Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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Accept Only Substitutes said:
Candied grapes could be an interesting snack for baby showers amd and maybe weddings. It's colorful, reasonably healthy, and unusual. I may get a lot of disagrees, but I don't really think this is as snarkable as a lot nigger stuff.
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Candied fruit has existed for ages(also a way to preserve fruit). Flavored shit with candy shells like M&Ms or skittles is not candied fruit, it's candy coated fruit. And no adding a thick candy coating to fruit which already has sugar in it is not "healthy", that's nigger think. May as well try to claim grape soda is "reasonably healthy" at that point.
 
It's not X, it's a slightly different name for X that uses some of the same words but accomplishes much the same idea, is what's nigger thinking.

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These are shorts.
Nigger: those are not shorts, they're jean shorts.
Actual conversation I had with a nigger.

Jean shorts are a form of shorts.

Candied fruit is fruit made into some form of candy.
Fruit with a candy shell is fruit made into some form of candy.

Candy with fruit is always healthier than candy without it, because your body will break it down into the same base nutrients no matter what coating it has or doesn't have. Candy without fruit is missing those nutrients. Neither are actually healthy, however one is a better choice than the other. That's common knowledge, or it should be.

If grape soda had actual juice in it, then that would be a good example. As it is, you are a retard who lacks the critical thinking skills to make a reasonable argument, no matter if the other party doesn't agree with you. Your argument is lacking in said common knowledge, probably because you're a mongoloid.

This is the last time I will reply to you on this matter, so as not to devolve the thread enough to (hopefully not yet at least) piss off the jannies, again, because that's also nigger behavior.
 
Accept Only Substitutes said:
Candy with fruit is always healthier than candy without it, because your body will break it down into the same base nutrients no matter what coating it has or doesn't have. Candy without fruit is missing those nutrients. Neither are actually healthy, however one is a better choice than the other. That's common knowledge, or it should be.
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You know what's healthier than candy, or candy coated fruit? Fruit that isn't covered with a candy shell. With your stupid nigger logic, soda is healthy because drinking water is healthy and it's a component of soda.

Accept Only Substitutes said:
If grape soda had actual juice in it, then that would be a good example. As it is, you are a retard who lacks the critical thinking skills to make a reasonable argument, no matter if the other party doesn't agree with you. Your argument is lacking in said common knowledge, probably because you're a mongoloid.
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As some random bullshit on a table at an event, sure whatever. Claiming candy coated anything is "reasonably healthy" is fucking retarded no matter what dumb analogy you try and use to justify it. May as well call all of the other insane shit in this thread like mac and cheese with a half pound of sugar added to it "reasonably healthy" because cheese sauces and pasta are fine in moderation therefore making into candy keeps it as some sort of "reasonably healthy" food.
 
p1138 said:
You know what's healthier than candy, or candy coated fruit? Fruit that isn't covered with a candy shell. With your stupid nigger logic, soda is healthy because drinking water is healthy and it's a component of soda.
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You know what's awesome? JUST EATING GRAPES! GRAPES RULE! Eat some fucking grapes, bitch! It's awesome.
 
Candied grapes isn't any worse than at least half a dozen "white people deserts" I can think of. Honestly, if you made the candied shell whilst leaving the grape inside alone, I think it'd probably taste better than most other sweets made out of grapes.
 
sugar coating covered sweets are an old idea, they used to be called comfits or sugarplums and were literally just a fruit, nut, or some other kinda tasty morsel rolled in layers and layers of hardened sugar

this isn't new but if anything doing it with the big juicy sweet table grapes we have today is a nice innovation on a good old idea
almost makes me wonder if niggers really came up with this
 
Ed Special said:
I agree. If the Greeks, Romans, or Byzantines had access to crystal sugar, this is something I could see them making.
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the romans ate a species of dormouse into extinction, rich romans had the refined palate of a starving chinese peasant

they'd do that, but they'd serve it up with frog spleens or smth weird like that
 
Accept Only Substitutes said:
It's not X, it's a slightly different name for X that uses some of the same words but accomplishes much the same idea, is what's nigger thinking.

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These are shorts.
Nigger: those are not shorts, they're jean shorts.
Actual conversation I had with a nigger.

Jean shorts are a form of shorts.

Candied fruit is fruit made into some form of candy.
Fruit with a candy shell is fruit made into some form of candy.

Candy with fruit is always healthier than candy without it, because your body will break it down into the same base nutrients no matter what coating it has or doesn't have. Candy without fruit is missing those nutrients. Neither are actually healthy, however one is a better choice than the other. That's common knowledge, or it should be.

If grape soda had actual juice in it, then that would be a good example. As it is, you are a retard who lacks the critical thinking skills to make a reasonable argument, no matter if the other party doesn't agree with you. Your argument is lacking in said common knowledge, probably because you're a mongoloid.

This is the last time I will reply to you on this matter, so as not to devolve the thread enough to (hopefully not yet at least) piss off the jannies, again, because that's also nigger behavior.
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Scholar: Those are Daisy Dukes.
 
Accept Only Substitutes said:
Candy with fruit is always healthier than candy without it, because your body will break it down into the same base nutrients no matter what coating it has or doesn't have. Candy without fruit is missing those nutrients. Neither are actually healthy, however one is a better choice than the other. That's common knowledge, or it should be.
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dont eat the worst candy you can get and it will have more fruit than a candy coated grape.

Also dark chocolate is the only valid fruit coating...
 
习近平新时代中国特色社会主义思想 said:
Isn't the edible dormouse still around? Assuming that's the right species.
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Peruvians still eat guinea pigs/"cuy" semi-frequently. Every Peruano and Peruana I've ever known has had it at least once. Squirrel is, of course, somewhat commonly eaten here in the Deep South. I hear Nutria is also rather good. Rodent consumption isn't wildly uncommon outside big cities, even within the first world.
 
Ed Special said:
Peruvians still eat guinea pigs/"cuy" semi-frequently. Every Peruano and Peruana I've ever known has had it at least once. Squirrel is, of course, somewhat commonly eaten here in the Deep South. I hear Nutria is also rather good. Rodent consumption isn't wildly uncommon outside big cities, even within the first world.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zm9Idn9sVsEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=pTytYDSxJiI
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The Russians started serving Nutria in trendy restaurants, they were first brought over for the fur farms and now a invasive species in Southern Russia along the Caspian sea and nearby wetlands. So they market them as locally sourced meat that is healthy and helps the environment by killing them.
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smartypants302 said:
The Russians started serving Nutria in trendy restaurants, they were first brought over for the fur farms and now a invasive species in Southern Russia along the Caspian sea and nearby wetlands. So they market them as locally sourced meat that is healthy and helps the environment by killing them.
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We should actually do that here with snakehead fish, a really insanely aggressive and awful invasive species that completely fucks up everything. They're apparently delicious. A fast food restaurant chain devoted to eating them out of existence would be a good thing.
 
AnOminous said:
We should actually do that here with snakehead fish, a really insanely aggressive and awful invasive species that completely fucks up everything. They're apparently delicious. A fast food restaurant chain devoted to eating them out of existence would be a good thing.
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Isn't that the fish where they had to put some electrified barrier in some river to keep them from turbofucking the great lakes?
 
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