said:
I don't want to hear shit about how to do a proper seafood boil from anyone that isn't from where it originates from. It's so funny when Daquan from Chicago thinks he's a seafood boil expert because it's "his peoples food" when he's never been south of the mason dixon line.
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That's pretty much every nog not living in the southeast.

Also just the concept of buying a seafood boil in a restaurant boils my blood. The main purpose of a boil is to get your neighbors, friends, and/or family around to hang out, talk, and drink as it cooks since it doesn't take too long.
 
Lobster is so ridiculously easy to do right. Just dunk in boiling water and/or beer maybe with a fair amount of Old Bay or even nothing, serve with garlic butter. Or steam it. No need to get involved or add godforsaken industrial waste like Tampico.
 
AnOminous said:
Lobster is so ridiculously easy to do right. Just dunk in boiling water and/or beer maybe with a fair amount of Old Bay or even nothing, serve with garlic butter. Or steam it. No need to get involved or add godforsaken industrial waste like Tampico.
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Nah nigga. Slap a Kraft single on top and throw that little nigga in the microwave for 10 minutes.
 
Not a nigger thing, but it will cause me endless and eternal seething to know that Gooks, ChiNIGGERs, and SEA monkeys universally dip bone-in fried chicken in ketchup. It bothers me doubly so to know that they do this not just with crispy fried chicken, but also with KFC Original Recipe fried chicken. Bugmen are disgusting.
Sicko Hunter said:
Saw this on twitter and knew I had to post it here. Beyond parody.
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All this is missing is unironic OOGA BOOGA or UNGA BUNGA.
 
Grew up with a painting of an old bay seasoning can on the wall. Super white. I don't even like seafood but I'll go to bat for my heritage and throw my cooking up against any of these animal feed troughs they call meals.
 
Otterly said:
It’s chocolate cake coloured with psychoactive quantities of red food colouring.
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In the OG 19th century days, a red velvet cake used a minimally processed form of cacao powder and buttermilk that would make the cake somewhat reddish. It would later be dyed red with beetroot before synthetic red food coloring was introduced back in the 1930's. The original red velvet cake is much closer to something like a devil's food cake than the nightmarish white bread monstrosity you see in walmart.
 
AnOminous said:
Lobster is so ridiculously easy to do right. Just dunk in boiling water and/or beer maybe with a fair amount of Old Bay or even nothing, serve with garlic butter. Or steam it. No need to get involved or add godforsaken industrial waste like Tampico.
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Speaking of seasoning for lobster, i'd recommend including a bit of summer savory with the bay leaf, it helps balance the richness of the lobster and adds a nice flavor to it
 
Ed Special said:
Not a nigger thing, but it will cause me endless and eternal seething to know that Gooks, ChiNIGGERs, and SEA monkeys universally dip bone-in fried chicken in ketchup. It bothers me doubly so to know that they do this not just with crispy fried chicken, but also with KFC Original Recipe fried chicken. Bugmen are disgusting.
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I'm sorry but I don't get it. Chicken with ketchup tastes okay?
 
WonderWino said:
Speaking of seasoning for lobster, i'd recommend including a bit of summer savory with the bay leaf, it helps balance the richness of the lobster and adds a nice flavor to it
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Yeah but to a worthless nigger you ain't sneeznin it unless it's entirely in some vile broth of toxic waste. The whole "cheesecloth tea bag with a bunch of herbs" in it works. But you don't even really need it. Just boiling these critters alive does what needs to be done, and garlic butter finishes it.

The only people who won't appreciate it are niggers.
 
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